Why is coffee so based

why is coffee so based

Cause it's chill brah

>overrated
there you go. i dont want to drink 3 cups every morning to get me going. if i need it, ill do a shitty 5 hour evergy and move on. my stomach lining is already weak enough from the liquor

>he hasn't moved on to straight caffeine pills

Just have one cup of extra strong coffee

cause its stimulating.

because even mediocre coffee tastes good.
"Good" coffee tastes great

>caffeine
>no sugar
>goes good with anything

Honestly I would even say shit coffee isn't that bad. Once you have acquired the taste it's all the same. The only time I really can't stand it is when it's watered down.

>Massive, literally MASSIVE spread of price to quality. You can spend nearly nothing and get ok coffee or be autistic and get make great coffee.
>Easy to get
>Useful effect
>Tons of tastes
>Tons of methods to make

It can have potential to be a hobby at every price point, or if you're not autistic a great drink

Is there even such a thing as "bad" coffee?
So long as you're brewing it yourself, even $5 cans of generic brand coffee grounds taste great.

Coffee brewed elsewhere is pure shit tho.
Most people don't even drink it black, so they don't realize it tastes like shit when you burn it in your BUNN drip machine and then leave it to stew for hours and hours on a hotplate.

Have you guys ever been to Denny's? Perkins?

Their coffee is like melted crayons.

I've never really had a problem with Denny's coffee. I like IHOP's or Waffle House's better, but Denny's is definitely not the worst I've had. I'd actually say the worst coffee I've ever had is this shit that my company stocks in the break room but I drink that shit all morning.

It ain't so bad at 2 am.

because it's a legal and socially acceptable drug

>Is there even such a thing as "bad" coffee?
Yes, there is: instant coffee.

Why does op make posts like a fifteen year old in 2008?

why is instant coffee so bad tho, the processing or the different structure ??

Bullshit, every coffee tastes like shit, it's just drinking it long enough that makes you like it. Just like beer. My first beer tasted like shit too and now I'm an alcohol.

because it's the main source of the only central nervous system stimulant you're allowed to have without asking for permission.

>he doesn't have liquid caffeine concentrate
>he thinks 5 hour energy works

About the coffee, I won't argue, but expensive, imported beer tastes great. Local beer is literal piss.

Because you are addicted to it.
Coffee should be illegal.

Forgive me, Veeky Forums, for I have sinned

I put milk in my coffee and I liked it so much that I think I'll be doing it every day from now on

I may never drink coffee black again

you're just drinking shitty coffee

Good lad, next step sugar.