Veeky Forums that guy thread

>he refers to alcoholic drinks as "adult beverages"

b-but it is! or do you let little children drinking alcohol?

>that guy who doesn't like mushrooms

"this would be better with some cheese"

>picky eaters

It's not my fault your genetics failed you so shut the fuck up, eat up, or go hungry.

"I didn't know that was your wife man"

>he eats frozen food
>he eats instant noodles/pasta/whatever
>he buys his meat at the supermarket rather and doesn't have a trusted butcher
>he eats deep fried food more than once a week
>he doesn't eat vegetables or fruit

>he smacks his food

I get unfathomably spiteful when this happens

>he moans when he takes the first bite of his meal

My old roomate did this. Had a full-on orgasm everytime he made some basic shit like rice and he'd have a mouth full of it and be like "ohhgh my god you've gotta try some"

Same here. YOUR FUCKING BUTTER NOODLES ARE NOT THAT GOOD DEREK

My boss wants cheese on literally every goddamn thing we eat. And if they forget it he acts like he cant eat and it basically means we're gonna have a shitty day.

What if I go to the butcher and freeze the cuts that he had in bulk? 8D

>have you ever had REAL X?

>he uses a fuckload of ricotta in his lasagna
>he uses no ricotta in his lasagna

fucking why is there no middle ground for people

cheese = death. 1# artery clogger.

>that guy that starts smoking in your house right after a meal is finished
Nigga did I say you can do that? Go outside. I'll sit with you and bring drinks but don't smoke in my fucking house.

>he doesn't eat vegetables or fruit

I have a coworker who wont eat vegetables or fruit, some kind of autistic phobia. Work gave out some free spicy sauce as part of some package and we were talking him up, he's all "yeah I think I'll try it" and then he noticed there was something green in it and threw it away.

He's fat too, surprise.

I meant to say "pre made frozen food", like pizza, meatballs or whatever.
Freezing raw ingredients is fine.
Actually, some of the best sushi chefs only use frozen fish in their restaurants.

>he doesn't eat Pizza™, even though it contains all the food groups!

I have two vegetarian friends and they're fat too.
I mean, they eat like shit all the time.
One of them lives with his parents and when they go on holiday they literally turn off the gas since he only uses the oven to heat frozen pizzas and such stuff.

where do you live? I can't picture that happening in america

No one in the western world has a trusted butcher, frozen vegetables retain nutrients, ramen is based, deep fried food is the best thing on earth.