Culinary Confessions Thread

Culinary Confessions Thread

I've never eaten and gone to the restroom at the same time.

I fucked a pudding cup

put oatmeal on pizza once and ate it all and then puked it up

I literally mixed poo into muffin batter last Christmas. Best prank I ever played on my wife and kids

he didn't actually put poo in the muffing everyone, MOVE ALONG....

I'm gonna kill you

Fucking idiot

>shitposting THIS hard in a confessions thread

one time my mom asked me to dice an onion but i minced it instead

she never noticed

How do you know? Did you eat it? Stupid nu-male faggot

what's wrong with a few shitposts between friends?

really?

wow. i used to get so stoned i would fall asleep eating KFC.

Huh?

>he's never fallen asleep on the toilet while high and eating KFC

you never said you fell asleep while dropping fudge :/

it is one of life's finest pleasures.

next to walking out of the bathroom with chocolate smeared on your face, and going mmmm when stuffy church folks are around when you are a kid.

I double dip when no one's looking.

[spoiler]I do too[/spoiler]

That's like putting your whole mouth into the dip

might as well spit in the dip and stomp on it.

im a wendys chef, i spit in peoples food who take forever to order. when you mess up the 1 min 45 average and threaten my hours i spit in ur food.

>wendys chef

it's the condescending "move along" that gets me

Might as well just have sex with me without a condom.

samefagging HARD

I struggle to cum unless I'm surrounded in all the Tammy Scalfani photo I've collected and printed.

I'm sorry and I hate to inform you of this but ur wrong

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How did you get that picture with that shark?

he's a baby

I put the screw in the tuna

I'm never been to noma because the food looks like shit.

When I finish a meal, I lick the debris/sauce from the plate.

I enjoy eating in the seated position for the sole purpose of probiotic nutrients.