People who eat likes savages

People who eat likes savages
>smacking lips
>chewing with mouth open
>loud swallowing noises
>sucking on fingers

Sounds like your mum last night, OP.

shut you're whore mouth, my mother is a SAINT

ayy lmao

you too will be old one day
or fucking end it now

Honest to god, nothing makes me angrier than smacking sounds when someone's chewing. It actually starts to put me off my food.

>my mother is a SAINT
I'll say. All she did last night was scream "OH GOD, OH GOD!"

Calm down Mr. Micropenis, you couldn't satisfy any woman even with shitty meals you make.

Nice.

>Micropenis
Goes well with your mom's tight cunt.

A greased smurf couldn't spelunk in that bad mamma jamma.

Super sensitive passive aggressive judgemental people
>staring at you angrily
>rolling eyes sarcastically
>loudly exhaling air
>getting upset over nothing

this shit bothers me so much

>What are niggers

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>taking the tomato off their sandwich
>especially when it's a sandwich that is otherwise not nutritional and they're a lardass
When I was a baby, sure, the seeds in tomatoes are icky. But being a teenage or adult doing this....

what bothers me more than just open mouth chewing is when its every other chew. its like they are timing their slops just to irritate me

hell, i cant stand gum at all now because everyone is so pointlessly chewing like assholes.

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Fuck tomatoes are gross. Not everything that tastes bad is some kind of nutritional kino.

Fuck you*

>putting a slice of tomato (which is usually shit quality and adds nothing) makes it healthy
This is what lardasses believe

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I've got no problem with tomatoes, I just don't like them on sandwiches because they're watery as fuck.