hello Veeky Forums i'll be attending a potluck party and i have no idea what to bring. most people are bringing their "famous" salads. (greek, taco, caesar, potato...) also burgers, hotdogs and corn on the cob will be there. i'd just like to impress these guys with my food since i suck at socializing with them.
also would like to mention they are very "white"... they are nice people, but they see me as "the asian" more than a regular person... it'd be nice if they could just talk about my food instead of which side of korea i'm from and whether i know this "kim" or that "park" that they met the other day. (i understand they're just curious and want to get to know me and my culture, but it's just a little awkward for me.)
any suggestions?
Elijah Bailey
Spend $180 on enough chicken wings for 4 people at your local Korean memewings shop
Since memewings are a white people favorite, and also well known by whites as authentic Korean food, you'll safely have one foot in each world as they marvel at your diplomatic chops. Or should I say chop-chops, ping pong ding dong cultural appropriation
Cameron Morgan
Bring a 50 gallon drum of the ripest kimchi you can find. When they act funny, tell them they dishonor your family in broken English.
Isaac Walker
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Gabriel King
play with their dog all night and keep checking if people are watching. towards the end, go somewhere alone with the dog and see how many people come looking for you.
Parker Morales
Gyoza is Japanese, racist
Kevin Adams
hmm possibly. though the idea is to make your own dish haha
that's too heavy!
Jayden Jones
>very white can't go wrong with green bean casserole bruh. you just drain a couple of cans of green beans, mix with a can of cream of mushroom soup, and top with frenchs fried onions. a nice variation is half cream of mushroom, half cream of chicken.
Caleb Reyes
>boiling a pack of hot dogs and slipping them into a bag of buns you bought is cooking If whites are allowed to do this, you're allowed to treat "opening a box of memewings" as cooking too
Anthony Martin
no 'go 'za where i live... :(
oh my gosh that made me laugh out loud. for a minute i thought it was an actual party survival tip haha
Aaron Barnes
that sounds pretty delicious, thank you for the suggestion.
haha well the hotdogs and burgers are what the men will be doing. the women encourage bringing the home-made stuff. i suppose i could get away with something i order from a restaurant but if i lie about that and they ask for a recipe, that'd be even more awkward than being the only asian there haha
Luke Gray
>can't go wrong with green bean casserole bruh Everything is wrong about it.
This is only good if you hate the people involved and want to subject them to a tiny little taste of hell.
Noah Young
stop being a snob, white people love it, especially those murkans that can be described as very white. I'm not trying to satisfy your oh so sensitive palate, I'm trying to help op out based on his description of who he's making a dish for. anything elaborate or fancy will be a waste of time and not only not be appreciated but also get him labeled as the tryhard of the group
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Austin Hill
well now i'm confused
i thought this stuff only mattered on r9k and that there's a high concentration of women on Veeky Forums? (like /an/ and /adv/...)
Zachary Murphy
don't listen to that negative nancy, your friends will love it, and be surprised you know about it
Jackson Nelson
>white people love it
No, we don't. It's that thing that old-ass great aunt Alice brings to the family reunion and everyone says "oh wow" but nobody actually wants to eat. People might serve themself some out to be polite but then you see it all in the trash can after the meal is done. It is literally the finest of "gore food" from the 1950's. Nobody likes it.
>>labeled as the tryhard That's only a bad thing on this board user.
I wasn't suggesting that OP serve "Saddle of Veal Prinz Orloff". But 'cmon. Just about anything would be better than that fucking green bean casserole. Even lazy shit like baking chicken in a dish with salsa poured in it kicks the shit out that slop.
Benjamin Brown
>i thought this stuff only mattered
It doesn't matter anywhere. You're being trolled with copypasta.
Hunter Diaz
chicken ala pace is better than gb cass what're you smokin?
Adrian Foster
If you don't like cream of mushroom soup dumped onto some frozen brick of beans in a pyrex dish and baked for 45 minutes with some marshmallows thrown on top, you hate America and have literally never even set foot here t. Midwest Internet Defense Force
Xavier Robinson
Pakora
Cameron Gutierrez
maybe i should just bring spring rolls...
i had to google what that was, but it looks great! thanks!
Xavier Bailey
if your friends are as you described "very white" then I'd say it would be a mistake to bring ethnic food of any sort
Lucas Martinez
If you're cooking for strangers it's almost always better to do something that you know how to make well than trying something new that you think will appeal to them.
Matthew Lopez
underrated
John Peterson
Bring some chicken and waffles or some other kind of soul food.
Luis Hall
75% of Veeky Forums is women we just pretend to be men.
Tyler Jenkins
this
also post a pic, cute korean grill
if not, at least tell me if ur cute
Hunter Jones
don't go
get the fuck outta your small little town and come to some place where people don't treat you like shit.
-a fellow Asian
Aiden Stewart
I'm white and I love it, I suspect you are the shitskin in this thread
Julian Diaz
Just make potato salad dude
Tyler Morales
I always wondered about those humorless militant Asians in college until I moved to a flyover state for a couple of years for my first job and found out what it was like to live in a place where seeing an Asian was a rare event
I'm sure blacks have it much worse but it's fucking annoying to be "the Asian", I got the fuck out as soon as I had a chance.