Cooking cringe thread pic related no jack or joey shit

Cooking cringe thread pic related no jack or joey shit
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your memeing too hard, user. we're all worried about you. stay safe.

this is difficult

i regret giving it a view

>a fucking saucepan full of catsup
it's almost cute how hard this guy is trying to be charismatic though

>no jack or joey shit
Fuck I'm new to this board, I wonder what I'm missing on

What a shit cook, holy fuck. It isn't even cheap, 5 bucks for a meal is fucking garbage.

I already got a dose of Jack from another thread, I wonder who Joey is though

I memed all over your moms face, neck and chest

Holy shit,that guy lost a lot of weight

>6 minute video on how to heat ketchup on your stove

Don't post here again.

Well it is a cringe thread brother

youtu.be/MGpIlEFl96Q

>shut up pickel boy
Oh fuq

we're worried about you, user. your doctor says the medication leads to diarrhea of the mouth, please come home. your mother and I worry about you.

>He doesn't know good ol' Joe
youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg

Well that wasn't pleasant to watch

Joey is a genius.

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Can someone post the lady who made her original homemade donut steal pasta sauce from a can? The whole video was cringe af

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for what purpose?

This is disgusting.

what is happening

nice limes

It's his "garbage stew". He takes everything in his pantry/fridge that is about to expire, throws it in a pot, and makes a "stew".

JYAKKU

what does the end product look like?

youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

meh looks good enough

CAN FRESH

>mayonnaised beans

He is literally a human meatball...

What IQ score does he have realistically?

82?

Under 85 for sure, I don't have much of a reference for anything lower honestly so it's hard to tell. My guess would be around 80.

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I watched this on full screen with surround sound and my mum told me to stop watching porn

no you didnt, stop making things up

>0:20
I can't tell if that's tomato or not. I have never seen tomato in a container like that before.

When will you guys stops memeing about Jack being bad? He's actually a pretty decent cook who knows how to get creative.

This is the first time I've seen a Jack video and honestly I don't see the big deal, this is exactly how most flyover-americans eat aside from maybe the excess amount of vegetables

It's certainly not very appetizing nor does it demonstrate any particular degree of skill or good taste, but considering the kinds of stuff Veeky Forums gets triggered by (see: the noma thread), I'd think this guy would make you feel right at home

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>Meat not browned

>Veggies not sweated for flavour and aroma

>Drowns everything in some stoner-grade 7-11 Dorito sauce.

>Be sure to use GENUINE Cool Whip

>Only the finest ingredients

Needed a few more bottles of IPA desu

I skipped to :40 and for a moment I was horrified (but not surprised) to see him adding what at first looked like bacon.

Looks like anal prolapse to me.

It's a red bell pepper.

It's a bellpepper. Roasted and peeled. Put in water and half a page full or preservatives to drain every last bit of flavour it once had.

What happened with these two, are they still doing their candy reviews?

can someone please post the webm/gif version of this??? PLEASE

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Died.

I did not need to see that.

What is this, some kind of asshole casserole? Fuck man do people eat like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Gl7qw_OcvX4

That's why confidence over actual charisma works with girls alot.

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You are a truly cruel animal.

The fat head is dead and the other one stills vlogs.
youtube.com/watch?v=-XmGnN49JUo

Joey, please, PLEASE floss.

PLEASE

>filter of a fruit comes up
>"what the hell is that supposed to be?"

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I told you, stop that.

I CANT

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THIS IS NOT A KING THREAD THIS IS A BIG BITE THREAD

>antibiotics available upon request

this guy is so numb and retarded i bet he wouldnt even recognize getting fucked in the ass.

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So, are we allowed to dump?

The question is, how long will he survive?

that part with the sauce. Damn

It doesn't matter if we fall, as long as we get back on pur feet and continue the fight.

fuck it, dump away

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>YOU don't know who I am!

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Bullshit, Jack's cooking looks even worse than the Noma shit.

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Is this the grill he didn't read the instructions on and started a grease fire, then blamed the product?

i know he started a grease fire with grill grates and he bitched like a baby

MEATBALL
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This webm is the most offensive to me because I love pulled pork. A good pulled pork sandwich is one of life's greatest pleasures.

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yeah thats it, a simple grate was too much for jack

>his phone just sitting in raw chicken juice

holy shit i didnt notice that

The ASMR scene has stepped their game up

>his teeth

Imagine that she still sends these videos to her friend because she can't accept that her only friend has died