Uh, guys, has anyone seen where I put my egg sausage?
Uh, guys, has anyone seen where I put my egg sausage?
Levi Rogers
Logan Williams
I dont know if this is real but its pretty amazing
James Collins
How this shit is done?
David Clark
>not over-easy
Samuel Rogers
>Not meat
>not cured
>sausage
You might as well call eclairs donut sausage.
Levi Powell
Egg yolk and eggs whites are separated. Then they're put in a special mold.
Jackson Adams
White and yellow parts of many eggs are separated, and then the white part is put into a tube form, and evenly heated, afterwards filled with the yellow part and cooked until done.
Jordan Morgan
>How this is done/
Why do I keep seeing this particular grammatical error on this board? Where are all of these ESL retards coming from?
Nathaniel Nelson
Would Japan be as weird if they won WW2?
Ryder Reed
whites and yolk are separated then added back together.
god damn it I've seen this made on youtube but it's all in japanese so I cant find it again. it may have been at a FOOMA japan exhibit that i saw on YT.
Adrian Adams
Genetically modified chickens
John Campbell
>How this shit is done?
Learn English.
Samuel Walker
Thanks for ruining the magic.
Ryder Rogers
I feel the same bro.
Must be the radiation. Picture related.
Dominic King
Them poor hens!
Read en.wikipedia.org
I'm ESL myself. Well, sort of. It's my fourth language rather than second. All the same, I occasionally decline and/or conjugate English incorrectly for comedic effect or to appropriate colloquial speech patterns. See above.
Jonathan Young
SAUSAGE EGG
Hunter Reed
>not fried
>not made with yeasted dough
>doughnut
Nope.
Profiterole sausage, sure, but not doughnut sausage.
Churro is a doughnut sausage.
Aaron White
I never went to a english school. I'm learning by myself.
Can you tell me what I said wrong?
Its "made" or "done"?
Thanks for the patience
Luke Allen
It's "How is this shit done?"
Nathan Nguyen
Stop trolling.
It's 'how is done this shit?'
Aaron Wilson
Oh
Thanks so much
Dominic Miller
kek, I love you, and I was the one sperging about foreigners
Lincoln Sullivan
Weird Japanese artificial factory """food""" fucking freaks me out
Noah Hernandez
It's only about as 'artificial' as baby cut carrots IE it's whittled and/or shaped a certain way. That's it.
Kayden Foster
>Japs make it
Wow! Japanese people are so cool and unique! They're not like other Asians! Why can't America make cool stuff like Japan?!?!
>Americans make it
Americans are so fat! Their food is disgusting! Everything is artificial! Are they too lazy to just cook an egg?!?!
Robert Campbell
The most synthetic looking platic processed cheese comes from Japan yet everyone points at America and laughs.
Josiah Green
Thats because the plastic food the Japs make is intended to sit in a window and look good so people order the real food, where Americans eat the plastic food and pretend its real.
Isaiah Williams
Fuck off.
Thomas James
Hudson Fisher
That doesn't seem right.
Hunter Robinson
Really long eggs
David Moore
I'd love to see the chicken that shat this out
Adam Campbell
...
Adrian Roberts
Its 'Shit how is this?"
Josiah Flores
I think those are produced in Denmark as well and you can get them in Northern Germany at least.
Gabriel Clark
Also UK.
Jayden Moore
I put mine in ur mum :^)
Wyatt Jones
...
Cameron Thompson
I don't understand this shit honestly. Is it precooked? Because that would kind of ruin it for me.
Kayden Barnes
>Is it precooked?
Samuel Murphy
Yee, just a different kind. They'd have to choose between voting for someone with known Yakuza ties or that principal from Battle Royale while Americans would be making microwave fuck robots that heat up hamburgers and clap while we eat them.
Benjamin Nelson
A sliced egg log. Holy shit. This might be on par with sliced bread.
Dylan Myers
>Them poor hens!
Alexander Watson
High time I learn me a language. Fuck's sake.
Mind's stagnated for far too long.
Josiah Myers
Sheeeiiiiitttt
Brandon Gutierrez
Japan doesn't have a lot of natural resources whereas America does.
Ryder James
youtube.com
>this is kids tv in Germany
no wonder this is a nation of autists
Jordan Evans
Their fault for trying to kill off the Ainu people and destroying the once-rural land.
>Japanese people are so cool and their culture is so peaceful!
NANKING
Aiden Rogers
really makes u think
Landon Edwards
aand your mind goes immediately to rape...
Jordan Cooper
That's pretty paradoxal because the Japaneses eat a healthier, better and more natural food, not like the Americans who have shitons of ressources and can't even use them, they rather prefer eating canned food, fancy fast food, and kraft meals.
Josiah Fisher
Thank ye greatly
Nathaniel Brown
The island wouldn't actually have more resources no matter what.
Joseph Campbell
False, Japane you fucking mong.
Carson Martinez
>the Japaneses eat a healthier, better and more natural food
lol.no.
Jace Campbell
ITT: People whose only exposure to Japanese culture are some animu bullshit and YouTube shills.
Aaron Sanchez
Ryan Evans
>implying there is more to japan then anime and fucked up porn
Nolan Garcia
Japanese people are no different than other east Asians.
I had some Japanese customers come into our store, and they were loud, ugly, and stupid. They basically shared the same stereotypes as Cantonese people.