What's the origin story for the various McDonaldland characters?
I've been searching all day and I can't seem to find one anywhere.
What's the origin story for the various McDonaldland characters?
Robert Young
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Jayden Parker
Why are you interested in McDonalds lore?
William Hernandez
one day a man in marketing thought "kids are stupid, they'll eat three centimeters of pressed dog meat if a clown sells it to them"
Charles Campbell
>No Mayor McCheese
Ronald deposed him to set up his fascist clown regime.
Juan Sanders
I don't even
Colton Bennett
And what the fuck is Grimace? The anthropomorphication of a facial expression? Put down the pipe advertising guy. Seriously.
Wyatt Morales
He represents obesity and type 2 diabetes due to excessive milkshake consumption.
Jaxson Collins
Hamburglar was born in a small village
Andrew Morgan
He's from the moon.
Jace Harris
Grayson Russell
Thanks for ruining everything!
I hate you and I'm going to run away and never come back!
Thomas Watson
>no moonman
Andrew Parker
>searching all day
but why
Josiah Edwards
Some marketing people invented them. Same with the BK characters
Jaxson Johnson
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Joshua Sanchez
Are they still a thing? I don't even see the clown anywhere in the restaurants anymore.
Chase Lewis
>they will never bring back Mac Tonight
Gabriel Stewart
The clown was stolen from a local clown who was featured in the radio. Grimace was introduced to sell mcnuggets and I have no idea about the others.
You know, seeing them makes ma nostalgic, McDonalds used to have them everywhere back in the 90s and early 2000s and now they are nowhere to be seen
Parker Brooks
>I don't even see the clown anywhere in the restaurants anymore.
You seem to have answered your own question, user.
Levi Hughes
Deepest lore
Nolan Price
>and now they are nowhere to be seen
its just that they look so 90s it hurts
Nolan Thompson
Mate '90s in back in!
Haven't you seen what all the 14 year girls are wearing?
Robert Hughes
Snaps is best girl. Boomer fans gtfo
Juan Powell
Well at least they didn't try to give them a new look like the Looney tunes or sonic
Leo Green
>wheels
Zachary Adams
Each character beyong the clown was the personification of a menu item. Once McDonald's managed to convince the skeptical middle class they were a wholesome and hygienic place to eat they needed to win over their kids. This was how they did it - they were really one of the first restaurants to specifically target children, and you can imagine what a novelty that was for kids at the time. Most restaurants made them feel unwelcome, but McDonald's welcomed them. I'm sure it seemed like a big fucking deal.
Dylan Robinson
>McDonald's lore
Good laff m8
Christopher Hernandez
fucking kej
Jaxon Rodriguez
Why did Grimace fall from grace?
Jason Hughes
hubris
Aiden Garcia
crippling paranoia, just like richard nixon
Asher White
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Sebastian Rodriguez
You should make up backstories and write your own mcdees fanfic. Post results.
Robert Myers
It's not called liveabetes.
Jace Sanchez
Also, bonus points for shipping the pirate guy with one of those cheerleader pompom things
Aaron Thompson
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Lucas Martinez
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Isaac Rivera
Me and my brothers used to get so excited over the movies
Ayden Roberts
I would feel the same way as grimace if I was stuck with those ratchet ho's.
Jordan Fisher
When I was a kid they had cassette tapes that my older sister and I would listen to all the time. I forgot what they were it was for Halloween or something.
The little mcnuggy things were neat too.
William Sanchez
I prefer when they arent wearing
Parker Foster
What ever happened to the Hamburglar? They brought him back for like a week last year then forgot about him. What was the point of that?