Give me your ideas and I will split 50/50 with you guys

Fruit Burger.

It's like a hamburger, but made entirely of fruit, gelato etc with a sweet biscuit/cookie bun.

Set up stalls on beaches and stuff.

>imagines biting into a gelato burger
FUCK YOU user MY TETTHH IS HURTING BRAINFREZ

>What is an ice cream sandwich

The gelato would just be one (optional) ingredient, anyway.

Spinning toys. I even named them. Beyblade.

Website that lets you jam with other musicians

A book about how to get rich. We can hire someone on the Internet to write it. If successful we will produce next one about how to invest newly gained wealth! Fool proof.

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graphene-info.com/companies-list/graphene-producers

Here’s my idea for you user...
It invokes lurking biz offering to stick sharpies in your pooper.
You can give me half of any profits you make.

I am quite sure it is illegal.

Put lightning nodes into domestic routers

I actually have an idea, but to say it on this board would be stupid.

also, to say you have an idea but aren't sharing it is pointless

this and

>AI
>asteroid mining
>space tourism

Same

fascinating, please tell us more about how you're not going to tell us

Tesla will be doing all three

So send tourists to mine asteroids under AI supervision?

Why would I share it with you faggots? You're just gonna steal it and run off.

socks that only cover the toes
"when you want warmer toes but not sweaty soles" that's the slogan

Watch out! This guy has the same idea as you!

oh i know, we totally would. i'm not puzzled about why you're not sharing the idea. i'm puzzled about why you're sharing that you're not sharing the idea

I too am all in on AI space slave masters

It's a pill that gives worms to ex girlfriends

you know those little feet candies, big foots i think they're called. ok imagine that, foot shaped candies, but they actually taste like feet. also maybe fish shaped candies like swedish fish knock offs only they taste like fish. prank your friends, so much fun. i call them "gag candies"

roll out tie dispenser

because it's a gag like a joke, but they also make you gag

fuck i'm brilliant. are you guys writing this down? i'm giving you my top ideas

Cause I have an idea, and what to be important among fellow anons.

you mean split the idea?

i don't think you do have an idea. i think you just want to larp that you're mr. bigshot with all the hot ideas and we're supposed to beg you to tell us. but nobody cares. i am amused

Ice Cream gloves they keep the icecream off your hands and stop them getting all sticky, and they keep your hands all warm while you're eating it

You provide the idea and OP provides the pajeet.

a microscope with an extra mirror so you can look into your own eyeball. i call it: the teleyescope

Are any of these companies publicly listed yet?

Fucking hell I'm tired. I imagined gloves literally made out of ice cream at first and now I can't stop laughing.

designer garbage bags. gold foil and intricate patterns, really classy looking. so that even when you're putting out your garbage you can remind your neighbours that you are richer then they are

how about a machine that turns human shit into roof tiles

a machine that turns human shit into roof tiles. that's my original idea and you heard it here first from me

What part of India should we build the factory in?

dice made out of spheres instead of cubes. round dice. they would roll better. but there's a little bit of fluid inside so eventually they will stop rolling as the weight of the fluid under gravity stops the dice.

a reusable toilet paper inner tube. you buy toilet paper without the tube and then you just slide the tube into the tubeless paper roll. it would stack better, you could buy a case of toilet paper and it wouldn't take up so much space. also save on shipping costs lowering the price of the end product for consumers.

A machine that turns shit into bricks would be better

how about some kind of toilet roll deposit scheme. return it to the shop and get 5cents back and they reuse it at the factory

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo,_Himachal_Pradesh

somebodies going to make a fuckton of money with all my ideas here. that is my gift to you Veeky Forums

Or just do away with the tube altogether and have it on your roll holder.

what bout a dildo which is also a fake pussy. Do you're not actually having sex

How do you contain them in the magnetic field? How do you identify exactly where they "land"? If you want you can Email me and I will prototype this project for you in my shop.

Your enamel is worn to shit, I bet your teeth look like shit aswell. Time to check a dentist

You know when I hear ideas like this I always think, there are people, engineers and designers, who get paid hundreds of thousands a year who work for multi billion dollar corporations to think of shit like this, ie. to save costs and increase profit. My initial thought is always "Someone has to have though of this before" or usually "this has been thought of, but isn't feasible in the industry for whatever reason"

But the crazy thing is, its 50/50 honestly and there is always that chance no one has even considered this let alone try to apply it. These are the types of ideas, the simple and practical ones, that really change shit up and increase profits a ridiculous margin. For example, ever hear of the guy who had a million dollar idea proposal for colgate or some shit? I think this is some old wives tale, but basically he got the meeting, showed up, and said "make the hole bigger" and sure enough he got paid.

there are no magnets

the dice are made from clear plastic so you can see the red ball inside. the red ball inside floats on the water inside the dice. on the right is a view of the pattern on the outside of the dice and on the left you can see an internal view of the dice. when you look at the dice from the top down you can see the red ball underneath whichever "side" of the dice that has been rolled too.

wait shit, the red ball would just float around never mind that doesn't make sense. gimme a second to fix this

ok. the red ball inside is actually not freely floating but it is held there at the center by 4 supporting rods, each one centered on one "side" of the dice.

when you look at the dice from directly above, whatever side of the dice has the most of the red circle under it when it stops rolling. thats the side of the dice it landed on

>have to stand up on my diabetes feet every time I want to check what I rolled to look at it from the top

can you sell another device with a mirror to go over the top

yes, that makes sense. a smaller hole would be better as it would be easier to put a small pea sized amount of paste on your brush like you're supposed to. but if you make the hole bigger you get people accidentally or habitually putting too much paste on their brush and then having to buy a new tube much sooner then if it was a smaller hole.

you'll usually be able to tell what side it rolled on without looking at it from the top down. you'll only need to look from the top down if it stops rnear the edge between two "sides" which won't happen too often

Who would you be selling that too? Casinos couldn't use it.

i'll be selling ur mum a pair

Seems like a reinventing the wheel thing desu, kinda neat though

she can't wait to get her hands on my firm round dice

square wheels. you heard it here first.

There are already square wheels on the market.

a round wheel inside a square wheel. so you can slip these square wheels with their little rollers on the inside over top oof the round wheels on your car. then you can drive the engine without actually going anywhere or needing to build rollers into the floor.

as you can see here in this carefully drawn diagram the 3 rollers on the inside of the square wheel. you could actually have more rollers. and maybe some way of tightening them i dunno or adjusting them

She couldn't use them though. She works for Bally's gaming and they mostly make slot machines.

alright, 4 rollers. and the whole thing splits in half then you place it around the wheel of the car while it's jacked up. and then tighten those 4 big wing nuts. wow first the round dice and now this thing for your wheels, i'm on a roll

a gun but it shoots darts with moving fins and computer to keep it going straight. only it's not a dart, it's a smaller gun (but just the barrel) and this gunbarrel dart is triggered to fire at maximum distance. this gun barrel then shoots out a smaller gun barrel to continue the process. for a multistage extra long bullet flight that stays on target

Keep em comming

I’m an actual idea guy for a living, this meme is hilarious. I keep 100% profits though as I outsource everything. I’ve run into people like this a lot though, they never have good ideas. Lmao.

program this game into an eth game. we will be rich as fuck

i'm fresh out of brilliant ideas for now
except... a keyboard that detects spelling mistakes and it makes a noise and/or flashes a light every time it detects a miss spelled word

and it's got a little touchscreen, a long touchscreen strip built in along the top of the keyboard for cellphone style autocomplete. it gives several examples trying to guess your word before you finish it and you can just tap the word on the touchscreen and it will appear already typed in

Make a coin market cap alternative, but faster, better and more accurate.

It's gotta be an app, somewhere, there's an app that gonna make us rich.

Here's an android game idea: Data Wing game, but make it multiplayer.

I got so many more ideas of which 3 are quite serious ones that won't need much capital to start. I just need to 5x my crypto stack so I could move out, quit school and prepare myself mentally to start working on one of the more serious ideas.

bioengineer a virus that kills people with sickle cell anemea. Thank me later. No need to split 50/50.

Free to play game that uses mining to fund it.

It's coming.

NaPoleonX's ICO.
Here's my ref, you'll get 5% bonus JNMMFVQO

Wow it's like tab completion but dinner and more convoluted

Dumber*

They need to make a game that mines while you play

I have blue prints for cold fusion but I enjoy watching the world struggle.

A torrent client that mines when you seed