Jobs that pay 10k-50k require drug tests and randoms along employment

>jobs that pay 10k-50k require drug tests and randoms along employment
>50k-100k they don't give a fuck


Literally impossible to stop being NEET since I blaze all the time

>smoking the green jew

>degenerative passtime
>wants to sell himself into wagecucking
Never gonna make it

Life is an IQ test. Quit smoking or stay poor.

Get a fake dick. Im not kidding. Spend like 100 bucks to get a better job is worth it man. You can even rent it out to your bros.

>have wagecuck office job that pays me $60k a year
>woke up this morning and ripped the bong

Not hard OP. Just stop smoking and pass the initial test. You should be good after that. I haven't been tested in years.

>be me
>highly educated
>employed in the 50-100k range
>high just about every minute I'm not at work
Feels good man

Pretty much this. A company is not gonna waste money doing random drug tests

if you can't stop smoking weed in order to get a job you wish you had, you're literally a drug addict

Why not at work? Visine exists you know...

>be europoor
>no drugtests for jobs
Enjoy that ''freedom'' you amerifats

Not sure what all this wagecucking and peasant buck earning banter is about in this post. Fuck off.

>Work at water utility company
>Company expanding
>Acquire new office
>Drug test former staff
>Over 50% fail

literally go to college for a job that pays more than 50k

dumb fuck

should've put your parent's money into bitcoin the jews appreciate you paying for their cultural and diversity studies

>not living off of your inheritance
out of my sight pleb fag

Because what I do at work is actually dangerous enough that I need to have some of my wits about me.

Oh you're a blue collar....

>ovverrun by muslims
We're great sven, at least we can shoot mohammed :p

You are only 56% white

El asqueroso!

What? We certainly have drug tests

Wrong

So you dull your wits by blazing? Nice. I can see your neurons are firing there.

>at least we can shoot mohammed
That's applied to all of you
>be american
>get shot

In what country? Burger here. I've worked for 9 companies that paid within that range. 7 had pre-employment drug tests and the only way I was subject to another was if I got hurt on the job and sought comp.

Did they get fired on the spot or let them get tested again? Seems like an HR nightmare to hire that many people. Unless 2 people work there

At least we can shoot back, the bullets just bounce off our fat rolls

No, curb your projection.

Only in my off time. Do you even reading comprehension?