I'm hungry. The closest food item near to you will be my meal.
What is it?
I'm hungry. The closest food item near to you will be my meal.
What is it?
A shaker of cayenne pepper.
Rice omelette with Maasdam cheese and bell peppers
But I ain't giving my breakfast to some user
Cockroahes
off brand captain crunch
I thought turks were range banned
diet ginger ale and pizza flavored goldfish crackers.
I guess so, he keeps following me. Now he sleeps under my bed.
Sounds like a refugee problem. Have you thought about entering him in the Olympics?
My dogs kibble.
box of cornstarch
He would win longjump. 11 mtrs ahead some rotten meat.
Take your pick. It's a virtual smorgasbord.
Toothpaste
scrape your fucking tongue!
clean up your life and call your mom you hippie
Its filth, I tells you, filth.
>go to HEB
>like to try those random sodas
>grab a clear one, says strawberry kiwi.
>grab a Bai dragonfruit water
>put both in the freezer
>play some vidya and come for them
>the kiwi one is disgusting
>read the label for the kiwi one
ITS FUCKING "INFUSED" WATER
I thought it was soda
realize my fuck up
its some hipster shit
>its vegan
fuck
you can have this shit op
brand is Hint
>water infused with strawberry kiwi and other natural flavors from non-GMO plants. 0 calories. unsweetened. best enjoyed chilled. born in san fransisco.
it tasted like watered down strawberry flavored water.
HEB sells some goo cream soda and yellow cake. but yeah they sell hipster trash too. overall wal mart and sellers bros is cheaper
edible filth?
dude weed lmao
>box of instant coffee
knock yourself out champ
yogurt residue from my bowl, semi-licked by the dog
I miss my old xbox 360 controller, tho the new one is fine, too
what the fuck do you need two screens for?
Oatmeal
Theres a lot of mens scent? Is that instead of taking a shower?
For scrolling Veeky Forums and watching HIMYM. Is it not obvious?
Dried fish and black coffee
>Leaving checks out where you can see the account numbers.
Either fruit snacks or doritos.
Spoken like a true one-screen pleb. Get a second monitor and you will never be able to go back
My cum, enjoy op
Welcome to it I guess
It's been sitting by my desk for a week
A packet of Fire sauce from Taco Bell
Just a couple inches closer than the bag of trail mix
judging by the tongue, yes
lucozade energy tablets, pack half-eaten
go right ahead
Half a can of warm, flat beer from last night.
An odd fruit-flavored Chinese candy. The only English on it is "classic series"
a nice IPA
gelatin-free gummy bears
Toast crumbs
the toe nails that i just spat out
Off brand Fritos and some hummus covered bits of spinach
Warm oatmeal and a mug of tea
a Banquet dinner, you poor bastard
...
Half of a case of PBR
unpin all that garbage from your taskbar you stupid fuck
an old cat treat
A pack of toast chee.
Coca Cola
A handle of Barcadi
Some shitty peanuts I got from a gas station
CBD caramel chocolate marijuana edibles
Retard
nice
An expired can of chicken noodle soup
hey I have the same keyboard
... the cumrag or the cat?
A jizzy tissue
Open wide, user!~
Strawberry, banana, blueberry, and pineapple smoothie with an egg in it.
a mix of thyme, salt and lemon cest
a weiner :^)
half a jar of ginger paste
enjoy
What has been seen cannot be unseen
Buy a tongue scraper you sick fuck
I bet you love your unitaskers, dont you?
What's wrong with using a toothbrush?
You have tonsil stones
Thanks for showing us your thrush.
enjoy a can of vitamin D pills
deez nuts
There's some cum on my shirt, go for it
its
chicken ramen with pastrami, cashews, hallapinos, and pickle juice
>hallapinos
5 Lara bars of varying flavors. I'm looking forward to the ones with coconut and chocolate, so you can have... Cashew Cookie.
Yeesh, I actually didn't notice that the only ingredients in it are cashews and dates, I'm trading it out tomorrow for another coconut bar.
That looks like a whole uncooked chicken
Crumbs from the last piece of peach pie I got for grandma's birthday. Enjoy I guess
Nothing.
Listerene.
Trust me, you need it