Paycheck day

How do I do this

>paycheck day
>49 hours overtime
>I pay my own coffee
>I don't get paid overtime

Lolol, keep wagecucking.

>tfw I remember I also haven't been paid my full regular salary for the last six months
someone end me

Scam elderly boomers into signing up to your subscription list, feed them shitty watered down financial products using a funnel model, suck them dry, use that money to lure more from prime mailing lists, rinse and repeat.
It's a very deceitful practice, and it's all about pretending to be the benevolent chad offering his cast knowledge to the lowly plebian.

I've been on paid family leave for three weeks. Still two more weeks to go. Been blazing every night. I get as much coffee at work as I want (lol). Lunch is subsidized and costs like 4 euros. Pay is 3k after taxes. Parents give me extra 1k every month. I hold about 5 BTC in alts on top of my 21 BTC stack. Life is pretty good overall..

I work a much better job than you, and own so many coins I can retire at 23. Suck my balls you fucking nerd.

Post is obvious troll/not serious

how about you end your job? serious. do you think you wont be able to have a better life than the one you have?

coffee is pretty cheap. brew your own for a few sats.

i was going to do something like that but once i made enough money in crypto i realized by trading 60 hours of your waking life per week (plus 20+ for commute and other related shit) you subjectively will only experience 1/7th of your waking time on your own terms, and you will be tired, and it will be disjointed. so you basically have 7 tired and disjointed years of subjective life experience left if you can't free yourself. it started going by fast for me. now my wagecuck life seems like eons ago. time is so plentiful now. I can see you you'd try to cope though.

>Check computer twice a day to make sure bots are still running
>Average $400~ day in this bear market

I can afford to pay my own coffee.

what job

>Doctor
>400000 a year
>Liked to come over here to look at interesting business tips but it's all cryptoshit
>Enjoy pink wojaks

Who else is is employed in a comfy job earning half decent money, while still with a fat crypto stack?

That is the master race

I unironically am the left. I earn enough to have bought my house to reduce my upkeep costs (saving is better than earning due to taxes in this society). I invest in dividend paying stocks that have good plans for when the next crash happens.

I only come here to post in threads that are not about crypto, but the technology and political implications of it do fascinate me.

>have my own business
>invest in crypto
>live in a country where i can have sex with 14yo cuties
>have sex with a minor at least twice a month
Get on my level wagecuck

I work 16 hours a week

Kek me too, max 30hrs

my respectful job drains the life out of me each day

You should make friends there. The only reason I have any friends after I moved regions post university is because I made friends at work. I imagine if I was just day trading (stocks, crypto, whatever) I'd be just as alone and miserable as I was before I graduated.

>finantial products

Such as?

Best way to get a bot for someone who doesn't know how to program one?

rich kid

What's your profession and what did you study?

I am a coiner and I have a job too, cuck.

>Otherwise you'll never feel that warmness on your heart when your boss says "nice work".
The difference between Veeky Forums pre and post reddit tards
You are a cuck and want to be one

wut bizness do u have

What country is this? My friend is curious.

>>live in a country where i can have sex with 14yo cuties
Which country? and do they have cute girly shota boys?

That statement is pretty pathetic (in an obvious troll post). I enjoy the warmness of cuddling with one of my coworkers though.

Totally sincere, you desire to be subservient and seek approval

like 90% sure you're a woman

I used to work every day for 12 bucks an hour, usually 13.5 hour shifts for 6 or 7 days a week.

My life was honestly a lot happier than it is now.

>newfag thotposter calling someone else redditor
Kek

literally this

itt manchildren with no money who larp that they are millionares

Just to be clear I was saying the OP is a troll and "Otherwise you'll never feel that warmness on your heart when your boss says "nice work" is pathetic

kek, thots have been posted on Veeky Forums for years, cancer

T.newfag redditor soyboy cuckold

oh, right. whoops

>working 65 hrs a week
Literal wage slave detected

guides to different indicators, trends, mainly basic stuff at first, but lead them to 'powerful' strategies that are rare but give guaranteed profits.
Basically shit you can find for free online, but packaged in a digestible format since boomers are incapable of using the interwebs.

The true irony comes when you buy the rights to some of these 'guides' to sell to your pet boomers because you can't be bothered to make them yourself...
Still profitable though.
The best one I saw was a comprehensive course on mailing lists that you got the license to resell at the end of the course, literally a course that you pay for, to teach you how you were scammed, and how to scam other people into paying to learn how to scam others with that shit...

Psst... free synapse coins. No investment needed, no credit card or bank details needed.

ICO ends middle of March.

tokensale.synapse.ai/r/56849

kek it doesn't even matter because when GEN2 gets 30-2 nothing will stop cascades, and the buffer protocol being SSG227 means that the 'bal' SOPS are in effect redundant
Its all good ;)

this right here

i get to work with brilliant scientists on things i enjoy and have access to over 50M$ of equipment in a top tier lab.

Money can't buy these things.

nice referral link faggot, how much do you get for that?

>Work for prop firm in singapore
>work on trading strategy (including crypto)
>get paid to watch markets all day
Who else is like me here?

How do you find people to get on your subscriptions?

the free coffee at my office is disgusting

We need a response of this.

The fuck is this pajeet talking about
Kys

>retirement options

Larp

nice cope

I have 401k matching while you have "gains" you will never cash out

wtf I want to kiss pepe now

t. brainlet

btw pajeets hate thots because they are paid to shill and dont get paid if they cant shill and they cant shill because they are horny fuckers

I get so many fucking sick benefits from my job.. free healthcare, a $900 HRA, great retirement plan options with 100 percent match, all sorts of events with free food and booze, constantly going to nice lunches, cushy office where all I have to is write a couple stories, etc...

it's pretty fucking sweet.

Mainly mailing lists, cheaper invariably means less response rates, but the more expensive ones require buying in bulks of at least 500 or more, so the average 'get rich quick' kid will never spoil those prime lists with his fiverr landing page.
Adverts used to be a viable option also, but Adblock and shorter attention spans make this increasingly hard for any but the titans to profit from.

It's not something for those with strong morals though, why else do you think the Jews dominate such things?

>job
>financially independent
I don't even

>great retirement plan options with 100 percent match

you're larping

noone gives that much matching

yeah I bet you look forward to cashing that out someday when you're old. congrats on that, seriously.

sure, wagie. only 50 more years and you can hang with us neets all day

>Posted at 10:38:16AM from Location: Alice Engleman's basement

I don't get these posts. Are we supposed to be jealous that you work 2 weeks worth of hours each week? That sounds fucking awful.

The only way I've found to enjoy a job is to truly believe in the mission that the org is working on, that it's important for the work to be done. For most mature people that mission has to be something deeper than 'get rich selling this widget' which often leads to nonprofit, govt or volunteer work. Then the trick is to be able to survive and live the life you want with those kind of salaries. I have achieved this and am in the comfiest time of my life right now.

Kek as a neet living on passive income on the beach this is too fucking true.

I love how salty you are. I've cashed out 10 years worth of salary in crypto and I'm basically all set for life already. It must sting that you've missed stocks growth, crypto and all other market booms while spending the majority of your life working for somebody else.

larp lmao

>has to wake up in the morning to earn good goy points

Sure, believe what you will.

Are you Finnish by the way?

If only there was some way to invest in crypto AND have a job...

kek

the school I work for charges $25k/year tuition and gets multiple $1 mil+ donations. They can afford it.

woops

We can't have everything we want ;_;

>have an office but boss doesn't even work in the same country
>just work from home whenever I want and Veeky Forums from work

I thought the NEET lifestyle goes away when you get a job what am I doing wrong?

>i get free liquid stimulant!!! i i-it's worth being a wagecuck right guys!?!

have fun with taxes

>people here make money only when price of the coin goes up