Fazoli's?

>go to Fagzollis for my 13th birthday
>ate my body weight in greasy breadsticks and fucking pasta
>went to bathroom
>vomited up super hot stomach acid and noodles
>fought back tears for 3 minutes, washed my hands and face
>put on a straight face and ate cake

Fuck you Fazollis

Wa la

I worked there for 3 months

Ask me anything

How can a restaurant be so dank?

The breadsticks are actually just big joints

Probably the most honest and best post I've ever read on Veeky Forums. Perfect pic too. Well done brother.

DEM FAZOLI'S LOOK DELISH

Damn, why'd they leave my city?

Are they done for good now, everywhere?

Hey faggots, we know you fuckers like pizza. And we know you fat fucks can't get enough of some fucking spaghetti.

So get this, we fucking put them together for your lardass to enjoy. That's right, pizza and spaghetti together. That sound you heard? That was the sound of your erection pushing through your belly fat folds.

Fazoli's, you know you're fat, so eat like it.

Those glorious bastards. Muh dick.

Went there a couple times
It's ok

WA LA MY FRIENDS

Wo nice fazolis friendo

OH SHIIII

SO much fazolis so little breadsticks

Every time I go there it makes me say

WA LA

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Don't say wa la

>ITT: SHITT

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QUADS HOLY HAMBURGERS

Yo I would fucking eat that

>tfw I had a Fazoli's less than a mile from me and it closed down years ago

It still hurts. I know it's a meme here but I legitimately have fond memories.

The food isn't terrible but it's seriously overpriced

Babbys first week I see.