What are Veeky Forums's thoughts on SimplySara?

I'm not proud, but my wife and I watch at least 3 of her videos a night and have went through all of them like 5 times.....they have this weird appeal

What's with americans calling weird monstrosities salad? Jack did it too

Lesbians are the worst.

>Veeky Forums meme hates Simply Sara now

>click play
>that youtube stock music
WEHHCUMNUTHER *HHHUUUUUUUHHHHH* EPISODESIMPEHSARA

today weae're gowna maeyk
(whatever thing that requires no actual preparation and is just combining ingredients together)

>it's an ugly and most likely fat 4channers making fun of a sweet overweight woman thread

>have family
>they care about you
>don't care about yourself
>sweet

ever dealt with an addiction before?

We may have sex bots by then so it's ok.

Sara, though, that chick needs to stop cooking.

go fuck yourself raw you hair-dyed crybaby

>her lifestyle change was switching to eating 3lb of whole wheat pasta instead of 3lb white pasta.
why is she not dead yet?

Fire soundtrack

She's a big gal

>pound of elbow macaroni

her cooking is a bit too rich. and it's an euphemism. even for comfy food.

in itself, the channel is a good exercise for self reflexion, especially for people who are bad in their skin.

Just don't follow blindly the recipes, unless if you taste and adjust at every single steps.

>Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Chewbacca. Kanjee teh droid.

This. Laughed so hard

She's fat

>and it's an euphemism
This is why kids shouldn't try to use "big words" that they saw somewhere

Go back to your chart of logical fallacies, kid

Nothing personnel, kid

>reflexion
>it's a euphemism

What the fuck are you even typing

I'd purray her puckin' if you know what I mean...

punkin roll for the holidays

youtube.com/watch?v=HHV_oypEQEM

kill it with fire

Is that the Half In The Bag theme?

>"use parchment paper or wax paper"
>proceeds to put it in the oven

Don't reply to me again unless you're actively contributing, please.

puckin purray

Back to /tv/, worthless shitposter.

check your privilege, cis scum

It's not really Americans, it's midwestern fats and occasionally southerners. In most of the country "Salad" refers only to raw dressed greens.

if it's green, it's a salad

This. I am Veeky Forums but you guys are just mean. She isn't hurting anyone but herself.

>midwesterners and southerners aren't real americans

O K

What's so difficult about not eating constantly?

I'm SimplySorry for her family.

she should eat more.

>pukkin' purray
is that a streetname for crack?

Some of the stuff she makes looks good, but her condition makes it clear why you shouldn't eat it in excess.

Then again, there are a lot of things we can't know judging by her videos: what she eats on a daily basis, how she behaves off camera, whether or not she's actually a fit woman in a fat suit and a wig.

Same. Absolutely disgusting.

Learn to keep your mouth shut faggot or else I'm gonna fuck it again

>Americans think this lady got fat from the fruits and pasta in her dishes, not from habitually adding entire buckets of cream, mayo, oil, margarine, cheese and other fats to everything

White trash. The poster child of being a disgusting, uneducated slob

>Europeans proceed to get killed by Muslim immigrants in their own front yards

>cream, mayo, oil, margarine, cheese, and other fats
>lists ingredients made with fat substitutes

If you're 75% fat, are you still technically a woman? At some point don't you become some kind of fat parasite just living off the systems of what was once a woman?

>being so fat you're panting just by standing up

I try to keep this kind of person out of my mind.

>macaroni salad video
>she pours some carrots or something into the bowl
>gets out of breath from the monumental task of pouring carrots

THATS RIGHT JAY

>15 years later US and EU are finally brothers of blood

looking at her I see I do very well in my life

btw just seeing thumbnails of her videos I know her recipes are Jack tier

Her ingredient portions are questionable, but she's generally a better cook.

I kinda feel bad for her because she is putting so much shitty unhealthy stuff into her cooking but I do enjoy her videos and she has made some videos without using a jar of mayo or 10 cups of sugar.

yes she is but still
>open 8 random cans
>mix
>wa la

>jewtube

For (You)

Her combinations make sense, at least.

She's not just stirring up a random concoction of weenies, mayo, and chili in a sauce pan.

I'd eat it honestly.

youtu.be/XpDJv8gwOuA

>those overcooked as fuck eggs

(You)(You)(You)(You)

she's a jowly, handsome woman

you can bake on wax paper, and that's what parchment paper is made to do

She seems like a really sweet person but her visage is just so horrifying

>mfw Veeky Forums didn't get it corporated

This. She seems like a cool dude

Life, uh, finds a way.