I'm drunk as fuck and driving to McDonald's

End your pathetic life you sad sack of shit

Fuck you for driving drunk. Hope your fries cold asshole

I hope you crash into a telephone pole and the police haul your ass to jail for DUI and reckless driving.

I hope you get caught.

A lamp post

Fuck you faggot

Hey guys OP here,

I am on my way ober and I have decided to get a McChicken, for me it th-

10 cheeseburgers a large fry and a "yuge" poweraide

you'll thank me in the am

Buy tons of chicken tendies and then do a /r9k/ meetup

Sex

I hope you ordered McNuggies

Why do americans only order 1 fry at a time? With obesity rates that high you guys surely must have to go back to the counter all the time to order

In most countries one would order a serving of fries (plural of fry, because there is more than one fry in a serving)

The Mc30daysincounty, 12 months of probation and 100 hours C/S

You'll love the jail part you faggot

two number 9s, one number 7, two number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Your reddit humor isn't funny other than being hilariously bad. Kys son.

read his post again with an asian accent. then you'll understand.

An asian wouldn't speak with gapless grammar like that so I can't imagine it. It still wouldn't be funny you fucking potato brained nu male.

>YOU WANT FRY WITH THAT! YOU ANSWER NOW. ME HURRY. YOU WANT FRY OR NOT.
>NO FRY FOR YOU!
didn't say it would be funny. just how it is sometimes.

>fuggggg dats so funy :DDDDD

two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda

that's why the order the large fry and not the small one you dummy

*they

kek underrated

>veers into the other lane and kills a family of 3 before crashing into a pole
>fills out captcha while bleeding out in the twisted wreckage of the car

said the dui edgelord

first post best post

sauges macmuffin and a cheese

A court order for DUI you dumb faggot.
FBI are lurking this thread as we speak, enjoy your prison term!

Big Mac, (no pickles extra sauce) combo with a coke.

20 pc Chicken Nuggies w/ Hot Mustard and Sweet and Sour sauces

Hot Fudge Sundae w/nutd

>gets hired by monty python

>DUI
>prison term

ONE...LAST....SHITPOST.....
WA LA!
*dies*

...

get a burger with breakfast steak seasoning

...

>angus deluxe
rip in peace

>21 mega Mac

Please tell me this is real

rollin

For me it is 14. The best fast food sandwich.

whats with all the mcdonalds shilling on this board?

WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS???

oh its super real brother

if you want to see that or a McKinleyMac (quarter pound burgers) just google "KBDproductionsTV" or even youtube ken dom- and it will be your first result.

My favorite fast food sandwich is the Ultimate Deluxe Burger from Dairy Queen.

Although I haven't tried Carls Jr much. For some reason, I find that place strangely intimidating. Maybe some food poisoning in the news I forgot about.

Kys! haha Kys! Other people are reddit, not me! haha, kys!

#3 with the egg looks really good, reminds me of a haystack burger out mid-west, basically a fried egg, topped with a slice of ham and a burger underneath... mmhmmmm, so good, the egg, that is the best part.

#18 too, aawwwh lawdy, and #36 maybe. and that godly #11...

Fucking piece of shit. I hope you get into a wreck and get permanently mangled and then get charged with DUI.

hes gonna hit your mother

A double Anal Pounder for your prison cell after you cause a crash that kills multiple people.

...

fucking lost
/thread

1 large French Fries
20 pc McNuggets
1 Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese

dude if you just go ahead and order me the 65-66 (I guess that looks easiest) I would be so fucking thankful

If you cause an accident it could be a very lengthy prison term.

Have fun in Saudi Arabia.

mcdonaldsarabia.com/content/ksa-jeddah/en/product-nutrition-details.A_la_Carte.92.html

They even have a chicken one.

How are you supposed to eat that shit without taking it apart? What's the point of tall-ass sandwiches like that?

dunno. lol.

hahahaha

Rollin'

Has anyone has the garlic fries from McDonald's? It might be a Bay Area exclusive because the garlic is supposed to come from gilroy but I'm not sure.

has anyone here gotten the garlic frys

i kinda want to try them

oh whoa

Only if somebody dies.

t. Two crashes that got me a DUI

The second one I had three months in home confinement.

how did you get food

rekt

rollin as well

They let you leave for work, shopping, church, doctors appointments and the like but you have to have it scheduled before hand. Honestly it sucked though because it's so damn expensive. I would take a week in county jail over that again.

what is the expensive part of it?
the insurance adjustment?

They charged you $135 a week for monitoring the ankle bracelet and this was 10 years ago. I can't imagine how badly they fuck you over now.

Oh boy oberto

No Shamrock Shake? Dumb roll chart.

Rollan

It's perfectly fine to drink and drive. Just be careful. If you have double vision just close one eye. You'll be fine. Too many people have been brain washed by mothers against drunk driving propaganda.

I drink and drive nearly every day. I have been for two decades. I'm still here and the worst that ever happened was a dent in my truck bed from a telephone pole. But I was snorting coke that night too.