Culinary nightmares thread

Culinary nightmares thread.

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those knife skills

THAT CROWDED PAN

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>Dreadful knife skill
>Overcrowding the pan
>Not browning the beef, removing it and then returning after sweating the onions
>Store bought dough

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And so this sordid story ends.

Your turn, Veeky Forums.

nigga that onion aint peeled and you cant knife
nigga you overcrowded the pan
bigtime
is this high art?

I hate you so god damn much OP

Is that raw dough?

In a microwave?

>using that much dough
I knew it would still be raw.

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If you served this shit in a newly gentrified area, had modern-hipster decor, dim lights and charges 77 dollars for it; you'd make a tun of fucking money and get 5/5 stars in all yelp reviews.

Omg r u a gril

Right? OP has the kitchen skills of a child with lead poisoning.