Hello Veeky Forums

hello Veeky Forums
i'll be attending a potluck party and i have no idea what to bring. most people are bringing their "famous" salads. (greek, taco, caesar, potato...) also burgers, hotdogs and corn on the cob will be there. i'd just like to impress these guys with my food since i suck at socializing with them.

also would like to mention they are very "white"... they are nice people, but they see me as "the asian" more than a regular person... it'd be nice if they could just talk about my food instead of which side of korea i'm from and whether i know this "kim" or that "park" that they met the other day. (i understand they're just curious and want to get to know me and my culture, but it's just a little awkward for me.)

any suggestions?

Spend $180 on enough chicken wings for 4 people at your local Korean memewings shop

Since memewings are a white people favorite, and also well known by whites as authentic Korean food, you'll safely have one foot in each world as they marvel at your diplomatic chops. Or should I say chop-chops, ping pong ding dong cultural appropriation

Bring a 50 gallon drum of the ripest kimchi you can find. When they act funny, tell them they dishonor your family in broken English.

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play with their dog all night and keep checking if people are watching. towards the end, go somewhere alone with the dog and see how many people come looking for you.

Gyoza is Japanese, racist

hmm possibly. though the idea is to make your own dish haha

that's too heavy!

>very white
can't go wrong with green bean casserole bruh. you just drain a couple of cans of green beans, mix with a can of cream of mushroom soup, and top with frenchs fried onions. a nice variation is half cream of mushroom, half cream of chicken.

>boiling a pack of hot dogs and slipping them into a bag of buns you bought is cooking
If whites are allowed to do this, you're allowed to treat "opening a box of memewings" as cooking too

no 'go 'za where i live... :(

oh my gosh that made me laugh out loud. for a minute i thought it was an actual party survival tip haha

that sounds pretty delicious, thank you for the suggestion.

haha well the hotdogs and burgers are what the men will be doing. the women encourage bringing the home-made stuff. i suppose i could get away with something i order from a restaurant but if i lie about that and they ask for a recipe, that'd be even more awkward than being the only asian there haha

>can't go wrong with green bean casserole bruh
Everything is wrong about it.

>>canned beans
Nope.
>>Canned soup
Nope.
>>French's brand anything
Nope.

This is only good if you hate the people involved and want to subject them to a tiny little taste of hell.

stop being a snob, white people love it, especially those murkans that can be described as very white. I'm not trying to satisfy your oh so sensitive palate, I'm trying to help op out based on his description of who he's making a dish for. anything elaborate or fancy will be a waste of time and not only not be appreciated but also get him labeled as the tryhard of the group

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well now i'm confused

i thought this stuff only mattered on r9k and that there's a high concentration of women on Veeky Forums? (like /an/ and /adv/...)

don't listen to that negative nancy, your friends will love it, and be surprised you know about it

>white people love it

No, we don't. It's that thing that old-ass great aunt Alice brings to the family reunion and everyone says "oh wow" but nobody actually wants to eat. People might serve themself some out to be polite but then you see it all in the trash can after the meal is done. It is literally the finest of "gore food" from the 1950's. Nobody likes it.

>>labeled as the tryhard
That's only a bad thing on this board user.

I wasn't suggesting that OP serve "Saddle of Veal Prinz Orloff". But 'cmon. Just about anything would be better than that fucking green bean casserole. Even lazy shit like baking chicken in a dish with salsa poured in it kicks the shit out that slop.

>i thought this stuff only mattered

It doesn't matter anywhere. You're being trolled with copypasta.

chicken ala pace is better than gb cass
what're you smokin?

If you don't like cream of mushroom soup dumped onto some frozen brick of beans in a pyrex dish and baked for 45 minutes with some marshmallows thrown on top, you hate America and have literally never even set foot here
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Pakora

maybe i should just bring spring rolls...

i had to google what that was, but it looks great! thanks!

if your friends are as you described "very white" then I'd say it would be a mistake to bring ethnic food of any sort

If you're cooking for strangers it's almost always better to do something that you know how to make well than trying something new that you think will appeal to them.

underrated

Bring some chicken and waffles or some other kind of soul food.

75% of Veeky Forums is women we just pretend to be men.

this

also post a pic, cute korean grill

if not, at least tell me if ur cute

don't go

get the fuck outta your small little town and come to some place where people don't treat you like shit.

-a fellow Asian

I'm white and I love it, I suspect you are the shitskin in this thread

Just make potato salad dude

I always wondered about those humorless militant Asians in college until I moved to a flyover state for a couple of years for my first job and found out what it was like to live in a place where seeing an Asian was a rare event

I'm sure blacks have it much worse but it's fucking annoying to be "the Asian", I got the fuck out as soon as I had a chance.