Congrats Veeky Forums, you've been put in charge of creating the menu for a brand new casual dining chain...

Congrats Veeky Forums, you've been put in charge of creating the menu for a brand new casual dining chain. Your job is to create menu items that will put places like TGI Friday's and Guy Fieri's restaurants out of business. What do you create Veeky Forums?

I'll start: chicken caesar tacos.

Tomato and cheese casserole.

Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey BBQ sauce would be an actual condiment at this place.

A tangy tartare dipping sauce made with real chicken milk. The perfect accompaniment to your medium rare tendies.

>Firecracker mini-burgers
>Tex-mex seasoned steak (USDA select grade)
>Asian inspired pizza bites (with a side of soy sauce!)

I'm only working here if our headquarters are in Flavortown

Sriracha Honey Bacon Sliders.
Brown Sugar Pork & Avocado Rolls.
Fried Four Cheese Fun Bombs.
Dino Shaped Steak Bites.

Soup
Lots of soup and sandwiches
The standard steak and potatoes but with a balsamic vinegar/red wine reduction all over that bitch
Fried chicken

The only guys that would be successful ITT.

>Sriracha Honey Bacon Sliders.

My sides are in orbit

idk who cares

Loaded nacho fries
Balsamic glazed poutine
Ole hashbrown churros (breakfast food)

Crab Legs

What's chain like about crab legs?

Meat and three.

Rotating menu of two mains, five sides, and two different bread choices for a reasonable price and better than buffet-style quality.

pecan crusted gorilla assholes

Sriracha apps.

Sriracha boneless wings
Sriracha sliders
Sriracha southwestern pizza rolls

How do you milk a chicken ?

Why do americans call it "sir-acha" it makes me violently angry every time there's an add for a new fast food item on

>it makes me violently angry every time
Get some help dude. It's just not that important, really. You can play a video of the owner of the company pronounce it if you want to hear that "r" on the end of sir. He does it. No matter how it you think it should be said with your perfect elocution, even Tran blends the r's from the subsequent syllable. I'm sure he's said the word more than you have.

Mac 'n' Cheese Nibblers

Bloomin' Onion Sandwich

>sriracha bacon pineapple BBQ 'go 'za
>cheese "macho nachos" deep fried in honey
>mac and cheetos directly from burger king, but with grill marks on them

Bad food for a bad concept? I'll bite:

cheeseburger tacos
pork belly tacos with pickled onions
chicken tendies tower with alternate layers of dipping sauce and french fries
pulled pork pizza with sweet corn and small dollops of coleslaw
Mexican shrimp cocktail with chunks of avocado and saltines
reuben sliders
hot brown burrito
skewer of roasted shishito peppers (obligatory veg option 1 of 2)
jalapeno poppers (obligatory veg option 2 of 2)
chicken Alfredo pasta served on a bed of Caesar salad
chicken Alfredo Caesar salad pizza

Like any other animal, just squeeze the nipples.

Put grilled cheese on the menu to cater to even the pickiest eaters