Anyone else wants to move to the USA just for the fast foods?

What does that even mean? Is there point you are trying to make here, or did you just get upset and felt like posting something?

If you make your core happiness and peace related to eating food, it will lead you into being a sad man. It'll make you angry towards people telling you there's more than food to be had in this world.

>to move to the USA just for the fast foods

USAfag here. I just don't get it. Fast food is shit. Why would you want to seek it out on purpose?

>I'd like something less socialist. Maybe Austin, TX?

People's Republic of Austin?

It's a novelty thing. Like Go to Africa and look at starving kids, going to india and pooinggnin the streets, go to American and get fat. classic gap yah

The two most fast food chain dense parts of the US I've been to were Davidson county Tennessee and Oklahoma county Oklahoma, each being in southern states toeing the border with the midwest.

>move to the USA just for the fast foods?

that's the dumbest thing I've read all week

Try reading your own posts sometimes

Will user ever recover?

>Food is kinda the last thing that brings me happiness
>therefore i consider moving to usa

I like to try new things, I think fast food has the best varienty and change in their menu.

It's still texas, so it has to abide the state laws. We #texit nao.

I'll look into it, thanks.

I once knew a guy who moved to the USA for the fast food, 2 years Later BAMM! Diabetus!

How did he catch it? A bad 'za?

>I think fast food has the best varienty and change in their menu.

Why? that's outright wrong. There are far more normal restaurants than there fast food places, and their menus tend to be much more varied as well. A fast food place might have many items on the menu but they're really just all the same shit with minor differences (i.e. a hamburger. hamburger with cheese. double meat hamburger).

If you want variety then fast food is the last thing you want. Instead, find a large city with all sorts of different foreign cuisines.

Who the fuck keeps on posting this fag on Veeky Forums?

>fag
Back to /b/ my friend.

Back to Veeky Forums and take that FAG with you.

Fast food is shit food. Don't do it. It's literally the lowest tier of food.

I get this. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, like I honestly don't know the closest place to me where I could get a burrito, or even a decent pizza , and sometimes I imagine what it'd be like to have all these places right outside my door

I wouldn't move just for fast food, but if I went to the US for a short amount of time, it'd probably be all I'd eat just because of how different it is

Who cares about "Different" when it's all so bad?

Can you comprehend that most people like fast food (since it's made that way)?

As a rural dwelling europoor it seems pretty cool to me considering the finest of your amazing American cuisine I've ever had the misfortune of eating was McDonalds and BK

idk mang, just watching reviewbrah and shit makes me want to try all that stuff I can't get over here

i dunno if i had my pick i'd move to some little piss ant town in the middle of buddfuggistan as long as it had a mcdonalds and a hardees and a wendys and a pizza hut and a dinky little grocery shack

Come to orlando user. you'll find a decent job, we have the all fast food chains worth having, and we have great local options too. It's pretty affordable to live here as well. It's not just theme parks.

Well, where are you now?

Austin is awesome for software development. High pay. Lots of opportunities. Be warned, it is very blue though. Lots of multiculturalism.

The other thing is summer time in Texas is not a joke. I have had two friends leave for home, one from NYC and the other from Seattle. It averages around 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

You might as well move to the middle east. We have American portion sizes but for much cheaper than the states. (8 piece bucket in USA = $21.99, 9 piece bucket in Qatar = $15.65)

Also, every single fast food place does home delivery and their delivery closes between 2-4AM and you don't have to tip because it's frowned upon

Thanks, I'll check out Orlando.

Czech Republic. I'm pretty much used to 95 degrees Fahrenheit in the summer, so I think I'll manage. I'd like to have warmer winters, but I don't care that much.

Los Angeles the highest density of fast food around along with a lot of fast casual places which are fast food but higher quality

WA state ma man. Hit up a weed'erd store and drive directly to Burgerville.

Actually have been thinking about Redmond/Seattle, I even got an offer from Microsoft.

Do it the pnw is goat.

I'm not sure about the weather, seems pretty british. Wanted to move to something nicer.

>8-piece is $21.99
lolno
I just bought one today, actually, to share with a buddy. Also buddy's daughter.
It was $4.99. We also got a tub of collards and another of mashed potatoes (with a smaller container of chicken gravy with it), each for $4.99, so $16.17, after tax.
No drinks or biscuits, tho, because biscuits that ain't homemade are shit and I make better ice tea.

The KFC 10 piece bucket here in florida is $12.99 and you can customize it however u want. Extra crispy, original, or grilled. Not sure what that middle eastern guy is talking about.

If you move to CA, move to as far north of the state as possible. It's comfy up there.

I would recommend moving to Texas, though. DFW is comfy. If you want something less hot, then Michigan.

looks lush son

would eat

Yeah rains a lot in Fall/Winter. Spring and Summer weather is great

>eating kfc in florida where popeyes is commonly available

>going into those neighborhoods

>no alcohol
>no pork

Don't discount CA too quickly, they have some of the loosest liquor laws in the country, which should go nicely with all the junk food.

This, being able to buy a handle of booze at a convenience store in the middle of the night was fucking amazing, I love visiting LA

Man czechs love the USA
We like Czechs too
we're bros

Pretty much any city in the USA will have plenty of fast food.

Austin works if you're a commie faggot. Houston has more jobs, higher pay, and lower cost of living though.

As a Czech you'll fit right in in Central Texas, tons of Czech migrants moved there back in the day so it's still heavily influenced by that culture.

>where there is also a kfc, church's, and bojangles on the same block.

Taco Bell is the only one worth it

That's not a thing everywhere? 1/3 of all gas stations here in maine sell hard liquor.

Nah dude if your white come on over we are getting bombarded with so many ethnic ass third worlders its not even funny.

Central Texas Fag here.
I second this.

The texas state legislature blocks as much of their commie bullshit as it can tho.

I live in a dry state. Not county. STATE. As in the whole state wide, not even grocery stores, never mind convenience stores, are allowed to sell alcohol of any kind, not even beer.

In order to sell beer, you have to be a bar or a licensed beer distributor. Beer distributors are not allowed to sell food.
In order to sell wine, you have to be a vineyard, bar or liquor store. Liquor stores are run by the state.
In order to sell liquor, you have to be a bar or liquor store. Beer is not allowed to be sold in liquor stores and wine and liquor not allowed to be sold at beer distributors. It's fucking weird.

A few grocery stores have found loopholes.
If you buy two properties next to each other, you can make one building that spans both addresses and register one address as a beer distributor or vineyard and the other as a grocery store and have the check out in the middle, where the two addresses would meet. The problem is, alcohol sales and food sales have to be on two different orders because they're technically two different business entities with two different sets of books.
Another loophole is to register one of the addresses as a restaurant with take-out alcohol license. You can sell beer for take-out and wine for sit in, but as before, alcohol sales have to be on a separate receipt from grocery sales.

It's really, really, really fucking weird here.

State-run liquor stores are the best, at least in Oregon. When Washington allowed almost anyone to start selling liquore, everything wen to shit as prices went up and selection went down.

I seriously hope you're joking lad

Orlando is like fucking Kingston if you leave the tourist areas you have a very high chance of being robbed/raped/killed by a wild pack of niggers

been living here downtown for 2 years and haven't had a problem, there's plenty of wealthy areas to live. You were probably in the ghetto in kissimmee, there's ghettos in every city. if anything there's less blacks in florida compared to states north of here and hispanics make up the difference (and also open up hispanic restaurants).

hourly yuropoor obsession thread.

houston is good, some neighborhoods i can recommend are spring valley or the heights. should still be cheaper than anywhere in california. austin is mainly college kids and liberals so watch out.

Somewhat similar OP.
I have been aiming to become a food reviewer for some time and I am going to Japan to review food soon so see the chance to set myself apart from standard youtube food reviewers.

I already have a schedule of restaurants for my opening episodes

1. Coco Ichibanya
2. Lotteria
3. First Kitchen
4. Yoshinoya
5. McDonalds Japan
6. La Pizza

After this I should have around 5,000 subscribers and can take suggestions. Essentially I just want to sit with my food and a camera and record myself reviewing the food. I can't do it in a car because Japan doesn't have parking spaces like America does. I also can't drive. I already have part of the script ready for my opening episode.Obviously, I can't write the review for the point at which I have started eating because I will develop my opinions as I eat.

thats pretty cute user

You have no idea.
I am currently in Brasil and the first time I ordered pizza here I was disappointed. Thin crust. Napkin thin layer of cheese. Expensive as hell. And on top of that, they eat it here with a knife and fork. A KNIFE and FORK to EAT PIZZA! I was flabbergast.

American fast food is the best, no matter what the french slobs think, no matter what the liberal vegans think, no matter how much cancer it gives you, NOTHING compares to american fast food. IT's fast food for a reason. I don't care if we are labeled as fat fucks, they keep their mouth shut when we hit Number 1 in a majority of the Olympics.

I don't care if it's not "real" pizza. It's exaggerated and doesn't even fill the stomach but GOD DAMN does it taste good as hell.

Even if you do move to the US you still have the problem where all fast food places are not available in the place you live

As a Canadian who goes to the US for a few months every year; I wish I could gay marry a rich dude an move to the US full time.

Let's get married, then you can file USCIS form I-130 and wait a while and come to the US. I'll do this only if we can split our time between the US and CA equally, winters here, summers there.

I wanna live in Toronto, but the Canadian government has refused to give me residency. Once we've spent enough time in the other country, you here in the US and me there in CA, we can apply for permanent resident status and, once granted to us both, file a divorce.

>fast food dense
>less socialist

Come to Phoenix, Arizona. There are plenty of really nice areas as long as you don't live in a Mexican neighborhood, plus it's conservative as fuck and not too expensive to live here.

Here are all the fast food/fast casual shops within a 5 minute drive of my house: McDonald's, Taco Bell, Arby's, Wendy's, Chipotle, In-N-Out, 5 Guys, Del Taco, Burger King, Jack In The Box, KFC, Dairy Queen, Culver's, Subway, Jimmy John's, Little Caesar's, Panda Express, Rubio's.

I'm probably forgetting a few. Plus there's more if you're willing to drive farther. This place is littered with fast food restaurants, it's a wonder we're not as fat as the midwest

meant as reply to

Sorry, I live in the redneck province of Saskatchewan, I'm too poor and not liberal enough to live in Toronto.

I just want to live in the US, drink $1.50 tallboys/$2 40s and eat fast food.

whats your job OP? its pretty hard to not get a job in texas, unless ur a gibsmedat

That's cool. I'll live in Saskatchewan until the resident prerequisite is fullfilled.
>$2 forties
Kekkiest of keks.

They're three for $5 round these part, snownegro. But that's for Hurricane.

I spend a lot of time with friends in Kentucky and Tennessee, I could get a 40 of Cobra, Colt 45 or Steel Reserve for less than $2.

Here a 40 will cost you at least $7, maybe more. Alcoholics here drink 2L bottles of wine that cost $10 or so.

I'm currently on the dole, but I've had plenty of jobs in the past. Driving a cube van, general contractor, janitor, retail, etc. I'm not worried about simply finding a job in the US, I'm just an unskilled laborer, no college degree. So generally speaking, the only way in is for me to marry someone.

is he getting fat?

>don't want to live in a mexican neighborhood
>still surrounded by mexicans
hmmm. Also if you ever stop in Phoenix, just drive through. Fuck that place. Never settle in hells gateway

yeah thats shitty, you could try your hand at getting accepted into a welding school here. i wish u luck on your immigration user.

What state is this? Just curious.

>Anyone else wants to move to the USA just for the fast foods?
I don't understand this, what's so good about the fast food there that isn't true around the world? You can find decent fast food no matter where you go. And no, I'm not talking about the big brands like mcdonalds, I mean local stuff.

Most fast food places aren't that great.

And regarding the change thing, fast food places will explicitly only make a good item while the featured item is new.

40s are $2.19 each here. Rural America.

Americans are living the dream.

>christianity b8ing in 2016
Try instead

I'm not going to lie OP. The fast food is everywhere, and the fast food is good.