What u eating right now?

What are you eating?

I'm eating Pop Tarts for the first time in my life after hearing Americans jerk off over them for years. I found an American themed store in Norway, and i had to try it.

Holy fuck, never before have i tried anything that fits this much in the "MEH" category. The taste is so boring, and i'm 100% convinced that the person who decided to call it "strawberry flavored" has never had a strawberry in his entire life.

Is the "strawberry flavored" the best pop tart, or is there a better one? I saw a chockolate one, but it just seemed tacky

poptarts are a nostalgia thing for americans, because they're kids food

usually most adults realize their favorite snacks are pretty crappy when we try them again

S'mores ones are ok
Blueberry is better than strawberry imo at least
Pop Tarts in general are pretty shit, your better off with a toaster strudle if your looking for something even resembling a decent quick dessert.

I've always found them to be largely meh myself, but I tried the brown sugar cinnamon ones due to that thread. They're acutally surprisingly good. You get exactly what's on the tin.
Smores are also okay, rather than using a bland, generic dough, it's a graham cracker outside.

Just ate a tub of Quark and a tub of cottage cheese with jam with a small jam and peanut butter sandwich

This guy hit the nail on the head. Personally, I fucking hate pop-tarts. The only one I find to be mildly edible are the chocolate chip ones since they don't have the terrible 'icing' on top. Pic related.

That being said, as a kid I inhaled every kind of pop-tart like they were going out of style. Fuck I wish I wouldn't have now, those little fuckers have no real ingredients in them.

Fuck me I posted the wrong pic, pic related this time I swear.

Throwing them in the toaster helps the taste a bit.
But yeah nothing too great about them

The off brand Pop-Tarts are universally better. Usually the crust doesn't have that texture, and the filling is less dry.

I made a burrito stuffed with a fried hot dog, fried pastrami, chili and cheese, It's fucking delicious.

I had some peppers and ssamjang about 30 minutes ago
I forgot to eat lunch and it's already pretty late in the work day, so I'm just gonna have a big dinner

You have to get either smores, brown sugar or chocolate chip. Everything else is crap.

Pop tarts improve significantly with the application of heat. Throw it in a toaster or microwave for a few seconds. Make sure to let it cool because the filling will be approximately 500 degrees no matter how long you put it in for.

I did heat them, i read the package.

COFFEE AND LIVERITES

You an alcohol? or running Dbol??

The fruit flavour ones are pretty meh to shit. Try some of the flavours like s'mores and ice cream sundae (my favourite). You really gotta try different kinds to see what kinds you like but that's probably too expensive in Norway for imported American food. Try toaster strudel. It's okay compared to pop tarts kind of shit.

sorry but strawberry is the best we have to offer. the chocolate is way too sweet even for an american like me.

Amerifag here.
Cookies & Creme and Smores Pop Tarts are the only two that actually taste good. Everything else is, as you described, meh.

>probably too expensive in Norway for imported American food
I paid 120 NOK for an 8 pack, which is around $14 USD. You tell me if that's expensive

Yeah that's expensive. About $1/pack or slightly more is appropriate and average price in US.

That's crazy expensive. In the US it would cost about $2.

>he can't cook a poptart

>strawberry

now theres 'yer problem
ya picked the worst possible flavor.

An 8 pack here is normally 2 dollars.

>The taste is so boring, and i'm 100% convinced that the person who decided to call it "strawberry flavored" has never had a strawberry in his entire life.

What the fuck did you expect? It's cheap shit processed food out of a box. The only people who like that crap are people whose parents didn't love them enough as children to actually cook them real food so they get a nostalgia kick out if it.

>he doesn't bake his own poptarts from scratch

>cooking at breakfast

Enjoy your heart disease and early death.

>Imissedthepoint.jpg
Retard.

That looks a million times more tasty

Personally, I recommend cookies and cream or smores. But I'd steer clear of trying to find the good tasting ones or developing a taste for them. Those fuckers made me gain 7 lbs of fat just because I'd eat one a day at work for two months. Still working that shit off.

Better than me. I would go through an eight pack in a day. At least I had some restraint and only bought one package a week.

Has my wisdom teeth out yesterday, so I'm sitting here enjoying my government-issued opioids and some pic related.

Enjoy your heart disease and early death.

>"Naturally & Artificially Flavored"

Im preheating the oven right now. Im about to cook a Totinos pepperoni pizza.
How should I slice it?
>inb4 preheat meme

I ate some sushi, but right now I'm just drinking.

>preheat meme
What? Is that a thing?
Why wouldn't you preheat?

Just answer how I should slice this square pizza. Goddammit motherfuckin shit tits...does everything always have to be about MEMES??????....ANSWEEEER ME!!!!!

If you're going to eat it alone, do the spiral thing. Start in one end, and finish it in one piece

Smoked brat, schnitzel, German potato salad, saurkraurt, red cabbage

Liverwurst sandwich for later

I think they all taste like vitamin flavored very dry iced cookies.

Fold it in half and eat the whole thing. You're going to anyway.

I had pop tarts this morning because I'm fat. I just ordered pizza because it's my day off and I'm still fat.
Not American but close

>Smoked brat
Didn't know that was legal

Today's Friday which means we order lunch.

This is the MILF. Two quarter pound beef patties moulded together with a slice of American cheese and American mustard in between, with a rasher of bacon, lettuce and pickles. The whole thing is double dipped in batter and deep fried, bun and all.
Not nearly as bad as it sounds and surprisingly little grease.

You shit heap.
Have you tried them frozen?
Have you tried them toasted?
Have you tried them as a sandwich?
Do you even dip your pastries in milk?
>The fuck outta here

see You poor thing

a sad ass PB&J.

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Drinking this bad boy right now getting ready to start my day

Bought one Wednesday to stay up and do some gaming after work instead I slept.

Only weirdo's drink that

Pigs in a blanket

I like that one and the orange one best. I'll drink the Absolute Zero one on occasion, but it's so sweet that I get sick of it pretty quickly. The citron one is p dope too imho.

Not eating anything currently, but I had a protein bar like an hour ago.

Norfag here aswell, I ordered Twinkies from gamezone.no. It was really fucking expensive, but also dank as fuck. Does anyone know of a cheap way to get Twinkies to Norway?

OP here, eating another because fuck me if i'm throwing this shit away with that pricetag.

This time without toasting it. It tastes the same.
Why does the "strawberry" taste like it has turned? Also, the color is more brown/orange than red.. According to the date it should be edible for 2 more months... Is this common in America? Is this really what you call strawberry jam/filling/whatever?

I don't have to put food in my mouth 24/7. 3 meals a day, some snacks. Right now, sipping some wine.

Powder mashed potatoes and unknown kind of meatballs i found in my freezer.

Dissing on poptarts for being "meh" is like dissing on Chips Ahoy for not being very good chocolate chip cookies, or any sliced bread from the grocery store for not being some crazy artisan bread loaf.

Poptarts are fine. I like them with peanut butter on them. If I want really good fruit tarts, I'm going to either have to make them or pay like $6-8. A box of poptarts is $0.99.

I always hear people say it's strawberry flavored. The vaguest most distant way you can say something tastes like something else.

Somebody in Norway is actually trying to enjoy a $15 box of pastries that hyperactive retarded kids eat for breakfast. I can't believe this shit.

Wait. I don't know why something in my brain made me ignore this. You're eating ketchup on meatballs with mashed potatos? You know that's incredibly odd, right?

did you put ketchup on mashed potatoes you fucking madman

Already ate most of it, but made some one pot pasta by Martha Stewart. Sorry Italians. Enjoy some shitty food porn.

That's pretty common where i come from.
I know the ketchup in america is VASTLY different from the one we have here, so keep that in mind. Hell, even the neighbouring countrys ketchup is very different.

Take pictures of your ketchup bottle please. Is it that banana ketchup stuff?

Dill pickle sunflower seeds, I'm on keto cutting for the summer . I eat eggs, whey, chicken, veggies and cheese non stop

Never heard of banana ketchup... Sounds interesting

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Hvor er den butikken?

Butikken er i Norge, karl johan gade, where 1 beer cost 10 us dollar

Skal sjekke ut neste gang jeg er i Oslo.

Does your ketchup taste sugary? I find that my only problem with ketchup is that it's sugary as fuck. I would have it on everything if it was otherwise.

The one pictured is pretty sugary.

Poptarts in general, but especially strawberry, are terrible. You're better off tossing them in a blender with milk, ice cream, and actual strawberries just to make the purchase semiworthwhile.

Home brewed and bottled moonshine you gitz

Bet no one on this board make their own booze, kek

It tastes like old bread with icing and left alone for 2 months

I like eating the double choco fudge ones. The strawberry poptart is the worst one.

Make an American friend and do gift box swaps?

the chocolate and peanut butter pop tarts are the best, followed by chocolate fudge, then smores, then cookies and creme, and the fruit shit in dead last.

You've posted that on a couple of threads now and nobody seems to care.

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Nothing but I'm thinking of having some pasta and meatsauce.

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It's like fishing - yeah, I can go to a store and get something better anytime I want. So I don't care about other people's stories of getting shitty versions.

>It's like fishing
>I can go to a store and get something better anytime I want
>Fishing

I feel sorry for your shit fishing waters, man.

I live by the NYC fish market, one of the greatest outside of Japan. So the prospect of sitting around for 10 hours hoping to get a trout doesn't really excite me personally.

Which market, the one in the Bronx? I thought that was wholesale only

fpbp

pop tarts aren't great, but if i had to pick the best strawberry wouldn't be anywhere near the top

frosted cherry are the best fruit flavor and s'mores are by far and away the best overall flavor and dessert flavor

Okay i'll bite.
What the fuck is that?

Which Japanese fish market?

>Poptarts, totinos, and Twinkies

You're genuinely getting the shittiest of American food.

Literally in ithe same camp as you, this doesn't even remotely taste like strawberry and the icing might as well not even exist.

Tandoori leftovers

How the fuck is that odd?

It's OK user, I eat mashed potatoes with ketchup too

country?

>tfw stomachache

go to the toilet, then make yourself a meal