For $1000

what is raw eggs?

whats ur mums juicy cunt?

what is hummus

>Too lazy to even remove a watermark.
You sir, are a sorry piece of shit.

Oh god my favorite thing to do is to eat and watch TV shows/moves. When I go to the movie theater by myself I will always get a large popcorn, large coke, slice of pizza, hot dog, and nachos. I will crunch and munch loudly throughout the film to irritate people and I overexaggerate my laugh. I am also 6'6 and 390lbs so I always be sure to sit dead in the middle of the crowded theater to obstruct the view of the screen of whoever is behind me. I love food so much when I am alone I will often order large pizzas from dominoes and get takeout burgers and fries and a big bag of chips and just eat it all in one sitting while watching TV for hours. Probably the best thing to reheat leftovers is lasagna and pizza with fries.

user, i don't know hockey, at least be fair and let us pick a category.

What is sushi

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>Us hockey

lmao who gives a fug

These are final Jeopardy! questions. You don't get to pick any categories.

This "hockey" one is actually quite easy if you think about it.

Britain.

cold pizza is disgusting

india.

American fast food and """""pizza"""""

what is the United States of America?

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what is settling the table

dealing with you're wife's son's dietary restrictions

what is people crowding the kitchen

>settling the table

Iktf man. Fucking road pieces get everywhere.

Backseat chefs

Lel

incorrect

what is everyone asking you for a recipe for a dish you pulled out of your ass, and knowing they'll never cook it anyways

When your mother-in-law tells you:
>"I put the meat in the oven because it was still pink. You really shouldn't serve raw meat to your family."

>Not knowing rare meat
Is that even possible?

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I can't speak for in-laws, but tremendous faggots know what it is. They're just so delicate that they're afraid if a steak hasn't been blackened to a charcoal briquette they might get fucking AIDS

slate.com/articles/life/food/2010/06/shoeleather_reporting.html

>hockey, figure skating and national inventors
Uh, one of these things is not like the others

kek

Other people in your vicinity

That's because it was Frank Zamboni.

You people give up too easily.

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What is Lasagna?

veg

What is salad?

England

zamboni. Best piece of equipment for ice related sports ever made. frank to be specific.

Oh, I'm sorry, but you didn't answer in the form of a question.

Luckily all of these clues are from Final Jeopardy! where it's not actually required to do so!

WHAT IS USS Missouri’s deck in the Tokyo bay

Fantastic.

you're so wrong

What are Missouri and Mississippi?

What is pancakes

what is fennel

There you go!

what is china

what is expectations?

Rice balls

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what is sushi or kbbq

What is washing the dishes after

>"this is great, user. You have to send me this recipe
>"FUCK YOU GOD YOU'RE SO ANNOYING"

Everyone knows you don't know enough people to have ever cooked for a special occasion

fried chicken

coffee

Having to either cook ahead of time and not have the dish quite right or use someone else's kitchen. Both are terrible things.

not having the dish quite right is annoying on any occasion to me

what is 'go 'za

'go 'za

>American fast food not suitable for human consumption
>the most popular and widespread food available
someone's mad that a mcdonald's is getting more attention than your favorite place

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Me

I'm sure the right pizza would be good cold, though I can only imagine one with thicker chees and little to no sauce.

Upvoted :^)
I don't mean to imply that your comment was something I personally felt belonged on Reddit or another similar website, so I'm sorry if that was how you interpreted my post. D^:

>reheated watermelon

That's a completely rational fear.

People eating before they came

Black cock

Who is jack sparrow?

How did you do that?
^
^^

What is knowing that no one will appreciate the intricacies that went into the meal and might even just get full off of bread and wine.
tiramisu

Nailed it.

Every Christmas I host the washing up is a fucking nightmare after and it's very small compared to most family Chrismases.

What is ass?

ice cram

What is France?

You win $1000

Animal products containing udder puss.

What is Nurenburg

Who is Jack?

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What is aunt myrna's party cheese salad?

Curry. But probably Pizza, as this is very 70s Murrica stuff.

Ratatouille!

What is Chicago.

What is RAW?

what is raw rhubarb

Borsht - the only dish I know of that tastes good cold, reheated, and is even better on the next day

>Slate
Literally Hillary-tier

Eating cold Swedish meatballs right now. They are superior to the hot version.

Raw rhubarb dipped in sugar is awesome

You can eat raw eggs.