First post ending in dubs decides what I do with this...thing I picked from my neighbors plant

first post ending in dubs decides what I do with this...thing I picked from my neighbors plant

Isn't that a gourd?

I think you mistook /b/ for Veeky Forums considering the quality of this post.

Stick it up your butt.

I've been in ck all summer it's cool

I think it may be some sort of asian gourd

I hope you had permission?
I would be pissed if my neighbors picked my hardwork without permission, merely out of nigger-tier curiosity

Insert in to anus.

Then post pics

literally do this

ribbed for your pleasure

Attach it back onto their plant.

Glue for even dubs, string for odd dubs.

it was overgrowing into my yard he doesn't care he has given me tomatoes in the past

are you going to use it as a sex toy or not?

we shall let the dubs decide

Use it in a 'go 'za.

then here's another roll for stick it up ur bum

I can't even stick a finger up my ass

a cute girl from ck will have to assist me ;)

Use it as a dildo then leave it in your neighbor's mailbox.

Eat it raw.

lol u guys suck at dubs

kek must dislike this board

Reroll

Boil then eat.

Rinse it and eat it raw.

>I can't even stick a finger up my ass

what a faggot

>ribbed for your pleasure

not dubs but it'll do

so glad I don't have to try sticking it up my ass

kek

I started washing it and a red gloop fell out

is this even safe to eat?

Yes. Trust me.

That is one ripe as fuck bitter melon.
You eat them green because, paradoxically, they turn even more bitter as they ripen.
I highly recommend you throw that thing out. It'll taste godawful.

Maybe he could make some ultra bitter vomit-inducing Goya Champuru ?