What is Veeky Forums eating tonight? I made some homemade pasta

What is Veeky Forums eating tonight? I made some homemade pasta.

>Dixie plates

You made the pasta? It's usually the sauce people like to make from scratch

Just finished a large double cheese/double pepperoni pizza from dominoes, few pieces of their cheese bread with ranch, a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon, fries, and a big bag of doritos. Just finishing dessert now (pint of Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey).

>not enough sauce
>not enough cheese
>not enough noodles
>not enough sauce
>no oven-baked french break

wtf is wrong with you?

Do you have nice shits? Cause I miss big ass shits when I used to eat stuff like that.

Is that a toilet?

Yup. I keep a few chocolate bars, a package of marshmallows and some chips under the bathroom sink in case I have to be on the toilet for a while.

Dude

What's wrong with bathroom snacks?