I like my coffee how I like my women

I like my coffee how I like my women...

Who the fuck do you think you are postin here with this shite

I prefer tea.

Mixed with at least 50% chocolate milk.

covered in bees.

i don't understand how we get so many repeat threads when Veeky Forums is a super slow board.

pay attention.

Short and Italian

Yep works for me.

IN A PLASTIC CUP

Cheap and often

with milk

Young, dumb, and full o' cum.

Ground up and in the freezer.

Black, strong, no sugar and in need of no man.

Milky white, then, I guess.....

With whipped cream that will get stuck to my moustache.

That's gay.

black with an ugly mug.

with big boobs

I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Absolutely no pubic hair.

Organic, fair trade, single origin, A few weeks old by the time I get them, roasted to desired roast level once a week, ground up fresh right before I make a pot.

Two hot and fresh before breakfast.

Hot, juicy, and in my mouth.

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