That one friend who orders pic related every time you go out

>just finished an all-nighter for work
>the early morning I was drinking a bit to reply to client emails and deal with tedious shit
>noon rolls around and I'm really hungry
>go to the local pub for a burger and a beer, a blue cheese bacon and a macro-wheat
>some young guy sits next to me and starts talking about how big of a fan he is to the team our city hates the most
>he order chicken tenders, fries and ranch
>cuts them with a folk and knife
>can't get my check on time because the waitress vanished or a smoke break or something

I don't usually eat that kind of food so I can't see how it would be a problem.

>the early morning I was drinking a bit to reply to client emails and deal with tedious shit
>local pub for a burger and a beer
>while on a lunch break
Seriously, is everyone on Veeky Forums a fucking alcoholic?

Does anyone else just really hate Jack?

it dulls the pain of our existence user, you should try it

join us

youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0

ITT- pretentious alcoholics who can't enjoy some nice simple pub food

The answer to your question is this. Any one old enough to drink and spends time on Veeky Forums, let alone Veeky Forums...yes..they are alcohol. The rest is little kids. So at any time on Veeky Forums you're either replying to a little kid or an alcoholic and taking it seriously, that is the hilarious part. Plus every chef I've known has been /alc/ as well.

I don't drink alcohol but I will occasionally cook with it.

>going out to eat at places that have tendies on the menu

>have a couple drinks
>everyone is an alcoholic

why is everyone on Veeky Forums a FUCKING FAGGOT

Normal people think it's weird to drink by yourself. That's a sign of
an alcoholic. I only drink if I'm with friends or going out for the night and looking for girls

Normal people think it's weird to play video games by yourself too.

Normal people can fuck off.

>looking for girls
>while piss drunk
whiskydick.exe

I can understand if it helps you talk to strangers but it seems like the cultural expectation is to meet, leave, and have sex, as quickly as possible

It's beyond my comprehension

I don't think so. Maybe if you play more than 2 or 3 hours a day, then yes

Who says I'm getting wasted? Just get tilsy and wa' la'! --my dick will still work

>whiskey makes his dick anything other than rock hard
Sounds personal, friend o

my sister does this, every single time.
she's autistic as hell so it makes sense.

memes are real.

>go to mexican restaurant
>everyone set to enjoy awesome mexican food
>that one friend who orders from the kid's menu so he can get a burger or chicken tendies
>everyone out to eat awesome chinese food
>that same friend orders the kid's burger, cause the tendies taste too wierd
>all of us out to fancy italian joint
>same dude orders the kid's burger again, because they serve marinara with the tendies - not even on them, but a little bowl beside them
>everyone out to enjoy super chicken fried steak, but place also has awesome tendies
>oops, forget to invite that other faggot

Right? My dick gets hard but I can't cum so I'll end up fucking for a couple hours, go to sleep, then fuck again in the morning because I wanna cum.

>that one guy who has no friends and only eats at home by himself

>that one friend that gets upset when you order a certain food

reminds me of

youtube.com/watch?v=mAwE7hzY-2U&t=6m9s

normal people don't post on a japanese image board telling other random people what is weird and what isn't using some unknown qualia so you can rightly fuck off and die in a house fire, my good sir or madam.

...

>that one friend

welcome to Veeky Forums

mine too, yet she is ALWAYS the last one to decide

I thought this was a Canadian Antlers Management company?