Thread dedicated to the king of Veeky Forums

Thread dedicated to the king of Veeky Forums

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Apple pie

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Augh NO NO NO noooooooo!!!!!!!!

nah

look at the sexual aura this guy is emitting, look into his eyes as he realizes the fruits of his labor. if that doesnt make you drip precum youre a faggot.

that's a big boy bite :^

Reddit cancer. Kill yourself.

Don't bother replying because I'm going to hide the thread immediately after posting.

You can't stop me.

thats not joey

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I said don't bother replying. I'm not here since I hid the thread.

>calls others reddit cancer
>proceeds to use reddit tactics
You have to go back

Stop fucking replying to me. I already hid the thread, so you're not getting a reply back.

You sound assmad bruh

>I'm going to hide the thread immediately after posting.

But then how will you ever see your (you)s?

>You forget to mention sage

>excellent arm to body ratio

Can someone just tell me what the fuck he is even making?

Do you think he legitimately has some sort of motor dysfunction? The way he moves is like someone trying to do things by a reflection.

ur a faget, i know you'll read this you redditfag.

Nope, just fat

Holy shit it's a walking meatball

>> 2 heaping tablespoons
I'd say that were 10 regular tablespoons.
Does heaping mean times 5?

jack pls go

@7888470
>Don't bother replying because I'm going to hide the thread immediately after posting.

great (You)baiting tactic 2bh, well done

Tropical salad, if I remember correctly

>spends $1000 on a grill
>literally doesn't even know how to cook on one, as demonstrated on national television and his own retarded youtube channel

Thanks OP, i was missing King threads!

Jack's masterpiece

>YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!

>vinegar in a soda bottle

boulder mode

Fucking hell.

Fuck, this is my first Jack thread, and I feel changed forever.

JOOSY

This is new to you then?

Yes. I'm in for a ride I see.

Please document yourself:
cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

>filling has not yet set in
>crust is obviously store-bought and isn't even properly flaky or crusted

Stick to mixing shit from the cans, Jack.

Does anyone have the /juicy/ chicken webm?

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that's not apple pie you casual jack cunt
it's chess pie
come on now, get in the game

>chess

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Anyone else think these threads are a little lame?
Probably more relevant to /tv/.

you could say the rest of the board is more relevant to Veeky Forums because the threads are just consumable product, but you wouldn't do that

So Jack is a guy that knows nothing about cooking, but has his own cooking show on youtube because he loves eating a lot right?

Thats at EPCOT.

All of his "fuck-ups" are deliberate, he's making a lot of viewbux from gullible retards.

Why are people so salty about Jack and Joey?
Let us have our own thread!
It's 100% food and cooking related.

Is this satire, like Henry's Kitchen?

why would he throw away the queen bean?

>american cuisine : the thread

SOMEBODY POST THE CHICKEN .GIF

I don't think that's true.
I think his incompetence comes too easily to be someone good pretending to be bad at something.

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>he doesn't even know what a chess pie is

laughingwhores.png

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no

What is this guy's day job? He obviously has Prader-Willi syndrome, but the cutoff of IQ for people with that is usually in the mid 80's. Did he inherit his money? His kitchen and house and shit necessitates a middle class level of income.

Jack looks like he's attacking the food when he takes a bite. His raw food may be juicy but I don't think it's actually going to run away from him.

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This is an absolute masterpiece.