Fish and chips

Fish and chips
Name a comfier food
>protip you can't

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How about fish and chips from a country that actually knows how to cook?

USA. Spice up the fries and the fish themselves are thick and crispy. Truly a real American cuisine.

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Beef and vegetable soup.

Tomato soup and grilled cheese

Who the fuck puked on it?

Clam chowder and a big hunk of bread and butter.

fish and chips
>oh hell ye-
>chips are soggy as all hell and covered in trash
Fucking wtf is wrong with you

>"Doctor! He's suffering from severe burns!"
>"Get me 50lbs of ice, stat!"

what kind of wanker puts gravy on the fish & chippy?

grilled cheese and soup (not tomato soup bc it's shit)

The brits, apparently.

Op what is that fucking gravy
Malt vinegar or gtfo

You're not supposed to put ice on a burn you nincompoop

It's curry sauce you fucking nonces.
ITT: peole that don't appreciate a decent hearty meal

ooooh ducky

>curry sauce
Is it a northern and/or scottish thing?

yea, gravy is only good on chips when you get it from the chicken shop. but chips from the fish shop need salt and vinegar with tomato sauce and a picked onion on the side.

*pickled onion

>picked onion
Topkek

Poutine is comfier. Deep fried fish is so incredibly fatty and unhealthy it causes me discomfort just to look at it

Fry it in good oil/lard.
Then it's omega 3 stacked with good fats.

get the fuck out with your paki sauce. fish & chippy only needs malt vinegear, a slice of lemon and some tartar sauce

those are fries

Chips are not French fries.
Crisps are not chips.
Learn proper English.

>Fish and chips
>Name a comfier food

Pic related

Looks over seasoned and over breaded.
A decent attempt.
4/10

How about a true German classic?

that isn't fish and chips. It's a battered sausage or haggis.

Was about to post the same thing. OP is clearly a clappyfat who's never seen fish & chips or battered sausage before and can't differentiate between them.

It's not fucking curry sauce. Have you literally never seen gravy before or something?

Chip shop curry sauce is a thing everywhere. I've had it on chips from St. Ives in Cornwall to Carlisle.

That's not biscuits and sausage gravy.

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Poor europoors not bothering to look up the actual recipe. A true shame that they'll never know the glory of waking up and enjoying such a delicacy.

>Had to put gravy it on it all
kek, must of been shit because its just another excuse to not use ketchup on your pleb fish n shits.

Well done you rused a few, those that fell for it should know this isn't fish.

>Dry, floury, unsweetened and largely tasteless scones
>Broken up sausage in a roux

Well, I mean, you're Southern. You think pigs assholes are a delicacy.

That's a battered sausage you plonker

Northern degenerates

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Mac and cheese

>fork
more like a threek

Is this the meal of a trainspotter?

OP may indeed be on the skag.

What the fuck is that sauce all over it? Do British people actually do this?

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well that was easy

But to be fair, pretty much any stew is the comfiest food known the man.

This desu, any yuropoor can confirm his grandmas stew is the comfiest, also gulash.

>curry
fucking neck yourself

fuck off m8

a scot, most likely

kek

agreed, stew and dumplings is pretty fucking top tier

pic related is what proper fish and chips should look like, for anyone who is unlucky enough to live in a country where this glorious dish is not served

i fucking miss my grans stew

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Looks good but what the fuck is that green shit.

SALT. VINEGAR. TARTAR SAUCE. ALL THAT IS NEEDED. ALL THAT IS ALLOWED.

>He doesn't know what mushy peas are
>He thinks you put tartar sauce on fish & chips

Even Americans know better.

>what the fuck is that green shit.

Mushy peas.

>>tartar sauce
Why do you hate the taste of the fish so much?

mushy peas you southern cuck

Kebabpizza is the only thing you will ever need

Found the swede.

shawarma > kebab

I also like my ryebread, cooked fresh potatoe with some herring, chives(?) with a dash of pepper on it.

poo in loo

aint nothing wrong with shaved lamb, senpai

this

If only the swedish indian resturants knew how to make english vindaloo, nothing better than eating insanely hot food the day and literally evacuating your bowels.

>vindaloo
at least eat a curry with flavour
rogan josh, now thats a nice curry

restauranggandhi.se/Meny
> 41. Rogan Josh lamb
Thanks Ganesh, dinner is coming within 45 minutes

that's a sausage supper

Is that the famous british summer weather I've heard of?

It's hard to say, the lighting in the pic isn't very good.

>curry gives me the sjits.
You're doing it wrong mate.

>Curry sauce
Literally thought that you put chippy sauce on and thought you did a good job.

But no, you ruined it.

Chicken noodle soup. 90 cals per serving so you can never feel guilty about having a whole can, and it tastes so good(adding sriracha in it makes it even better).

>Fish and Chips
Funny looking fish, Mong-Lord.

enjoy senpai

>what kind of wanker puts gravy on the fish & chippy?
>fish & chippy only needs malt vinegear
it's fish and chips you fucking mongoloid, the chippy is where you get it from.

I now firmly believe that Americans know how to make fish and chips better.

fuck off, clap

>He doesn't know what gravy is

Ah! I see Sharia law hasn't dictated you burn your computer yet. How is Londonistan Akmed?

>can't take a joke

Classic yank.

>American trying to cook British food

This is supposed to be a Yorkshire pudding.

>in a roux

More like bechamel

Nothing can beat Jack's attempt.

youtu.be/bUMiZKyM6AA?t=312
"They came out beautiful. They came out perfect"

Pic related.

Aren't they called popovers in USA?

American detected. It's not a "fish and chippy", see Stop appropriating my culture, you're triggering me.

>Linking Jack videos outside of the containment thread.
Enjoy your ban.

I really need to seek out a decent poutine, my local takeaway does it and I found it sickly. Couldn't finish it.

>VINEGAR

Go back to your council estate pond scum.

poutine is possibly the comfiest food

What's the deal with this? I saw some nonsense about "it's really vinegar" on my BBC News phone app when I was standing in line for lunch the other day but I don't really get what the alternative is. Is it a question of vinegar vs something that seems vinegar-ish but isn't? Or, is the use of anything like vinegar a bad thing?

He used the word trash, he's a yank.

Explain the council estate thing, is this more British style classism?

Yup!

Council estates are like the projects, they are heavily subsidised by the local council which makes them cheap as fuck but generally shit quality. Most people aspire to move out as soon as they get a half decent job.

tea and biscuits

How bout a nice Italian Beef? Dipped, with sport peppers.

pls respond

Is that Red-Eye Gravy?

pepper to meat ratio is all wrong, I but that just tastes like peppers

Sport peppers ? Americans have such gayly named food

You can get many types of vinegar, you can argue all day about which is best but typically malt vinegar goes with fish and chips.

Retard brits put curry on it. But they're still white, apparently.