MONEY WILL NOT GET YOU LAID

my shortest mate probably gets the most pussy. just be confident and not a fucking crybaby soy boy boo hoo im short.

getting laid is the least of my worries
it's very sad to see user's who made it worry about something as trivial as finding a gf

confidence, its all about that shit man

realize I'm now banging between 10 - 12 cutie-pie 18-25 year old Asian "University Students" (hookers) for about a grand total of $1000 over a few weeks. All from easy gains in crypto. - I can't be bothered with investing into intimate relationships anymore so it suits me to a tea and it's cheap as fuck.

>Has sexual life
>posts in an anime image board
lmao, this kind of posta are worst than pajeets shilling their shitcoins

>just be confident bro

Fuck off normie

So you know what is better but haven't even had a hooker?

Let me tell you as a guy who fucked almost 50 girls, yeah it sure is better than the real thing if you have money to pay it.

If i had money i would only bang quality escorts i wouldn't even bother with roasties who think they are something while 90% of them look like shit and are even bigger brainlets than a nice escort.
Fuck you can legit fuck a top tier pornstar for 2000 $ and you are telling me the "real thing" is better?

But yeah dude, don't pay for sex don't be one of those losers, spend your time on washed up roasties that have more STDs than an average escort. LMAO

True.

I have a couple friends who are complete bums and women actually pay for him to fuck them. He just offers a lot of charisma and sweet talk to these women that get them all wet and horned up so that they pay for his food, beverages, and housing. Honestly, if you had a silver tongue and got good at sociallizing, I bet you could have $0 to your name so long as you make the women have those tingly feelings, you could probably get them to be your sugar mommy.

I'll just pay for sex directly, dipshit. Just fucking lol @ niggers who try to impress/woo roasties. It's a waste of time unless you're good looking

>this is what betas who have to pay for it tell themselves to feel better

Yes, because you fucking autistic NEETs completely missed the point. The point isn't to get laid but to improve your reproductive success and mate with the best available women...the only soy I see is you

Absolutely this
I personally have to admit that if it wasn't for money, I wouldn't be able to fuck some of the most finest round hooker asses out there. I'm not good looking or have any great social skills, I would work on them but what for? Very a few girls out there are worthy to meet tbqh, even if it's for a one night stand or friends with benefits, I can barely tolerate any of those girls I pay to bang.
The "real deal" is good, but if I had more money I surely would bang more hot bitches.

If you think paying for a hooker is beta you are a confirmed beta my friend.

Keep banging 5/10 cottage cheese pancake assed trolls my friend.

And when you see that absolute 10 on the street and you drop your jaw and think "I wonder whos banging that?"

Yup, I am. For 500$ an hour.

>to a tea

Lmao

damn, y'all really missed the point huh.

1 - Fucking a hooker and jerking off are basically equivalent. Only one has a $/hr associated with it. Save your fucking money, this is a business board.

2- if you think the only girls out there are "5/10 cottage cheese pancake assed trolls" you associate with the wrong people, your game is trash and you need to leave your goddam basement.

this guy knows wassa
fucking asocial losers lmao

never done hookers myself but you must have a burger mutilated dick if you think the sensation of pussy is the same as jerking off

It's better. No texts along the lines of "Why didn't you end the last one with emojis reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

sauce on this semen demon?

>1 - Fucking a hooker and jerking off are basically equivalent
LMFAO
Why people in here wants to feel like they are the true alpha male? You're just showing your true power level m8.
As I said before, if your posting in an anime image board, you must have some autism degree. Deal with it anons.

Right on, but I've read some replies here and you're wasting your breath. We're turning into a weird mutant of /r9k and /pol with so many worthless degenerates coming on here.

Its incredible how some here don't get it - the game is the reward. Knowing you got the girl you like, and she genuinely likes you back. Ya'll faggots who use hookers know deepdown that those whores are just faking it, and despise you for everything but the money.

Only betas bang Asian prostitutes...just sayin

1. White hoes
2. Latina strippers

LUL, it's true! I can post in an anime image board and get laid!

They might feel different, but in the end they are both just a way to bust a nut without any meaning or conquest behind it. It's a worthless nut either way and afterwards you'll be happier if you saved your money.

>Knowing you got the girl you like

WHO CARES? Why does some roastie's approval mean anything? Are you a fucking simp who gets all his self-value from other people?
>wooo this roastie liked me! I'm a real man now!

Fucking pathetic.

lmaoing at those soy bugs posting shit like "the real deal"

there is nothing for free you absolute brainlets. you either pay with cash or time, which is the same thing by the way

all women are whores

I don't have to pay money for it, I've slept with women for "free". Banging whores for money is fun and I will continue doing it, maybe I will make it my lifelong profession even, if I make it in crypto

shoutout to the lads who understand. you will all make it one day.

sounds like you've never experienced the thrill of the hunt before. sometimes you win it and realise you never gave a fuck about the prize

>Thrill of the hunt

Look at this faggot. He's acting like he's some proto-human stalking the plains of idaho while chucking spears at wholly mammoths. In reality he's talking to some ugly slut in a bar about sports so he can get a lazy fuck at home and feel "good" about amusing some whore for an hour

Kill yourself

>I don't have to pay money for it, I've slept with women for "free".

>saying it like this like it's an accomplishment
Women have been sleeping with men for free since the dawn of time. If you can't sleep with anyone at least semi regularly without having to pay for it, you are the exception and not the rule.

Its not an accomplishment, I only wrote it in anticipation of some fag calling me out for me not being able to get laid without paying for it

rofl this conjecture, i fucking love it

/thread

> the game is the reward. Knowing you got the girl you like, and she genuinely likes you back.

Hehehe look everyone this guys seeks validation through females. The most important think for him is that women approve of him.

See i don't need this, i know my value i am not a faggot. when i have sex the important part for me is Is the ass good? Can she take a good dicking? Will she be flexible enough so i can pound as I want? And the answer is YES with escorts. So go on and keep your basic bitches that are into you, i will fuck women i pay to fuck and i won't have a reward other than my nut because i am not a faggot.

If banging escorts is so beta, then why does literally every professional athlete bang escorts? The same athlete that could bang your mum and the girl that "genuinely likes you back" at the same time?

Wholy shit MICK this is the cringeist shit i read on this board in forever.

Thanks for the laf m8

banging whores for money is truly patrician

the philosophers, kings, popes and greats of all ages banged whores

Philosophers are cucks

Kings, damn right they did, but every woman in the kingdom is a whore for them.

Popes, just banged boys

Maybe some of us don't enjoy the "conquest behind", honestly I'm in a point in my life where I don't give a shit about the conquest, it's also meaningless, and I prefer to skip all the process and pay for it.

>not assembling a harem of awkward needy cute boys who live in your home and do your housework
Plebeians, Plebeians everywhere.

you are fucking stupid if you think pros need to pay for sex. like legitimately retarded. there are thousands of 11's lining up to take dick.

so many of these replies are so strange to me, you all sound so fucking jaded about the opposite sex. nobody is seeking complete validation from females, but it is very fulfilling to engage successfully with them.

There's a lot of sexually frustrated young men in this thread.

>He pays for sex

This is the sadest thread I have seen in a long time. How socially inept are you that you would rather pay to fuck someone than find a mate for life. I guess eventually you'll either end up with a golddigger or alone in an old peoples home. Don't want to be you. Really don't.

Good thing I'm white enough to get laid in nipland, and a plane ticket is like $1000. They throw themselves at you as long as you're not fat and can hide your power level

how long was your best relationship?

> (OP)
>Only betas bang Asian prostitutes...just sayin

>1. White hoes
>2. Latina strippers

Wrong.

I currently fuck Asian girls because they're $90/hr for full service of absolutely everything you want. - not going to waste $500+ on higher quality girls because I'd rather throw that at crypto.

>How DARE you take the simple route than jump through hoops so you can bang some whore

really makes me think

Kek you dumb ass I'm short af and have never been w/o pussy, keep making up excuses

kek'd

Most women have a price, they just pretend they don't. If you have money and women live for pretty, expensive and useless things that can be bought with it, why not use it?

I mean, I have been in a LTR with a lovely lady for a while but had I not been lucky enough to meet her I would've continued fucking hookers and whatnot. Some women are worthy of your time and attention but until that one comes, why not fuck the rest? And if it's just fucking, who cares how you got her?

seconded

Money will make you keep a high self esteem even if you are rejected which will help you take more chances which will make you get laid more.

>There are faggots on biz who have made it and will still pathetically pay for sex
>there are faggots on biz who havent made it and will pathetically pay for sex
>mfw good looking, sociable, 24 year old, in good shape and have no problem getting laid when the need arises
>inb4 hurr slave to woman
dont even have to date to get laid. fuck all you spineless faggots

I bang hookers because I don't want a relationship. Don't want to date or live with a female. Don't want to commit. Been there. Done it to death. Will not settle for anything less than a 10/10 when I'm old.
If that day never comes. So what? I bang hookers, get my rocks off twice a week, travel and trade crypto. . . What a terrible, terrible life.

this guy knows whats up

having a woman is funt only if she's insanely beautiful, sexy and is in general an amazign person. most women are garbage

also banging whores doesnt mean that you cant get into a relationship if you want to, or even fall in love

>>mfw good looking

Imagine being so stupid that you think everyone is good looking

jejd

honestly what kind of shitty life must you have to enjoy the "conquest"
literal normie tier pursuit. "look at me, i have no inner purpose so i find meaning through chasing pussy"
again, not a hooker guy, in a happy relationship with the woman i love... please stop making the rest of us look bad by association

This guy gets it

This guy ge.. went full kike

>go on Veeky Forums
>money will not get you laid
>go on Veeky Forums
>muscles will not get you laid
>go on Veeky Forums
>cars will not get you laid
>go on Veeky Forums
>fashion will not get you laid
It's almost like Veeky Forums is just a big website of bored people who can't get laid and blame it on what they enjoy the most.

>unironically using 'soy boy'
Phitoestrogen is completely different from regular human estrogen, you scientifically illiterate retards

That being said, hookers totally count for getting laid.
I've never had one, but I'd like to

found the beta

I dance at a gay bar, and though I may be primarily straight, priorities go out the door when there is a few grand on the line. The same thing can apply to female strippers.

>absolute 10 on the street
kek

This guy fucks

As long as they aren't gay, it's okay

As long as you invest in yourself the most, you'll make it

are you a dumbass? even $200/hr hookers are 8/9s

money will get you laid 100%

conquest is the wrong word, maybe achievement is more what i was getting at.

the whole point of this thread is that meaningful interactions >>> paying for sex, and money can't get you that

Hookers fall into one of two groups:
A. Ugly/diseased and cheap
B. Hot but not worth the cost
In both cases, not really worth it

Also soyboy is a good word, have you known anyone who eats soy things to be not a trendy soyboy?
Also I always thought of it as the guys who always get the soy lattes from Starbucks and are annoying af

Some people don't realize it's not just for the sex even though that's part of it.

Fucking a hooker is the sexual equivilent of your mom telling you you're cool.

Busting a nut in a vagina is better than your hand, kid. You'll understand one day, when you lose your virginity.

I don't know, user

Ask out a girl in a lambo
Ask out a girl with your bus pass

Virgin confirmed.

Is your penis entering and exiting a vagina in a rhythmic fashion? CONGRATS YOU'RE GETTING LAID. Kys stupid child.

>Ya'll faggots who use hookers know deepdown that those whores are just faking it, and despise you for everything but the money.
That's the point, virgin. We're not paying them to like us, we're paying them to put their mouths on our cocks, and put our cock in their vag/ass, and then LEAVE.

You have to have been fucking/dating women enough to understand wanting to nut and not having to deal with the typical shit a woman will put you through to get naked for you.

Again, one day, when you lose your virginity, you'll understand. Maybe.

What a babe. Who is that?

damn bro, really seems like you are projecting your own issues. seems like you've had a shit time with real women. you know, if you've only ever fucked whores, you are basically a virgin.

>you are fucking stupid if you think pros need to pay for sex.
You're beyond naive if you think "pros" have the time to deal with clingy fans and baby seekers. Tiger Woods was caught cheating with a whore, when he could have charmed the pants off any woman he went near. Important powerful men need whore, because of one thing: THEY GO AWAY. And, keep their mouth shut, not posting everything on Twitter when the married quarterback drops a load on a 19 year old's face.

But you keep thinking you know how the world works in your virgin basement.

Asshole, the biggest customer of whores is married men you fucking sperg factory.

I dont need money to get laid. I want money so i dont have to work and can move from sweden to a comfy country and live with luxuries. I was born with godtier genes and the only thing i need now is alot of cash

this is pure autism. the word soyboy isnt about science. it's just a insult for a certain type of guy.

is "dickhead" unscientific too? nice.

I never said I've only fucked whores, twatface. If anyone is projecting in this thread, it's you virgins who think sex is "icky" in the first place, and are more like women moaning about "soulmates" and "relationships".

I've been in enough relationships to have gotten to the point where once in a while, I don't want to deal with bars and single women and the bullshit. I've played that game too long, I just want a warm mouth on my cock. If I don't have any available booty calls, a whore works fine. I just want to bust a nut. It's you sad little betas who aren't getting anything anyway who are making a big deal over the world's oldest profession and acting like women going "Ew, Paying for sex is gross!". Clue: all women have a price. Sometimes, that price is better than dealing with their shit.

I have never fucked a whore but i really dont understand your logic that if you fucked a whore it doesnt count? Care to explain?

it may sound cringe, but its true. i always lose itnerest extremely fast after i pound but maybe i just seek low quality women

> The point isn't to get laid but to improve your reproductive success
So how many kids do you have? It only improves your reproductive success if you make offspring lmao
If that is the point then donating sperm is the real deal

despite the virginlike implication that prostitutes dont count as sex (does sex out wedlock also not count as sex honey?), its easy to make enough in a year on crypto to buy yourself a nice car - which will get you laid.

OP is an idiot.

For a girl like the OP's picture you dont even need the money, just be white and go on tinder and every asian girl will match with you. beware disease.

Autism in a nutshell, in one post.

"You can only have sex for babbies, and I'll sperg out on you spraying spit while I freak out if you don't agree!"

Fucking autists.

For him it's all about the ego. Look what words he uses: "it counts". He sees it at some kind of achievement to not having to pay. It's not logical. It's what society tells you what is right.

Name of girl now

>implying I care
I'll just wait for waifu era.