"So user, would you like a side of onion rings or fries with that burger?"

"So user, would you like a side of onion rings or fries with that burger?"

Blatant shitposting is against the rules, friend-o.

FRINGS

Is it shitposting though? What's inherently wrong with these sides for a burger meal?

I don't want a burger, I said milk steak with your finest jelly beans you giant autistic faggot

yes.

Can I get kale chips to counteract the negative impact the burger is going to have oh my health?

no just eat an avocado and some activated almonds.

Can I get those onion rings, but instead can they be straws? And can those onion straws be made out of potato? Thanks, babe.

announcing the rules is against the rules, fuck-o

I would rather have a side salad, but if I have to pick I will go with onion rings.

Fries
it's easy for places to fuck up onion rings but it's difficult for a place to fuck up fries

T H I S

truffle cheese fries

if you dont have truffle cheese sauce then il take sweet potato fries

if you dont have sweet potato fries you can go fuck yourself

I'll take half and half, thank you.

sure thing

NO! half onion ring portion. half portion fries.

I WILL ALSO SEE THE MANAGER THANK YOU.

(no tip for you now, either)

Do you serve sweet potato fries?

no it isn't, announcing reports is.

*starts crying*
*coworkers comfort him and give you a stern look*

>beer batter onion rings
people dont actually like these do they

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Low quality poll thread made for phone posters in the same guise as twitter? Yep, that's shitposting.

If only the mods weren't complete dickslices, then maybe this board wouldn't be tanking so hard.

Have you ever been on Veeky Forums? Or really most boards? This board is nothing comparatively.

Onion rings are obviously far superior but they usually cost more.

Why are Americans so obsessed with fries? Every time I go to America every other dish seems to come with copious amounts of fries.

also you usually get more fries. It's easier to stuff the container

it's really just quality vs quantity

they are cheap and usually tasty

"I'm eating too many calories and too much grease, can I have some more calories to make it worse?"

Yes.