Why haven't you bought a Gotham Steel pan?

Why haven't you bought a Gotham Steel pan?

The Joker might have poisoned it some how.

Explain to me why I should.

It's the pan I desreve, but not the pan I need.

this is going to be a great thread /s

ugghhhhhhh

if there's even a 1% chance of this thread being great, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty

You want to go to WAR?

Because the ratings on Amazon are dogshit.

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED COOK

13 years of Veeky Forums, how many good boards are left? How many stayed that way?

The fever....the rage
The Amazon ratings that turn good pans cruel

You either die an hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

You have a big pan

>Aluminum pan
>Gotham "Steel"
>Titanium plastered all over the package

Big enough for two

For you

Was getting captured part of your pan?

heh

No one cared who I was until I put on the label

It's time you learned what it means to be a shitposter.

already the best thread on Veeky Forums this week

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like a nonstick skillet. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want a Gotham steel pan™

Some men just want to watch the food burn.

>Why haven't you bought a Gotham Steel pan?

Because I already own several better pans.

Keked my sides

For an american

What doesn't scratch you simply makes you stranger

Someone get this hothead outta here!

when your food is ashes, you have my permission to dine

I'll never get tired of baneposting

we're gonna need a bigger plate

It's simple we, uh, sauté the batman.

Holy shit 10/10 kek

Because i got myself mauviel cobber cookware with stainless steel inner lining (ca 90% cobber in thickness and inner 10% steel).
Unmatched quality

The tin plated stuff is better than the stainless clad.