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someone trying to be funny for a youtube video, most likely

You forgot the surly king of the egg fort

where is the crabber webm

he even eats like a retard

is there a youtube of this

Nothing is worse than Mexican food in Japan.

thats not mexican its omurice

beautiful

this has to be from Michigan

i dont understand. the whole time im think "why the noodles?"

Hey, I'm trying to eat here.

WA LA

Anyone have the one where the guy just lays out a shitton of barbeque?

>eat taco like burger
>eat burger like taco
You gotta hand it to the man for managing this one

please refrain from being stupid in the future

The artisionally placed doritos were the best part.

Pro skills. I bet cooking with chopsticks is actually p good when you get used to it.

I don't care, I want to try this. besides the sauces what else is she putting on it?

And this is why you're still a /v/irgin.
Hard life.

>Trying to be funny
You don't believe this do you?

Huh?

>All that fucking lemon/lime juice

anyone know the sauce of this?

You know, what stuns me the most about this one is that she's clearly in a restaurant. So that means that some fucker saw this on the menu and thought 'cup ramen with doritos, corn, and shit tons of random sauces sloshed on top, yep, that sounds like the fucking best thing to order here'.

>restaurant

More like a street stall. It was probably one of the only things they serve. Maybe even THE only thing they serve.

Here you go

smooth operator

OOH MAMA

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and the corrolary
>How does he get out to pee?

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this video convinces me that hes just like joeys world tour. Its just an act

He has to be doing it on purpose

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!

this comment makes no fucking sense

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what did he mean by this

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I normally don't come to this subchan, just /g/. After this post I don't think I will come back here again.

jackposters are worse than jack himself

Are you not entertained?

Were not all professional cooks here, Jack explain the vast world of fine dining with simple terms and easy recipes.
I learned a lot from the man.

>tfw jack knows this board exists

That's legit hardcore.

Are those women's glasses?

You're trying too hard.

>can't even spell his own last name

>olympic breakfast
This is apparently what they serve to the athletes in Rio.

Yeah. Once you understand how dumb he is everything starts making sense.

Time to open a restaurants.

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good question, wouldn't he break the eggs if he tried to get out?

Obviously fucking not because nobody is going to set eggs up around them like that if they can't get out.

Raged hard.

He just pisses in a jar or bucket

>that tongue action
Oh how my loins ache.

I can dice an onion in 15 seconds without risking a trip to the emergency room.

Impressive, I guess, but it makes me cringe.

Y'know the fact that I recognize that pedophile doujin but have no idea why that character is actually used in anything but that doujin is very confusing to me

Is that ground cinnamon? What's he about to bake?

so that's a taco
inside a burrito
inside a chalupa
inside a tamale
inside a crepe
inside a pizza
inside a blueberry pancake
battered and deep fried
inside a reusable grocery bag filled with salsa

I think that's the first time I've ever sat down and watched each step to see what exactly happened

its not real its from an SNL skit

I know, I've seen this webm and the original video dozens of times. I just never got around to watching it closely enough to figure out every different iteration.

That'll be $37.46 plus tip :^)

>subchan

You were drunk when you saw it and thought it looked like something you would kill for in that moment. So you saved it to watch later as a reminder to eat one.

[spoiler] jacks the man [/spoiler]

actually, the /tpg/ thread is shit today, so I came here to check it out. Its slightly terrifying

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>subchan
user.....

>Sawing with a non-serrate knife

there's a sauce bottle with a pepsi logo on it and I'm really confused

It's probably soy sauce, my local hibachi place puts theirs in a Jack Daniel's bottle for fun.

i don't know what you mean. he's clearly trying to be entertaining for the camera.

>ywn be this gud

PUSSY MAGNET

only white people from Michigan could come up with food that far from the source material.

what is Dorilocos? walking Tacos? Mexican Street food Dummy

>surly_king_of_egg_fort

I went to a Mexican popsicle store in Illinois today that sold these, dorilokos, they called them.

Cocoa.

>subchan

>Carefully plating the doritos like shes some Michelin chef preparing a fancy meal

This is why i hate america

That lady is Mexican user. We're autist here in the US but we know how to make food better than that.

I said america didnt I?

Yes and there's only one country with America in its name and there aren't any continents called America. But we still forgive you for being a moron.

>You have to eat ALL the eggs

I recognize those fat spic hands and chewed fingernails but i won't say his name because he doesn't deserve to be mentioned

>tfw my dad puts that amount of mayo on every sandwich, possibly more

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Nice damage control.

Food related.