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judging by his posture he probably is

youtube.com/watch?v=HY-n2ltQ6jQ

I hope he's dancing to music, rather than having some sort of muscular disorder. Because it looks like the latter.

Fucking trash. The day pizza making becomes automated is the day I end my life

A weapon to surpass metal gear

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What exactly is happening here

makin crispy pancakes

you can tell by the pixels it isnt actually gordon making that stuff

Fuuuuuck. I that were me there would be so much blood on that apple (and a few fingers on the counter)

?????????

woahh who would guess

Reposting.

Nice. Indust-style Auto 'za

Hopefully soon then.

How do you think frozen pizza is made retard?
Might as well off yourself now.

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fugg throw that in the fryer for two minutes and

WA LA

not a huge fan of these "tasty" recipes but this looks pretty good

>washing machine dough
>ketchup for sauce
>no ketchup sauce in center
>just 5 slices of mozzarella for cheese

DESU the biggest problem is that you generally expect small variations on pizza from place to place. If this became mainstream like 90% of your local pizza places would close and be consolidated into a domino's or something.

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This one looks actually good.

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I'm a sucker for shit like this

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he's so into it, it's like he's having sex. props to him.

Nigga, that shit is kawaii af.

This is such an ingenuitive idea. They would make serious bank. Most of these stalls charge like $2 for every pinwheel. Considering how dirt cheap spuds are they'd be looking at a pretty decent ROI and every time I see them at a carnvial, festival or thing with lots of food vendors it seems like 1 out of every 3 people is walking around with one of them.

Do they fry them?
There is a hand tool for this. It works pretty good.

they do fry them, I bet they taste like curly fries on a stick

I made the mexican monstrosities webms, I found some new shit and I will post them soon.

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This looks stupid as hell. He isn't doing anything impressive at all and is just jerking around like he has palsey.

$2? I saw a truck selling these at Comic-Con for $5. $5 for a fucking potato with some toppings. HIghway robbery but it was 4 AM and there were no other choices. Tasty as fuck though.

nasty

tamarind tastes like salty asshole

Man, if you were in San Diego at 4, there were definitely better options

what kind of stuff did they put on them? did they season before they fried them? I'd love to make these at home. a cheesy one with a drizzle of sour cream would probably be like a crispy baked potato on a stick

Not right by the convention center and I wasn't in the mood to explore. It was there I was tired so potato.

They had a few options from just salt and peppered, one with melted cheese and cheese sauce, and some fancy one with truffle oil and garlic and some other shit. Overall pretty damn good.

thank you dorilocos king

Thank you Mr. Dorilocos.

bitch, I can do an apple in 4 seconds flat, that is pathetic
>protip
>use a peeler not your dickknife

>I can do it with a special safety tool designed for idiots so they can't hurt themselves

Do you want a cookie?

this one is a bloody good idea

>sucks his finger

have you never heard of apple roses?

No, that's weird.

I can confirm this. Went to a Firefighter's fair last year and they had this delicasy. They threw a pinch of salt on it right as it got out of the fryer. Oh heaven, I gained weight that day.

i was waiting for the part where she throws a bag of doritos on top of it and drops a bunch of slimy pigs ears on the side with 4 salsas ......

they also make them with a hotdog in the middle.
these are called tornados.

wow. only one type of sauce this time?

kind of interested how exactly they get the dog in the middle

he got the phonk for sure

that's hot as fuck. if only it wasnt for her voice.

WTF?!
I hate Gordon now

That looks delicious

much better with sound

youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

Post it then...

sound webms don't work on boards outside /wsg/ and /gif/ tardo

This looks pretty fucking stupid. Snow-cones would be better. It's consistent and actually tastes good after it melts.

I meant the fucking source video... Which I did for you.

You're supposed to eat it in a way where you get a bite out of the sugar goo every time you get a bite of ice

they core the potato to fit

youtube.com/watch?v=Uen90YVGOtY
video made me uncomfortable for some reason...

and then he boils it.
use an oven ffs

... and then the 'Mmricans fucked it up again

its called pan frying you ape

thought they were steaming it. I've seen them do pastries like that in Cooking with Dog

It's pan frying, yes -- but the top is a soggy mess. It should at least be crisped up a bit in the oven (I would have thrown it under the broiler for a couple min for colour)

pinches taqueros

nice unitasker faggot

I'm getting flashbacks to that SNL Taco Town skit where they keep wrapping stuff inside other stuff

also I've never seen culinary workers wear a face mask

>tfw my gf did this for me on my birthday

Is that guy legit retarded or is he trying to 'show off' to the cute girls?

Yeah, looks stupid.
I don't see the syrup penetrating the ice at all.
So basically you can bit off the top then try to nibble away at it, then you have nothing but an icy core
I also don't see it being structurally strong enough to hold itself together by being bitten a lot. Like, it would be intended to be licked

I wonder how fast that is compared to the traditional way to dice onions
Like it seems a hell of a lot more dangerous, but let him live

This webm was a pain in the ass.

>frying
With water. Right.

wat

Is that just a savory drink made of churros

what the fuck am I looking at

Go to bed Alton.

Can we just, ban Mexico? There has to be some international law against this shit.

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>lemme use half a bottle of powdered cinnamon sugar on one drink

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>tabasco
dropped

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neat! Thanks!

Now how do we keep the potato chips, but also make it a corndog?