Are you winning yet, son?

user, what is happening?

Walk out the door and never talk to your wifes son again.

You're getting played around with like an underage gymnast

Dad, i'm the one at the door what are you doing?

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TADAIMAS

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why the fuck is there a nigger in my house

Niggers don’t have actual fathers dude

Your Dad said you were upset, does my little soldier wanna talk about it?

Posters know from personal experience.

i need a nice slow deepthroat blowie to make it all better mommy

>that one time my mom actually tried to ask if I needed any sexual pleasing but I acted like I didn't understand what she was talking about and never brought it up again

Please elaborate, user

i already got my dick in hand tell the story buddy

fail. you got only one another chance.
make her drunk and talk about your sexual frustration.

story time

Let's hear it

We’re waiting user

How was the waggie day, pops?

i fucking hate this board

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MOAR MOAR

That's why they call every other "brother", because they don't know who their siblings are

If my dad knew how I invested my money I would never hear the end of muh buble and muh ponzi, at least until I show him my gains.

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>little does my son know I gave him my last savings, but... I trust him, he'll make both of us money and we'll finally have that vacation we could never afford