Burgers never come out looking the same as the photos

>burgers never come out looking the same as the photos

>buy the most budget burger at the most budget shit chain
>"why ain't my burger good?"

clap clap

i think he's saying that burger looks good

But that burger looks so depressing and awful, what the fuck

it looks neat and tidy and shapely though. pretty close to how the picture would depict it.

It's because that burger was made from the bottom up where as most burgers are made from top to bottom.

Huh?

Most fast-food burgers start their lives upside down.

Most fast food burgers are made upside down, dressing on the crown of the bun first (general sauce, dressing, cheese, meat)

I was a Manager at McDonalds for a while, that's a bretty gud burger aesthetics-wise.

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Disgraceful image.

Most Big Macs look a lot better than the one on the right. I'll bet this person bought at least 1000 Big Macs before finding one so ugly.

You know in europe they call it le big moc because of the metric system

False!
Because we Europeans are too civilised for "big macs" we choose alternatives like the delicious whopper,lets me tell you friends It was the best meal Ive ever head.
Head to burger king today!You wont regret it.

Really?

Whoppers always, without fail, make me feel ill.

McDo>>>>>>>>>>>>BK

Do they let black people touch your food.

Because the food in ads and such isnt actually food. They use all manner of weird shit to make it look that way

Bloody 'ell mate, you got 'em roight in the kissa'

The pictures of fast food in advertisements aren't even edible, they hire artists who use paint and glaze and glue to rearrange and dress up the food for maximum visual appeal before taking the picture

We're all black here.

Perhaps your gut flora hasn't adapted to the bold taste,crisp veggies and moist and hot boiled burger.

Tacos from Taco Bell aint no better bruh bruh..

I like to start my productive work days off right, with a fresh protein filled sandwich of flavor

>that dry ass muffin

tip top kek. no niggers allowed

How do I get a sandwich like that in America

Looks easy to make. Cut biscuit in half. Insert fried chicken and a fried egg.

Yeah no how the fuck do you get a nice biscuit like that

Go to the south in a neighborhood with a lot of black people.

Kinda like the ass of OP's mom

fucking #ravaged homie

this is a great idea

This was a double cheeseburger, not a big mac

does a double carotid bypass come with that abomination?

Huh?

Handsome Biscuit in Norfolk, Virginia

>Biscuit

I want a sandwich