What are some beta things you have done Veeky Forums

I asked a girl for her bra

she made me pay $500 for it

for what it's worth, her bra smelled faintly like vanilla

Deliciously beta. Kissless virgin I assume?

I call a girl the next day after sexing with her

>no blackedraw

Ive been in long distance relationship for 4 years now, atleast i know she isnt cucking me because i keylogged everything she has

Nothing huge, but my life is a constant streamline of mild betaness.

Oh boy

Im a loser in many things in life but im so glad failing at women isnt part of it

Sinister yet devilish. Tell me what she likes to look at? What porn does she watch? What key phrases do you look for?

Seconding this.

I've paid for lunch/dinner with girls that had 0 intentions of fucking me.

I got lazy because she is suprisingly mundane, so i just look at her fb chat every other day.
Last notable thing was her google search on btc after i mentioned that this whole cryptocurrency schtick might work out
Also typical BDSM/degradation whore, but reluctant to go all out

Is she a chunky monkey?

Fag, next time dl free at adultbay or naughtyblog

I umm.... went to the mall with this girl that broke up with her boyfriend and wasn't over it and then she bought something... for her ex-boyfriend.

You are a smart man

>bought ETFs

Oh and then it turned out she was pregnant with his child and she aborted it.

Somebody erase her from my mind plz.

I love soy milk when i'm high on weed

Cant you get all this normie shit on free sites like pron.tv?

I visit the strip club weekly. Wife looks better than all of them. Just crave the thought of something new. I'm a POS