RIP in peace my eyeballs

RIP in peace my eyeballs

rub some vinegar in your eyes first
won't feel the pain from the onion at all

Real talk though is there anything you can do to make onion tear gas less overwhelming?

kitchen goggles

don't cut off the root

try not being such a pussyfaggot

snort some horseraddish

cool the onion in the fridge usually helps a lot.

It would lose its acidity if you did that

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Look, lets approach this from a scientific standpoint.

The onion has fumes of sulfenic acid escaping from its slices. Therefore, in order to eliminate the problem of the fumes binding with the water in your eyes creating sulferic acid, one should simply cut their onions with their arms outstretched so as to keep their eyes in a position that is not directly over the fuming onions.

Also, be sure to work quickly so as to not let the onion fumes accumulate and find their way to your sensitive eyes.

where does it go?

Wear contacts, they make your eyes immune to the stuff

I tear up like a motherfucker when I'm wearing glasses, can cut a 10lb bag of onions with no issues with contacts in

Or you could simply stop pretending to like onions

eat a raw onion every day to build up your immunity

Cut them near an open flame

Wear this, and you'll be safe

North pole for christmas then comes back in summer when it's warmer out

pussy
let a real man fuck your shit up

it does nothing

Say again

anyone else not even affected by onions anymore?

been cutting those suckers open at least 5 days a week for the past few years and I can't even remember the last time they made my eyes water

Was cutting red onions the other day, finely chop-chop, I cried some.

Sign me off now.