Fall off the bone

Lol this thread made me laugh haha

>threads like this

RIP in peace, Mitch.

That being said, you can find videos of his standup before he adopted the stoner persona.

>scrumptious

>deconstructed

No, think about a time when you used a single clove of garlic? Unless you make a very small dish, a single clove is basically nothing

it wasn't a "persona" he really did do a fuckload of drugs

He may have, but the stoner persona was still just that.

>tfw the average person will consider the usage of the word "umami" as pretentious

How the fuck am I supposed to describe Umami-tasting food?

Savory

Was that so tough?

Umptious.

yummy

So I pick up a rib or a chicken leg by the bone, and the meat falls off of it, how should I describe that?

>homestyle

>just like mama used to make

>"chocolatey"

urpy.

>din dins

>to die for
>better than sex
>munchies

I have a friend that constantly says this shit.

Flares my autism like no other.
I get that he's being ironic when he says it, but I don't think he understands or appreciates just how cringey it really is.

>hand-cut
>hand-spun
>"real" anything
>"natural" anything
>farm-to-fork
>sustainable free range cruelty free fair trade caramelized chipotle mango chutney aioli

>cooked to perfection

I don't understand the point of this thread.

Is it just a bunch of autists bitching about appropriately used colloquialisms?

>>farm-to-fork
This is the only one on your list that really pisses me off.

yes, welcome to frogposting

t. Menu Writer

Does he say breaky too?

I have autism flashes when I was in highschool and after early morning football practice this one cunt went around to everyone in the locker room begging teammates to go to breaky with him at mcdonalds across the street before school started

>locally sourced
>"certified" angus
>grass fed

>Does he say breaky too?
No, and thank god.

"Dogs are forever in the push-up position."

Damn, I miss that man.

that would be the non-meme version of falling off the bone.

Every time I hear "meat falls off the bone" this is all I think of

youtu.be/xz1cee_94L4

What city is this Mr. Spriggs?

my understanding was that "Savory" describes something that is salty or spicy without being sweet

>aioli
I don't think America has so abused a culinary term more than this but I'm open to suggestions

Your understanding is incorrect.

>5 star
>Artisan

The address is in the song senpai
1017 s.air depot

savory, you fucking retard.

>Dyslexia: the post

>delicious

not according to webster's and I'm taking his word for it

Whoa there, no need to stick to your autism guns. You're not right in the colloquial, and therefore used, sense. Jive turkey....

my nigga

>A loanword from the Japanese (うま味?), umami can be translated as "pleasant savory taste".
>pleasant savory taste

Thats how you describe it sop being a fucking pussy

>easy and delicious
>no-bake

This

...

frogposting is far from reddit

>mfw awkward metric measurements line up perfectly with the imperial measurements on my measuring jug
>mfw I realise the recipe has been lazily converted over from imperial units

>3-ingredient

Not anything specific but I absolutely fucking loathe it when products market themselves as "shamefully delicious" or say shit like "too good to say no".

You're just giving fat fucks the psychological go ahead to buy your product and indulge in gluttony, encouraging people to be fat fucking pigs with no sense of a balanced diet.

>guilty pleasure
>indulgent
>naughty

Weirdly, middle aged women talk about cake and sex in the same way.

>nutty

I swear to fucking god EVERYONE on tv uses this to describe literally anything nowadays

>chocolatey
Mmm-mm!

Where I come from savory just means not sweet.

It wasn't 2 years ago. Things change.

nothing taste "umami". algaes taste like algea, meat taste like meat. It's a marketing scam

And that is the correct usage. It's any combination of salty, bitter and umami tasting foods, whereas umami refers to the specific taste found in meat, mushrooms etc. Saying umami is the same as savory is like saying sweet is synonymous with dessert.

>taste found in meat, mushrooms
so... placebo?

yum yum bitter ice cream sounds fucking delicious
or a cake with sour frosting
yeah you're a fucking retard

Good to know that I'm not the only one disgusted by this.

Also the word 'snack' makes me want to die for some reason. I fucking hate it so much.

>moist
>flaky

So?

>RIP in peace, Mitch.

He wasn't a fucking beyblade.

That man is Dutch/10

>caramelize onion (about 5 minutes)

This is the only thing in the thread that belongs here, everything else is goofy as fuck.

Onions don't caramelize in 5 fucking minutes.

to anyone out there
middle-aged women are the worst demographic in existence.

How long does it take chef

They don't care what they encourage as long as people buy their stuff.

i'm so glad i got to see him before he shit the bed.

i rip out mitch jokes fucking daily.

You can saute onions in 5 minutes but to caramelize them it takes 40 min to an hour.

>edible

>yummy
>yummo
>delish

>Eatery
>Brunch
>*insert meat* on a bed of..

nigga go eat a table spoon full of MSG and tell me what that flavor is. Then proceed to kill yourself.

You... didn't read his post did you?

>schmackadoodlypops

it desn't have a taste on its own. the sodium part makes it "salty" but it's no a unique taste linked to msg. umami is a lie, you just detect sodium with your tongue, not msg

It takes me like 10 - 12 minutes to caramelize onions

>100% white meat

Umami best equates to a savory meatiness. It's what you taste in dashi broth, mushrooms, even tomatoes.

If you can't detect the taste similarities between these foods your tongue is probably defective.

>the sodium part makes it "salty"

Indeed. And the glutamate ion tastes savory/umami.

I know, that's why I hate it. Encouraging bad habits in people by making them seem harmless just to make a profit.

>zesty
>tangy

>hot lunch

the worst part is that the only escape from being a middle-aged woman is to either die early or become an old woman.

Not just anyone can enjoy and appreciate the neet life.

>flavor

>frog expressions

While smoke rings don't matter at all, the bark is the tastiest part, mang. Damn, now I'm hungry

>artesian crafted