How would I go about milling Doritos into flour...

How would I go about milling Doritos into flour? I want to make Doritos fried chicken because my body is evil and must be punished.

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Food processor? Same as milling any other shit I figure.

eat a handful and choke

Yeah, that would probably work.

Mortar and pestle

Throw them in the trash

Yep. Food processor. Blender. Mortar & Pestle. Or just stick them in a plastic bag and smash with a heavy object like rolling pin, the bottom of a heavy pot, etc.

What flavour Doritos is it?

just marinate the chicken in doritos consomme

Everything is better with a southwestern kick

>Dorito marinated chicken with Mountain Dew aioli

>doritos consomme

that was pretty dank

PUNCH it, with your FISTS

This thread is making me imagine some smug Veeky Forums autist milling fucking doritos with a pestle, commenting to himself how the pestle is able to bring out the true flavor of the dorito

So fucking kek wow my sides goodbye

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>implying this wouldnt be tasty

Its meme-y as fuck and I'm sure any logical person would call you garbage for eating it, but fucking DORITOS FRIED CHICKEN? Id risk it all for one bite, its gotta be good.

All these fucking "dorito ______", jesus.

>dorito tea
>dorito ice
>dorito scum

Dem gums.

finally a relevant time to use this

Moutain Dew aioli.

I may just experiment with that this weekend.

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>my body is evil and must be punished

I keked

Dig the crumbs out of the couch and your neckbeard.

Flip your keyboard upside down

give your sweatpants a good shake