Is this the perfect biscuit?

Now this is a bun.

plebeian taste

Looks more like chocolate covered snack cakes.

>penguins
>biscuit
>anywhere near best biscuit even if they were one

Hobnobs or garibaldi mate

it literally says "biscuit" on the packaging

>believing those lies

It's a chocolate bar mate. A twix isn't a biscuit is it?

It consists of biscuit crumbs, this does not make it a biscuit. Would you call a tiramisu a biscuit just because it has lady fingers in it?

It has a cookie at its core and you limeys call cookies biscuits so I guess it is.

But lady fingers are cake.

Biscuits go soft when left out in the air, cakes go stale when left out in the air. Lady fingers go soft when left out in the air, ergo, they are biscuits.

They are sponge cake kid.

>cookie at it's core
>therefore it's all cookie/biscuit

Rockys, gold bars, blue riband, club bars and breakaways all have biscuit/cookie at their core. They're still surrounded by chocolate and therefore a chocolate bar

The only one that is up for contention is a pick up and that's more a biscuit/cookie sandwich affair

They're a dry sponge biscuit lad

So does that mean that a loaf of bread is also a biscuit?

Yes
See

>Grasshoppers are chocolate bars in limeyland because they are covered in chocolate.

>a loaf of bread is a biscuit
wew getting salty there lad?

That's chocolate biscuit lad. Can't be a bar if it's not bar shaped

search up what a biscuit is you fucking sped.

Anyway, the only correct choice for a biccy is a jammie dodger.

So if it was bar shaped then it would be a chocolate bar?

Yes, what part of this don't you understand?

That's a cookie lad.

Sorry britfags.

And they're called cookies.

>be American
>visit Mom's cousin in Porthmadog, Great England
>go to an pub for lunch
>order biscuits and gravy
>get this

Oreos are available in the United Kingdom friend :)

Yes, I am about to have some.

Should I have custard creams with tea or coffee?

When in Rome, dumbass.

They call milk gravy?

Biscuits and gravy is a very American idea is it? I'd honestly be surprised if most Europeans would know what you were talking about. Can any eurofags can confirm?

these are objectively the best biscuits.

youtube.com/watch?v=qIvQs1F3i2U
>It looks like sick.

>mfw Biscuits and gravy is one of my favorite foods.
Any special occasion that warrants an over the top breakfast will include it.

To be fair if they described the biscuit as spongy it's probably a shit biscuit.

its probably cold
the biscuit is probably shit
the people are dumbasses

what a crap video

well i know that cowboys love it but i dont actually know what the gravy even is.

It reminds me of chicken a la king on toast that I had as a kid. I think that it is what it is called. I like southern biscuits but I've never had a gravy I liked. I couldn't see myself liking it. The only place locally I could see serving it is perhaps Cracker Barrel.

I think it is pork sausage based.

Correct.
It's basically a bechamel that has pork sausage meat in it.

It's made like this:
-cook some meat in a pan (usually pork sausage flavored with sage)
-add flour to the resulting fat and make a roux
-whisk in milk
-cook a little to thicken it up.

Yea, and they should have kept that shit in the states.
Oreos suck ass and only children with no taste think they're good.

>When in Rome
Do as the Romans and impose by rule and way of life upon the natives while building roads and muttering angrily about Carthage?

Send aristocrats to colonies to steal all of their wealth and send it back to Rome.

>aristocrats
>Roman Empire
History is not your strong point, user.

>what a crap video
It was made by buzzfeed, what did you expect?

wtf do you think that patricians were if not an early instance of an aristocracy?

Who said empire? The roman republic was run by what was essentially an aristocracy.

Brit here, I know exactly what biscuits and gravy is because I watch triple D.

To eurofags the biscuits are made from a mixture similar to british scone mixture but with buttermilk added.

They are baked until golden brown and served with a gravy that is usually made from sausage drippings formed into a roux which is seasoned and diluted with milk.

That's a cookie, Bonglad.

>Wehen in Rome

Double the size of the Empire, become the richest man in the Empire, take army across the Rubicon and declare yourself the Emperor?

Yeah, sure, whatever, as long as you call Biscuits Biscuits and Cookies Cookies, you do that.

Don't forget the Carthage thing, though, it's important.

oreo a shit
borbon is objectively better on every level

It's also spiced with lots of ground black pepper.

Fuck off you faux yank and take your meme biscuits with you.

THIRTEEN

Well this shitpost was original.

Just kill yourself yank, you are so boring. Every thread it's the same tired bait.

But Blue Ribbands have wafers, not biscuits.

Why does that say cracker in the wrapper but the image looks like a biscuit?

It's clearly nothing like a cookie, you spastic.

Tea lad, why even drink that black yank juice?

I will accept your apology if you promise to speak properly in the future.

Pic related is your answer, and what you posted isn't even the best cookies.

Are you autistic?

Why would you lie to strangers on the internet about your nationality? I count six things that betray you as an American.

Thick cunt.

>tfw jf doesn't know about biscuits

Crunch Creams are the GOAT biscuit.

step aside, americans

Not even close

Sugar cookies with royal icing? Fuck that. I'm interested in these maple creme cookies... they sound amazing.

had a crack at biscuits and gravy

kys yourself immediately.

>tries to prove somebody wrong by posting one of the worst kind of cookies the world has ever seen

MURICA

STEP ASIDE NIGGERS

KING OF THE BISCUITS COMING THROUGH

its a cake
t. uk tax law

>Jaffa cake
>Cake
Well done, Mong Lord.

>not gooey, chewy cookies

...

>flavour

those are cookies

any good recipes to make gooey cookies?

I've been craving some

Someone should have dived over the bar and shived you in the neck for that.

Also is correct, Jammy dodgers are boss.

Honeycomb hob nobs are also acceptable.

A 12" diameter digestive is still a biscuit, just like a 2" diameter cake is still a fucking cake.
>Errr irs small mus b bicciee
Retard