I just farted and shit my pants AMA

I'm still sitting in the computer chair, havent moved yet. It feels warm and squishy in between my butt cheeks. AMA

Why did you do it?

Nice, just bought 100K.

I really thought it was going to be a wet fart. I had chipotle earlier, so this was risky no matter how you look at it.

When are you going to kill yourself?

smart money early adaptors incoming

possibly after your mother stops licking my slimy taint

>all these brown IDs
truly a shit thread

are you a glorious amerimutt ?

ur goddamn right i am

bump
(dump)

jesus, Veeky Forums is lost

rolling for brown id

tis the reason i made this thread

>the allegory of the pajeet

Prove it faggot

newfag

real men shit their pants

pic related

So this is the first look at post-crypto Veeky Forums

the absolute state of Veeky Forums

Guys I just masturbated but when I came the semen went all over my table and keyboard.

another link thread

Nice.

this fart was just ask risky as going all in on LINK ... amirite?? ayyyyyeeeeee

Based

What is your opinion on Ven? Should I buy?

I'm posting in this thread with a bump, instead of a sage. All those other threads that start with literal porn and begging for attention can fuck right off.
Tell me more OP. How is it? Take a picture of the damage.