Hangover Food

Its a burger, it has a bun.

It is a sandwich, it has a filling between two pieces of bread

a burger is a type of sandwich. if i put deli slices of turkey between a bun does that make it a burger and not a sandwich with your logic?

there's type of food that can cure my hangovers ' '

Here is Poland we put a whole cabbage to boil

i usually toast some bread and then put bacon, cheese, and mayo mixed with vinegar on it. works like a charm

>boiling in ice

You Poles sure have a lot of cabbage in your cuisine.

really brings out the flavor. I learned the technique from my wife's gipsy son

What kind of cheese and what ratio of mayo:vinegar? I feel like that could be great or super disgusting depending, but I'd love recommendations

cheddar if i have it. there's no golden ratio I usually just freehand it. i like a lot of vinegar though

Fat. Fries and such.
And ice cold Coca Cola

smoke a bowl and eat a sandwich with some kind of deli meat and cheese

Fruit and black coffee

i know you were going for the shill meme but soda while hungover is not good

But pasta is super easy

>boil it
>strain it put it in bowl
>ketchup that shit

Wooow so hard

i takes like ten minutes and requires standing. all potentially a problem if debilitatingly hungover

Get one of those strainer pot things

You only got.to stir it mYbe thrice

just get Mommy to make if for you. Why do I always have to explain that on this board? Should be obvious

If you can eat without puking it doesn't count as a hangover you fucking pussy.

ain't that the goddamned truth

is this a call for help? you want to talk about it user?

KFC

how the fuck you gonna drive to KFC if hungover

slowly with the window down

i prefer Church's Chicken

>2016
>getting a hangover

sure is faggot in here, grow up degenerates.

that aside, maccas bigmac/mcchicken meals were pretty useful if you could eat.

if you cant eat, gatorade or any like drink to refuel electrolytes.

I read somewhere that a bacon sandwhich is scientifically proven to help a hangover. I don't have a source so take that with a HUGE grain of salt. But I think its worth a shot.

so not getting drunk is for adults? found the middle aged suburban american who hates fun

not that user but i'm pretty sure middle ages suburban americans are the biggest drinkers

Drinking culture is weird here, a hold over from Prohibition. America kind of walks two ways on it

>maccas
Not an american but an emu fucking aussie cunt

That's not hangover food, that's flyover food.

Hangovers are primarily caused by dehydration as well as depletion of vital nutrients in the body caused by the deleterious effects of alcohol.

Water, vitamins, and calories are what you need. In other words, a good breakfast (as long as it's actually got some nutrition in it) will actually help.

american drinking culture is so fucked up. if you have more than two beers with dinner or drink any kind of whisky you're labeled an alcoholic. the laws are also strict as shit

maybe that's the case for the headache but what about the queesy stomach? i can barley eat anything and i feel like im gonna vom constantly when im hungover. i dont even really get the headache

Don't you mean an even smaller grain of salt

It depends where you are. I live in Charleston and drinking is so fucking ubiquitous with everything, people get hammered. And then get up and go to church the next day and feel guilty about drinking.

Not a business deal goes down here that doesn't involve liberal applications of cocktails.

What America is against is PUBLIC drinking. The flip-side being the free wheeling responsibility free idealization of the college frat drinker. Essentially, public drinking is seen as a sign of immaturity, whether positively or negatively. Drinking in small groups or in privacy however, is seen as a sign of maturity. You've grown up, and learned to drink quietly, unassuming, not putting it out there to be displayed.

You may want to stick to something liquid like a smoothie then. You're queasy because your bowels are flipping the fuck out and your body wants no more shit coming in.

in ohio they are strict as shit. underage will get you jail time if the judge is a dick and only stores with special licences can sell hard stuff. also no wine on sundays for some reason

Pho.
I felt like complete shit and on a constant verge of throwing up from a hangover and 10 minutes after eating pho the feeling went away completely.

...

just eat and drink water before you sleep. no need for hangover food in the morning then

if you're as much of an alcoholic as i am this wont work

pho is such a bullshit numale meme

Gyros Plate
Gyros meat, greek salad, tzatziki, fries
A nice counter hangover beer to that.
fixes you right up.

i have to sober up before i go to bed or il end up pissing in it :(

Hard stuff in special stores is much of the country but it depends on your state.

telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

only a numale would use the word numale

Leftover pizza with enough beer to get drunk again.

Lol ok

i spent two weeks in jail in ohio for underage then 9 months on house arrest plus a year of probation. It was my third though

>fast food when hungover

it completely varies depending on mood. fry ups often seem like they're a good idea but then you feel like shit. sometimes i really want shittons of juice. sometimes i want fucktons of hot baked beans, just a fucking cup of beans. sometimes i want a fuckhuge salad.

went through a phase for a couple years of getting bladdered on a friday and then eating ridiculous amounts of fatty food on the saturday morning, continuing to feel like shit and stay in the house all day, then going out on saturday and repeating the same shit on sunday. all of us living in my shared house just got into shitty habits and put on fuckloads of weight. it was horrible.

on the other hand when i worked on a shooting estate we'd get completely fucked up every morning then be up at 6am to do 10 hours of fell running every morning and i would feel a million dollars by lunchtime.

saltines, but any absorbent starch will do
B complex

Pot- it will moderate the systems in a way to threaten advil/motrin if it was legal

DUDE WEED LMAO

>maccas
>American

Fuckin idiot

No one calls you an alcoholic for three beers. You're misinformed.

>that obsession

if you have more than two beers with every meal, yeah you're probably an alcoholic.

...

>beers while eating
>alcoholic

eating is cheating senpai

What the fuck, I'm gonna be sick

Dude they are so good, and I'm not a mexican

sardines in vinegar/oil

Cold pizza works for me.
If I can't get that, then usually some buttered toast and a couple eggs, and hopefully there'll be some orange juice or V8 in the house as well.

Spaghetti is AWESOME when you're hungover. However, that means you have to have sauce at the ready, because who wants to make sauce when they're hungover? Whenever I make bolognese or tomato sauce, I always try to make enough to freeze for later as well, just for such occasions.
And as someone else said, leftover pizza is perfect too.

If you like a Bloody Mary, then there's a good chance you'd like this too

bimbambap

I'd second that if it weren't my usual order when getting drunk.

Lots of water, maybe a smoothie. Solids are a pain in the ass to deal with.

i can buy beer at all gas stations and sometimes liquor here in CA

Bowl of eggs

I rank the hangover with how much a 2 cheeseburger meal I can get through.

worst was a 2 bites.

always makes me feel better though.

A bottle of beer. Acidity and fizz and whatnot.

pickled herring t b h

Ice cream sandwiches with peanut butter and custard
Macaroni and cheese

lel

last time I drank, I had 2 drinks and ended up with a 2-day hangover. usually egg and cheese sandwiches or a regular burger will take care of it, but this time I had to resort to five guys. but they're pretty expensive. if I ever get one that bad again, I might try pizza. but I think I'd be better off only having one drink and having a bunch of water with it.

middle age sucks, kids.

Strawberry milk
Banana milk
Mars milk
Bacon sandwich w brown sauce.

This is not wrong

Think you might just be a pussy if two drinks does that to ya...

California is indeed the alcoholic's paradise.
>beer and wine in all stores, including gas stations
>liquor in most stores, including some gas stations
>buy liquor from 6 am to 2 am
>every day of the week

And while I'm not a gambler, then there's the added fact that there's casinos everywhere. There's a casino in a strip mall just a couple blocks from my house.

This. While some of you might think "that looks far too heavy to be eating on a hangover" it's actually got a lot of nutrients in that help refuel what your body lost from drinking.

14 inch chicken, bacon & ranch + large fry = $14

Not farting for the rest of the day for fear of shitting myself = priceless.

God my head is still killing me and my mouth tastes like potatoes

fuck off meme

It wouldn't be too heavy for me, I'd probably just have a bite of each item and leave the rest.

maybe. I didn't even actually get drunk, just a bit buzzed. so it's not that I'm that much of a lightweight. I used to be able to drink a lot more than that with less of a hangover. but as the years go by, I get worse and worse hangovers from less and less booze.

It's pretty invigorating.

>refuel what your body lost from drinking.

like what

name some

Nope. Primarily caused by byproducts of metabolizing alcohol, not dehydration. Studies prove this.