Some freshly ground black pepper

The way this guy talks is so fucking annoying. Makes his videos unwatchable

A pinch of cayenne

(proceeds to pour in at least 2 tablespoons)

you take that back
he has the comfiest voice on yt

Around the outside.
Around the outside.

That's right!

...

I like his voice honestly but the way he emphasizes like the fifth word in every damn sentence he says, with that little high pitched voice, makes me irrationality mad

ya u can go fuck urself buddy

Some fresssssssssshly ground black pepper.

kys

keep mixing and smooshing smooshing and smearing

Watch at half speed. Everyone sounds a bit drunk at half speed, but he sounds totally wasted.

Well fuck me for having an opinion kys

This

I was able to troll and trigger him long time ago in the comments using cultural appropriation

'ol tappa tappa

Oh hot damn, you're right

and the OOOooo'l tap-a tap-a!

Whenever I watch this guy I imagine a giant swinging pendulum. He can only start sentences at the center, and has to finish them before it returns.

two legs, two thighs, a couple breasts and a pair of wings

he throws a fit in the comments if you mention his voice, its kinda funny

>Be the best cook on YouTube
>Your competitors are basically big titty Latino women who throw shit into croc pots with the camera centered on their chest
>Never show your own face and stay true to the cooking which includes restaurant recipes and legitimate haute cuisine techniques
>Do all this shit for free and have a blog with the recipes on it
>Check your comments to answer genuine questions and to spread the seed of your knowledge
>memefaggot420: "kek ur voice guise amirite" comment shows up

I'd probably detest you too

>Open a video
>That fucking music

STOP USING THIS FUCKING STOCK MUSIC I HEAR IT EVERYWHERE I'VE HAD ENOUGH

yes.

>>Do all this shit for free and have a blog with the recipes on it

Nobody does youtube for free.

Edgar Allan Poe!

Okay so in that newer egg boiling video, he mentions that it's a different kind of boiled egg.

Is that an American thing to have hardboiled eggs that are cooked to be all chalky? I'm not understanding what the point of that video was 2bh.

that's chef john's music now nigger

Looked this up because of this thread, good food and maximum comfy.

It's an american thing to not know how to cook, fullstop. Hence the video

Nah I'm European and my eggs are always like that.

This is partially because back in THA DAY, IE post WW2 Baby Boom america, the primary method of learn 2 cook was from Cookbooks - women after all were professionals now and spent their time working, or training to work - not cooking or training to cook! This, incidentally, combined with a boom in technology is what brought us America's convenience culture with easy ready made fast to cook food substitute products.

Now, the thing about these cook books - they were, at this point, usually written and published by major manufacturers looking to push their products. And the recipe's were ASS.

So in effect you had an entire generation of people trained to cook wrong, as a joke.

Thanks lads! Was just curious is all.

he's gay, right? otherwise, why would he talk like that?

you are the John Doe, of your gazpacho

pretty sure he has a wife

Do you have a problem with gay marriage, caveman?

what?

huh?

Kek.
Its RLMs music more than johns.

???how does he do it???

For some reason this video, in fact college football fans in general and the sport of American football, just really pisses me off and makes me want to commit suicide. I hate all these people.

Eh?

lmao. yeah. soccer fans are so much more civil and mature, you know?

Fuck off Canada.

When did I mention anything about soccer? I don't even watch it.