Why do we eat sea bugs but not land bugs?

ever eaten fruit, chocolate, vegetables or grain?

you've eaten bugs.

Yeah but that's a fuckload different than just straight shoving a full on insect into your maw, you swine.

30% of the world's population are self righteous twats

sounds like you just like chocolate and yogurt.

Because their huge tails go really nicely with lemon and butter.

this

some fear factor shit

at least one person in this thread is trying too hard

Huh?

>lobster
>butter and garlic
sounds like you just like butter and garlic
not without reason tho.

Pretty sure the French eat chocolate covered ants, but that could be a meme. Not sure. Plus there's escargot.

On a personal note I eat a lot of bugs when I ride my bike at dusk during spring. It's cheap protein on the go.

What's your definition of a bug?
Because if it's the normally used meaning, I don't eat either.

But anywho, I know what you mean. There is no 'Green Cricket' in the West.

Butter and garlic is mild and used sparingly to enhance the lobster. Chocolate and yoghurt is way to overwhelming flavourwise

>yoghurt is way to overwhelming flavourwise
>yogurt is way too overwhelming flavor-wise

Jesus, I thought it was a meme that Britcucks couldn't spell.

do adult americans really use the word 'bug'? I thought it was a kids word.

You bug me.

>hey, pass me the bug spray
>hey, pass me the insect spray

Why not say 'bug'?

>Why not say 'bug'?

because you sound like a baby

Why are Americans so literally retarded anyway? A fucking bug? It's called a six-legged-crawl-and-stingy

Sea bugs are larger and easier to peel.

I'd be find with eating land bugs otherwise.

I'll admit I sound like a baby if you admit you sound like a faggot.

>do american actually ________?
>guaranteed fucking replies

here's your (you) you shit

Why do yuropoors and aussies have to derail threads with their obsession with America?

It's ok kid. We were all 15 at one point in time. You'll learn to think eventually.

Is this a new fetish or something?

because they are large and actually have tasty meat

Do you just keep your mouth open while taking a nice ride through the countryside?

Sea bugs are "cleaner" relatively speaking and carry fewer diseases

Shellfish aren't bugs.

The misconcesption comes from 19th century biologist who range them with bugs because they have antenas.

Yeah, pretty much. Having small nostrils means that I gotta breath through my mouth when my heart rate is high.
I've learned to great through my teeth so I don't choke on one of the bigger bugs.

So a Moreton Bay Bug isn't a bug?

When you eat small bugs, you eat it with the exoskeleton, which is a bad kind of crunchy, but with seafood you just eat the meat.
If they were ground up, I'd probably eat bugs, depending on the taste.
>baby
You sound like an infant.

>great
*breathe

escargot is not 'bugs'

>not knowing that "bug" is an actual taxonomic term for a certain order of insects

Absolute retard

You should've said true retard

Is she dead, or just scared shitless?

She's just German.

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Ain't a whole lot of difference....

I can't fucking cope with this image what the fuck is going on with her eyes

meme, say bullshit next time

Nope, there's no way you can get around this one

do adult Non-americans really use the word 'baby'? I thought it was a kids word.

I refuse to knowingly and willingly eat a bug, I don't care how it's prepared or made.

You heard me.

...

some scuba divers are showing off their lobster haul in a humorous way.

t.self hating 15 year old liberal

That's my point fucktards.

>There is no 'Green Cricket' in the West.
there should be, crickets are supposed to be nutritious as fuck. I want to try cricket flour but it's super expensive.

well they are all arthropods. so, same phylum anyway

>ywn live a simple life just catching seafood and hanging out with 10/10 blond chicks

>70% of the world's population are also uncultured barbarians
>30% of the world's population are self righteous twats

>Statistically this makes a percentage both a self-righteous twat AND an uncultured barbarian
>This also makes a percentage neither

I'm going to say you fall in the former

are you actually retarded or just messing with us I can't tell

dat bitch dead?

It's a shoop.

You get to be self-righteous if you're the part of the world the other part goes to for help whenever they cause an ebola epidemic or have a famine.

yea the 1st world is the best, we should exterminate all the subhuman third world trash, maybe then they wouldn't bother us during ebola outbreaks and famines - they're so annoying!

I am so glad lobsters turn red when you boil them they look like poopoo color

Sea bugs are closer in consistency to land meats than land bugs are.

Sea bugs usually have more meat per bug therefore are less of a pain

lobster bukakke
western porn studio trying to make way into JAV territory

At least I don't believe in toilet witches.

meal involving seafood can look like food. Insect fags refuse to remove the legs and head just because they must show everyone they are eating bugs.

/thread

Strawberries aren't berries either, they are nuts.

Girl in op pic is wife of deermeatfordinner youtube channel, pretty chill channel. They just had a similar shot from this years catch, with 2 women this time haha

What the fucking fuck?

Move to the Florida Keys brothaman

I've eaten deepfried grasshoppers in pakistan

honestly this is part of it
also sea bugs have firmer meaty like flesh and are not crunchy and gooey

larger size = easier to remove the guts and shells. i'd gladly eat any land-dwelling insect that didn't regularly crawl through shit (basic kosher laws are a good guideline here) if I could carefully steam it, remove its shell and guts, and just eat the meat. i'm told tarantulas taste just like crab

Check out deermeatfordinner on YouTube. A guy and his wife (woman in the picture ) run that channel. It's pretty fuckin rad.

>letting sea-snippers crawl on you
She's doomed.

30% are also responsible for 100% of the advancements in science, culture, technology, literature, medicine, etc.

The rest sit around in the dirt eating cow shit, bugs, and peanut butter.

>70% (uncultured barbarian) + 30% (self-righteous twats) = 100%

So which one of those two options do you fall in?

most land bugs dont really have 'meat'

their organs float in blood inside the shell

I'd eat land "bugs" if they were meaty like shellfish. I hear tarantulas are. I'd eat those.

speaking of fear factor.

the drinking bull semen episode was pulled after filming.

files must be somewhere...

So why use the term bug when you are talking about grasshoppers and things?

ALWAYS thought this...water roaches taste so good with butter!!! regular land roaches...KILL THEM!

youtube.com/watch?v=RU-A9URKo5s

Close enough.

>neocon evangelical rednecks
lolno

youtube.com/watch?v=wws128oczFI