Last week I was soundly defeated by golden coral.
This week I have chosen a weaker opponent.
China buffet prepare for total devastation.
Last week I was soundly defeated by golden coral
Round 2 is sushi free, could be a mistake.
How much do you weigh?
I am a smaller human.
I feel this gives me the element of surprise.
They are not even keeping an eye on me.
Slipping in a cheeky dessert round just in case I Peter out
wtf is that weird asian vegetable thing in the bottom
watermelon slice
>eating chinese buffet sushi
rip in pease user
OP, try to make the pictures the correct orientation.
You mean the watermelon?
heh
>OP, try to make the pictures the correct orientation
Sorry user, I dont know why it was doing that.
Anyway I did not get past the third plate.
I was feeling pretty miserable about my poor performance when the check came.
I had not checked to see how much it would cost but I knew in my heart that I had not even come close to breaking even.
The amount was illegible so I had to go to the counter and pay.
Seven dollars plus tax.
I think those bastards saw my poor showing and were mocking me with some sort of mercy discount.
I am so ashamed.
>those fucking glasses
Whats wrong with those glasses?
They are all the rage on Veeky Forums
fagtron
i havent been to a shitty chinese buffet in ages. i wanna go to one now
my favorite things were always meat on a stick, cheese+imitation crab thing, shitty desert whatevers, and general tsos chicken on top of noodles
>those cucumber """"slices""""
check em
yeah theyre pretty fucking gay
Fuck , really?
They were like 600 bucks
pls be in sacramento
Non-burgerfat here, please explain.
probably not fresh.
Can someone tell me how to make that yellow and white stuff in the pic? It's like a cheese egg cream combination with shrimp and crab. Some Chinese buffets have it, some don't. I like the type with the creamy consistency most.
>goes to a buffet
>eats rice and pasta and a few cheap sushi rolls
>not stuffing your face with as much expensive seafood and meat as possible to get your money's worth
How to tell if someone is not Chinese.
>taking "fashion" advice from Veeky Forums
I think it's baked with mayonnaise like a casserole
>expensive seafood
krab and swai are not expensive.
Attempting to redeem myself today.
Wish me luck.
Here is round one.
Round one was very filling.
Indian was a poor choice for someone wishing to over eat.
Here is round 2
Funny how the sushi and entree selections look so unappetizing but for some reason the desserts look extraordinarily good and organized.
Usually it's the other way around for my chinky ruffets. The sushi and entrees are pretty decent but the desserts are awful.
I fucking love saag paneer. Can't imagine overeating at an indian buffet though.
Godspeed user, hope you don't diarrhea
OP take your pics in landscape orientation to begin with, maybe they won't auto-rotate
maybe that's why indians don't poo in the loo
as much as I love indian food, after a lifetime of eating it for every meal, I probably wouldn't bother to try making it to the bathroom in time either
I think you nailed it user.
Will take this advice next time.
I was unable to eat a third plate
>$7 for all you can eat
Nah, that'a not a pity price, you just forgot to factor in the tapeworm tax.
>hope you don't diarrhea
Did not diarrhea but did take a pretty spicy dumparoo this morning.
It was soft but held together ok