Dinner at Empire in Oklahoma City

Perfectly cooked

>'za's named after rappers
>Oklahoma City
>Stereotypical >white people decor and clientele

Yeah, nah, ill pass.

reading the menu made me cringe and that pizza looks dry af.

God that looks delicious

Moving on to the gay bar now

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this post sums it up quite nicely

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>no fun allowed :(

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>24 dollars for a pizza

wat

Bank account getting a little low poorfag?

>you're poor if you don't pay ridiculous overprices for basic shit

Okay idiot.

They are 22". A single slice the size of your head is $3.50.

Everything but the pans is made from scratch.

Not that user, but... And? My local Italian makes everything from scratch too and sells a pizza in the same size for around 16 euros.
You just pay extra for the pretentioness.

That's a ~$2.25 difference

How do you even order at these hipster restaurants without feeling like a piece of shit?

>Waiter: Hi, what can I get you bro?
>user: Umm...O-One N-Notorious *long exhalation* P.I.G please
>Waiter: Awesome, can I recommend a side of Andre the Giant Meatball?
>user: N-No Thanks.

its that cat whisperer fag

How do you get through life without a sense of humor?

What?