>decide to cash out some of my gains to spoil myself for a nice meal at Subway for the first time >"What sandwich do you want?" >Uhhh, I'll have a BLT (I had to google this on my Android Smartphone to figure out what this was [Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes]) >"Okay, but what bread do you want?" >I-I said I wanted a B.L.T sandwich! >"Yes but I'm going to need a bread" >Umm, wholegrain? >"We don't have that here" >she points at the board >want to say parmesan oregano but I don't know how to pronounce parmesan >"Do you want that toasted?" >Will that cost me extra? >"No" >say yes because free things are nice >"Okay, what vegetables do you want?" >H-Huh? It's a BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, why are you asking me this? >"And cheese?" >S-Sure "What kind?" >Yellow..? >"Sauce?" >The special one? >she wraps my sandwich up and I pay >don't tip her because she was really rude to me
Have you ever cashed out? What did you buy with your gains?
Carter Carter
how much do you want to be my bf
Oliver Richardson
reading this hurt, user
Isaiah James
Lol social anxiety
Austin Scott
You're cute but start tipping don't be a pajeet
Jaxon Robinson
Ye ordering at Subway is annoying thats why i dont go there anymore. Bought nothing because i have not cashed out yet
Ethan Powell
Honestly, I've made so much money. I recently cashed out $1000 and burnt it in my back yard just to experience the feeling of doing so.
Dominic Allen
>Veeky Forums
Noah Powell
You would love Chipotle!
Jayden Adams
Do you know why subway failed in Russia? Because people here dont want to choose and only want to get shoven PREMADE things up their throat.
Jack Perry
had a friend like this. shit is cute yet fucking aggravating when doing anything public.
Jayden Jones
at least the asians have it right with no tipping. maybe if americans wernt all so universally bad at service jobs and tipping was only given for the 10-20% of servants that did go above and beyond, it would work as an incentive.
David James
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Liam Ramirez
Please do yourself a favor and put yourself in a social situation every day
Christian Gonzalez
I work at subway and no joke my boss made me put rotting vegetables on customers' sandwiches multiple times
Jordan Johnson
FUCKING aNIME fags need to be culled
Joshua Lee
>tip You don't tip at subway, that's like tipping at McDonald's
Kevin Jackson
This is the most adorable shit I have ever read.
Juan Reyes
>Ameriburgs
Elijah Hill
Report that mf
Nolan Morris
seriously , duck subway. if i wanted to make decisions id stay at home and cook my own food
Justin Garcia
italian herbs n cheese, chicken tika, bacon, extra peppered cheese, pickles, olives, tomato, toasted, mayo
Parker Gomez
Why the fuck would you tip at subway? That’s fucking retarded. Also subway is fucking garbage. As for cashing out, I onc cashed out $10 to buy a mirrors edge on psn at the flash sale.
Wyatt Campbell
Op you have autism. I am being serious here not just meme autism. You should have a Doctor examine you.
Connor Peterson
That's why I never go there by myself. I only go there with friends so I can just repeat what they say for their sandwich. It's not even that good anyway.
Josiah Davis
That's some impressive autism op congrats.
Robert Cooper
this also it is too much hassle to decide all those useless things, just give me the normal breed already.
Camden Phillips
CUTE
Caleb Reed
it can be embarrassing but everyone has to go through it once before they know how everything works. whether its a deli, coffee shop, or those make your meal on the spot shops like chipotle, don't be afraid to take your time and figure things out. its a skill thats necessary for more practical applications as well, career or self development etc
Robert Clark
Subway employees get $14 an hour here
Grayson Cooper
Ontario?
Nathaniel Roberts
Am I crazy or have I heard this story before?
Camden Thomas
SF Bay Area
I would never tip them, I only tip employees that get below minimum wage
Noah Richardson
turt you seein this
Jace Flores
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Jack Campbell
you're cute OP, where are you from
post boipucci
Owen Powell
Why the fuck are people tipping minimum wage employees. They don't serve alcohol and barely do anything more than a few repetitive tasks. They make more than servers by standing in one spot for 40 hours.
Levi Morgan
Fuck Ontario and that fucking bitch Kathleen.
Thomas Carter
>1 post by this ID
Jason Cox
Can of RedBull. Shit costed me 2 euros...that's like 3 LINKs. I BOUGHT CAN OF REDBULL FOR 3000 USD
Hudson Flores
Its hurts how much I can relate to this... From a poor family, living in third world, went for the sushi for the first time in my 26 years. Could not pronounce shit...But at least could eat what normams eats.
Thanks crypto.
Parker Brooks
Holyshit the amerifat cashout to buy junkfood meme is not a meme but reality
Isaiah Hughes
Do you have autism?
Sebastian Hill
When did Veeky Forums become /a/utism?
Gabriel Perez
what a infuriating post and posters here, you faggots need to be gassed.
Juan Phillips
you sound cute spread them cheeks trap boi im going in raw dog
Bentley Reyes
>my Android Smartphone l was believing it until this, Nice LARP though
Carson Bailey
If this isn’t satire you need serious help user
Jace Johnson
Yep, I remember sperging out the first time I went to a hairdressers (always got haircuts at home), was such a horrible experience and on top of that, the barber who was cutting my hair asked me why I looked so nervous WHILE cutting my hair, so it made me even more nervous. In retrospect I was being a little bitch but you live and you learn
Brayden Martin
>Flashbacks to my own subway experience It didn't help that I was ordering in a foreign country and her english wasn't the best.
Owen Wright
>want to say parmesan oregano but I don't know how to pronounce parmesan biz in a nutshell
Brandon Morales
i want to stick my dick inside you
Christian Wilson
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Juan Howard
>Buying single player >Fucking EA single player
>Being a black hole of retardation
Asher Evans
lmao are you all fucking retarded? you fucking autists all focus on his autism
>decide to cash out some of my gains to spoil myself for a nice meal at Subway for the first time >cash out SOME gains for a sandwich >spoil myself at subway >with a sandwich
are you one of these untouchable ghouls in india or what? jesus fucking christ, this can't be serious
Sebastian Long
Working at anything related to selling food to the public tends to be very eye opening.
Noah Nguyen
i literally have the BLT every day, is this your first time at Subway?
Ayden Smith
>tipping at subway
Levi Lopez
of course it's not serious
you're showing your autism actually taking it seriously while everyone else is having fun
Leo Hughes
>having fun this is you having fun? and i'm the autist?
Anthony Cooper
You don't realize just how stupid, gullible, and mindless the vast majority of people are until you work at a bar or restaurant.
Like, even people with millions of dollars are fucking mindless.
High caliber people are an extreme rarity, and ironically many of them don't achieve success because they don't integrate well with society.
Society rewards people who act decisively and take risks. Intelligent people over analyze and are thus not rewarded.
Aaron King
>i'm poor because im so highly intelligent sure you are buddy, sure
Michael Lopez
>Society rewards people who act decisively and take risks. Intelligent people over analyze and are thus not rewarded.
yes but for what ratio? maybe risk averse behavior is rewarded in a sense they avoid total failure. for example 95% of startups close their doors within few years.
Jeremiah Bailey
Who the fuck tips at subway lmfao god some of you guys are neets
Owen Wright
he should have ordered with the neet paper. you know, the subway order list they fill before ordering