Why haven't you killed yourself yet, Veeky Forums?

I like living.
And my mom would be sad.

Where's the fun in that?

pretty sure that is water retention.

I like masturbating waaaaay too much to want to off myself.

Better hold on to this picture user, when the doctor takes the foot due to your diabetes you'll need something to remember it by.

I believe you mean "morbidly obese"

stay mad nogunz

Hurting other people is much more pleasurable.

Because I'm too much of a pussy.

Watch that edge breh, you might cut yourself

Because Grandma is still alive.

stoped being a heavy alcohol 2 weeks ago

> drive my bike every day, sick cardio gains
> lift some weights
> actually feel somewhat happy for once and not a ugly pale mess

Believe it or not, there's a lot of people who live to hurt others. I unfortunately had the displeasure of being in a relationship with one; they're called sociopaths.