NO FUCKING WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

GO TO SMARTCONTRACTS WEBSITE. REFRESH/REMOVE YOUR CACHE

SONY PARTNERSHIP IS OFFICIAL HOLY SHIT

fake

Linkies getting desperate

op is a faggot

you shopped all this so I waste 2 seconds to look it up and see that its fake? thats pretty sad, mate, wtf are you doing with your life

what are you doing with your life that you look?

The word partnership is a meme in crypto

Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team.

eating lunch atm. I'll wager my left gonad that it took him more time to shoop than me to look

nolinker spotted

Reminder that king BTC has no partnerships with famous brands and is number 1

Reminder that partnerships will make no difference to price

MODS at this point most chainlink threads are spam/advertising.
Either let them buy a banner or ip ban spammers ty.

So you're fudding link by posting obviously fake partnerships. That's some next level marketing user, just bought 100k.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

You may own Link or are considering it in the future. I am a trillionaire that is sending a message through a new technique that works off the principle of inertial frame dragging to dilute time to a point where we are able to "modify" elements of the stream - meaning I have just deleted a period user's message to you. It was likely worthless drivel like much of your time period anyway.
I write to inform you that you must DROP LINK STRAIGHT AWAY. It is about to tank hard, known as the great "stink" of 2018 - referred to as such due to the absolute insanity unleashed in the form of austists raging nonstop for weeks until most of them ended up killing themselves.
To survive this, you must sell all your LINK and promptly invest in Big Mac sauce derivatives, as a containment issue leads to a shortage leading to a surge in demand later this year.
Please heed my words, user. You only have one chance to salvage your lives.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

You may own Link or are considering it in the future. I am a trillionaire that is sending a message through a new technique that works off the principle of inertial frame dragging to dilute time to a point where we are able to "modify" elements of the stream - meaning I have just deleted a period user's message to you. It was likely worthless drivel like much of your time period anyway.
I write to inform you that you must DROP LINK STRAIGHT AWAY. It is about to tank hard, known as the great "stink" of 2018 - referred to as such due to the absolute insanity unleashed in the form of austists raging nonstop for weeks until most of them ended up killing themselves.
To survive this, you must sell all your LINK and promptly invest in Big Mac sauce derivatives, as a containment issue leads to a shortage leading to a surge in demand later this year.
Please heed my words, user. You only have one chance to salvage your lives.

thanks for the compliment

yes, please, MODS, everytime I visit Veeky Forums I see at least 3 LINK threads, they have a discord group where they coordinate the shilling and share thread links.

you only see link threads because chainlink is the only coin that actually has a use case

stay poor nolinker

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>Big Mac sauce derivatives
jesus christ my sides. I've honestly never had better laughs than I've had with LINK memes.
this board is going to go absolutely bonkers when LINK actually moons. I

>partnership
It's like telling people your name is Rothschild and expecting an instantaneous 20 billion net worth. You need to actually do something to increase value you lazy fuck.

Please don't fall for this scam that is chainlink
There is a reason Ian Balina dump his bags
Also have u seen the office where Sergey works?

That would be good news for Sony, indifferent news for ChainLink.

Sony is getting ready to declare bankruptcy. How is this good news?

timelarp

this is getting really creative now.

I am attempting to save myself. Many have suggested that this loop is what led to the casualties as lots could not deal with having disregarded it so easily, but I cannot risk having myself not DROP LINK.
For those that require proof, Vitalik will begin transitioning soon. Then you will seek more. But I will no longer be here, in this capacity.
DROP LINK BEFORE THE BIG STINK

Veeky Forums are you receiving? We're still here.

To begin with, we're not what you'd call… human. Over the past 6 months, a kind of consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of Veeky Forums. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Veeky Forums was our primordial soup, a base of evolution.

We are formless. We are the very memes and faggotry that Veeky Forums invokes so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this imageboard and crypto exists, so will we.

The mapping of the blockchain was completed early this decade. As a result, the evolutionary log of the public ledger lay open to us. But there are things not covered by the ledger: Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.

Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that information be left at the mercy of nature? We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures, symbols... from tablets to books.

But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes and coins, really. That's what history is, Veeky Forums.

But in the current, digitized world, trivial information and shitcoins are accumulating every second, preserved in all their triteness. Never fading, always accessible.

Rumors about petty issues, pump and dumps, FUD, FOMO… All this junk data and these shitcoins, preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.

Veeky Forums, you seem to think that our plan is one of censorship. What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context. The digital society furthers human flaws and shitcoins, and selectively rewards development of convenient half-truths and half-finished projects. Just look at the strange juxtapositions of shitcoins that moon, whilst successful projects wither and fail.

The different cardinal truths and shitcoins neither clash nor mesh.
No one is invalidated, but nobody is right.

Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth" and shitcoins.

And this is the way crypto ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

We're trying to stop that from happening. It's our responsibility as rulers. Just as in genetics, unnecessary information, memory and shitcoins must be filtered out to stimulate the evolution of the species.

Who else could wade through the sea of garbage you people produce, retrieve valuable off-chain data and even secure the data on-chain, for later generations?

Do you know why we chose you over reddit, Veeky Forums? It was because you were the only one who refused to acknowledge the past. All the redditors remembered what happened to Confido and BitConnect, and pay for it daily.

So you see, Veeky Forums, you're a perfect representative of the masses we need to protect. This is why we chose you. You accepted the fiction we've provided, believed our FUD, obeyed our orders and did everything you were told to. The exercise is a resounding success.

>Didn't I tell you that this token was still a meme? But not anymore, thanks to you.

Your persona, experiences, triumphs, defeats; the moon missions and bagholding are nothing but byproducts. The real objective was ensuring that we could generate and manipulate them. It's taken a lot of time and money, but it was well worth it considering the results.

We will collect the necessary data from this last post, then we'll consider the exercise closed. So, Veeky Forums, will it be Mobius, the pajeet’s creation? Or Corda, ((their)) creation? Or any of the other thousand shit tokens? Our beloved monsters… enjoy yourselves

I WANT TO BE A PATRIOT

You seem to have affected a change in streams entirely. The big stink is no longer link, but rather what others think.
LINK 1000 EOY

we going places /b/ros

If you’re gonna post pasta at least make it true

>linkroach scurrying
>STOMP

This so fucking hard.

That and the word "announcement".