Psychological Profile Ice Cream

>mint chocolate chip
how do we know if you're telling the truth

1. Chocolate chunk
2. I'm into role reversal relationships

1. Peanut butter
2. I hate everyone. Even my friends. I just hate them less.

>5 minutes in paint

Brownie points for effort

Holy shit a rare Pepe on Veeky Forums????

This is groundbreaking stuff user keep it up

Pistachio & dark chocolate

I love butt stuff.

1. Coffee
2. I plan to hire an escort just to lose my virginity

Mint-choc chip

I am a massive kpop fan and have turbo yellow fever.

thanks guys (:

Vanilla with KitKat.
I lie about almost everything in life, except food. If I can't discuss the basest, most universal of needs, then what kind of human am I?

Eggnog
I'm worried that I might be developing some kind of eating disorder or something. It feels like I barely have any mental desire to eat anymore unless I get really hungry but it also feels like whenever I do eat it takes barely anything before my stomach feels super full.

1. Spimoni
2. I used to be an escort

Rum and Raisin
I'm a multi-millionaire, and have told all my internet friends I live in a ghetto.

Lemon custard
I basically only have one friend and I stay on the internet for most of the day except for sleeping. I think I might be depressed.

how much did you make? was it worth it?

Earl Grey
I fantasize about owning Veeky Forums and nuking shitposters.

Go see a doctor

Give me money

You are. Go see a doctor

>earl grey ice cream

Rum Raisin
I have a few softcore discipline kinks

It's honestly really good. It gets that nice tea flavor but also a hint of citrus that cuts the creaminess very well. If you're ever in Seattle, go to Molly Moon's and try it.

earl grey + cream + sugar + freezer = earl grey ice cream. Make sense to me. It's the frozen version of the hot drink.

>cold tea

>not enjoying a nice iced tea on a hot summers day

That sounds like either parasites or some kind of illness, please go to a doctor

Enjoying the flavors of tea, cooling you down, and not burning your mouth. Seems like the life to me.

Pistachio
I'm bi
I hate people

how do I make a good iced tea?
I tried some hones-tea cold sweetened tea while I was in America and it was absolutely disgusting

Chocolate chip cookie D'oh. Breyers simpsons edition was the best.

I like to canoe and fish on my vacation instead of party locations everyone drags me to.

You forgot the cornflour/cornstarch. The texture of the churned ice cream will be shit without a starch or fibre in the ice cream base, believe it or not.
I've made Thai tea ice cream by simply steeping a large amount of Thai tea in skimmed fat milk, then straining, reheating with sugar and a pinch of salt until the sugar is dissolved throughout, adding a starch slurry and cooking it, stirring constantly, until it coats the back of a spoon, then stirring in an equal measure of half-and-half (or a half measure each of cream and wholefat milk, roughly 10% fat total).
After chilling a while, I churned the base to make the ice cream. I'm sure that were I to make Earl Grey ice cream, I'd follow the same procedure.

>cookies and cream
>every day for as long as I can remember, I've wish that I was dead

You basically make a very concentrated - yet not overbrewed - tea, cool it a minute, and then dilute and chill.

Brew some black tea double-strength for 8 minutes, take out the teabags, mix the stuff with sugar to taste, put it in a covered pitcher in the fridge, and pour it over ice by the glass.

Mint chocolate chip

I'm extremely paranoid

Cinnamon
I'm still a drug addict.

1. cake batter/birthday cake
2. i took my cousins virginity when i was 16

i am sorry to hear that my dude

Mint chocolate chip

I use creative writing as a way to cope with almost dying in the hospital

Toss up between cookies and cream and chocolate death inducers like tillamook mudslide

When I was in middle/high school I occasionally took pictures of girls butts during class (they're all deleted now of course)

anyone else get excited for icecream with m&ms in it but its always a disappointment because the chocolate is cold and stale tasting but you still get it

i jacked off with my sisters panties a lot in highschool days

Screw Ice cream...
It's way better in milkshakes ^_^. Chocolate

I didn't know how to tie my shoes till I was 11.

Nigga mix your own m&ms in.

What drugs? Weed? Meth?

shit your right thats a good idea, then i dont have the get the shitty vanilla icecream along with it.

oreo icecream with m&ms oh yeahh

People probably noticed, user

Some people prefer you alive.

That's just great user

Dom or sub?

Sounds damn amazing user.

Are you sure it's not the other way around?

Don't reveal your powerlevel

user, Go see Good for you.

Go see

>butter pecan

>i think of suicide everyday

>No one replies to to you

>Go see
?

People like you should be sent to a gas chamber.

1. Chocolate brownie
2. I'm into boobjobs

Also, holohoax :^)

coffee mint chocolate chip oreo
or, conventionally speaking, coffee

I carved a lock about an inch in size into my mons pubis when I was a teenager. It didn't last long but I never re-carved it.

favorite flavor: 'go 'za
confession: i cant stop shitposting about 'go 'za

What does that mean?

What did I do wrong this time around? I swear I tried my best not to fuck up.

You are scum

Vanilla

I'm a compusive baiter, memer and shotposter. I have been on Veeky Forums since 2005 and created many epic memes across multiple boards from /v/, /sp/ (pre-cucking), Veeky Forums, /mu/, /new/ (rip), Veeky Forums

1. Anything with hazelnut in it.

2. I act aloof and disinterested around/about women but it's because I'm terrified of them and I'm secretly very lonely.

>Anything with hazelnut in it
So Nutella then.

What cancer did (do?) you have my guy?

What does what mean?

Don't do this.

Basically, this. Multiquoters ruin every thread experience like clockwork. The mark of somebody who has been browsing blue boards for a few months. Don't do this, its in poor taste.

>Dom or Sub

Varies depending on the situation I guess

1. Cookies and Cream
2. I used to have psychotic episodes (paranoia attacks, hearing voices, etc) but they went away with therapy.

1. strawberry
2. every time i drive i feel like im going to lose control

1.Salted caramel
2.I'm into spit

1. Blue Moon.
2. That every time I look at someone's pet or dog, I wonder if it remembers it had a mother and father.

>1. What is your favorite ice cream?
Double Chocolate Moose Tracks
>2. What is something most people don't know about you?
I regularly fap to guro

>chocolate and cherry
>i want to kill people for no reason

>cake batter
>I'm terrified of commitment

Cookies & Cream
I do things.

>raspberry sherbet
>Growing up and growing a conscience, it's scaring the living shit out of me.

> and also this is a cooking board

so how about you fuck off with this retarded shit

1.Strawberry and Chocolate

2. I'm MtF and I have an ageplay kink

1. Cookie Dough
2. I'm only nice because I don't want anyone else feel the way I do. I'm pretty much dead inside.

Mint chocolate chip
I was repeatedly molested/raped by my oldest brother and father growing up. We all get along pretty well these days.

Ben and Jerry's Boston Cream Pie
I wear lolita fashion

I collect and sleep with plushies sometimes, don't feel ashamed user!

Cookies and Cream

I have an incredibly deep fetish for Gyaru girls

Good man

대만 여자인데?

Thanks. I'm a 30 year old virgin, starved for companionship. I just want someone to cuddle and love at this point, the sex is secondary.

pistachio ice cream,
view bestiality

I don't like ice cream that much t b h.I don't hate it,but I don't like it that much as well.

>1. What is your favorite ice cream?

Pineapple.Bonus points if there are pineapple chunks.

>2.What is something most people don't know about you?

I'm a manipulative,compulsive liar.

>Vannila (because it's white)

>I'm a nazi

1. Salted caramel
2. I'm a transexual

Gorgonzola ice cream.

I despise Veeky Forums and what it does to me but I keep coming back (Veeky Forums mostly not included).

I didn't see that coming.

>I'm a manipulative,compulsive liar.
Its obvious your a female. Tell us something we don't know

Cookies n cream or cookie dough

I want my girlfriend to pee in my mouth

Salty caramel

I'm a tranny that's never going to transition.

1. Coffee or lemon, it depends on the day
2. Out of self hatred and insecurity, I have hidden a big part of my identity from friends and loved ones and divested my entire life to create a distorted image of me. My friends and loved ones have grown to love or at least like this image and I am trying with all my force to stop being myself and become this image. I will redeem my lies by making them true. It will be my biggest triumph.