Defend this

defend this

Plain white sauce will make your teeth go grey.

Mayo speaks for itself and needs no defense.

Most versatile condiment out there, and one of the few sold emulsified sauces that are good at any temperature.

Fuck you creme fraiche is amazing

>not mustard/seed

kys

it's good for baking cakes

Mayo is good stuff.

Though am I the only one fucking sick to death of garlic aioli? It's everywhere now and often as a dipping sauce. It fucking sucks as a dipping sauce.

French fries

I thought that was vanilla pudding.

he didn't

>bullshit about garlic aioli

You shut your whore mouth

BEHOLD

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my parents buy miracle whip and call it mayo and it pisses me off

Miracle whip is infinitely better than mayo though

More mayo, whiteboi?

best to let it ferment right?

Harambe pls

Kill yourself

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Do Australians really do this?

Yes.
Also eat Vegemite by the spoon.

"garlic aioli"
There is no such thing as aioli without garlic. The word literally means "oil and garlic".

Are you hungry? Lotsa people get hungry.

What made you think he's Australian?

Eat with a spoon for a perfect snack, anywhere anytime!

Oh yes he did

apologize

It's oil, eggs and lemon juice, what's not to like?

When it contains sugar, unspecified natural flavors and calcium disodium EDTA it's much less likeable.

That weeb shit is fucking nasty.

Freeze, batter, and deep fry for a special treat.

Yes, homemade mayonnaise is delicious.

Correct, miracle whip is disgusting.

>miracle whip is disgusting.
You are correct, but the ingredients I listed are in Hellman's.

I lump all that garbage together.

Defend this.

God Bless America