Australian cuisine

chiko's upside fucking down ya cunt

Is kangaroo good?

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no rules, just roight

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'lia 'za

I feed it to my cats. That's all it is good for. Some people try to eat it because it is 'healthy' but the smell alone is awful.

We don't eat this here. I want it try it though.

Is Koala edible?

prison food.

and fairy bread

If you guys have Burger King with onion rings and that orange spicy mayo dipping sauce, then you don't have to. It's not far off from that.

ffs that's the 'joke' you autist

Yes. It tastes sort of like venison or lighter buffalo. Apparently Australians have some weird cultural aversion to it, though.

only bogans eat chikos ya cunt

Adelaide pls go

take onion rings and spicy mayo and you have it

american food is unimaginative

posting constructively and non-provocatively on Veeky Forums

>australian """""cuisine"""""

didn't that guy and his meme backronym-tier idea get btfo?

he looks familiar

>paying 3 didgeridollars/lb to use for catfood

are you fucking crazy, mate?

>cats
>plural
>are you fucking crazy, mate?
pretty obvious theyare m8

shrimp off the fackin barbie m8

Lots of seafood, lamb, tropical fruits, steak, beer & wine, and the boring veg like broccoli peas carrots and green beans.

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well thats the way australians see it

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If you've never had fish and chips with barramundi as the fish, you've never had fish and chips with barramundi as the fish.

Yummo.

ken oath

Barramundi tastes like mud.

post the dankest, gnarliest fuckin vids of abos fighting you got

What are some aboriginal dishes? I'm actually wondering.

I know Native American dishes, but know Australian Aboriginal dishes.

>I know Native American dishes, but know Australian Aboriginal dishes.
wut?

both have very primitive food food. Like it let them survive and shit but its not tasty or anything

There's Native American dishes.

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>australia thread
>americans talk about america
every.single.time

see the archive and see the pattern

I think I made my point.

Also, most Mexican food (not Tex Mex), is based off of, if not completely Amerindian food.

Mole
Pipian
Guacamole
Tortillas (except the name)
Atole
Pozole
Pulque
Tejuino
Pibil
Balche
Charanda

I had barramundi for the first time yesterday, it was overrated, give me some fresh flathead or blackfish any day of the week

Fairy bread and hot cross buns

I don't know, you'd probably get in trouble if you told anyone.

bugs, snakes, raw fish

>Aversion
Nope. It's just gamey so a lot of people can't be fucked trying to make it better.
Was my go-to when I was trying to get Veeky Forums though because it's cheap compared to steak and makes great chilli.

Was it fresh and local, or imported?
Makes a huge difference if it's the latter, like most fish and chip shops use.

This sounds like the most accurate description, thanks.

Hey you fucker, this is about Australian food, not American food. Fuck off

Oi mates.

You gotta be careful about what you're doing here.
When the shit hits the fan in Yanky Land after their election a lot of people there will be looking for other countries to flee to.
Do you really want to make Australia look appealing and be near the top of their list?

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buy salt-water Barra, not the imported vietnamese ones that are literally fed human shit.

If you want something similar without the hassle, just cut an onion into strips, soak in some milk for 5 minutes, then dredge in seasoned flour (whatever seasonings you want) and fry until crispy.

Yeah pretty much this.

A lot of food in Australia takes influences from Greek, Italian or South East Asia because we had a lot of refugees from those areas after wars.

Yes we have that. Hmm, that spicy sauce is ok but far from great.

Seems it's not worth going to America after all then

>>/r/straya

aborigine camp

Thing of beauty, looks like the tail end of a student pissup

pretty much every cuisine

We were a british colony for too long to really gain our own cuisine

unfortunately I'll never be able to become the person that asks such thing at a fish and chip shop.

A) You automatically are labelled as a massive wanker
B) They know how to lie and what the answer you're after is.

Tightest shit right here pham

youtube.com/watch?v=KSLUpI485-8

Looks like Detroit.

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Spider on stick with fermented kangaroo dung

For the record, aussies eat vegemite with butter, never solo and never out of the jar like nutella.

We eat kebabs after a piss up, cause its the only thing open

Prawns/shrimp are too expensive to eat regularly, we only have them on special occasions/ holidays

Austria you say?

youtube.com/watch?v=mqVzRD_nWLQ

shrimp on the barbby?

literally this
chuck a whole goanna in a fire and munch on it, that's literally it

no one knows because we herded them all out to the desert and left them there.

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Tasmanians make scallop pies, which sounds pretty good.
They fuck it up with a Keens-ter shitty creamy curry sauce though.

Keens-tier*

Keens is good with baked beans though m8

Fuken grilled rooo mate make sure it's one of the jumpy ones

Nah mate they are the go

Rooo is great, for a quick snack if you are lost in the jungle you can just hunt one down, cut off the tail and put it on a rock under the sun for a couple hours, don't worry about the rooo they grow their tails back, look out for other animals and hungry abbos who may try to steal it tho

petrol

>be me Nigel Waga-waga
>just got me fix from centerlink
>pissed the fuck off cuz white cunt kept asking bout me kids and shit
>got me doll anyway
>head down to the servo to celebrate
>doll night so all the fuckin sniff already gone >feelsbadman.jpg
>no fukin serpent snake tonight
>gots me an idea
>go to big dirt place for airplanes
>find me some airplane sniff
>go back to bush to sniff
>take big sniff
>shits so intense
>best sniff of me life
>ohshititstoomuch.jpg
>lose control
>start flying
>go into sky with all my ancestors
>fukin cunt calls me a boong
>punch the fuck out of him
>see croc making mountain
>steel his thongs
>ancestor spirits start fuckin shoving me
>yell FUCKING WHITE CUNTS
>its so loud it ecos through the land
>all the dream time spirits turn and look at me
>all the spirits start to fade
>their faces turn human
>its fukin cops
>iv been arrested

best sniff of me life got me some fukin warm bed time too

the thing is scallops are very mild, i don't think they could stand up to a more robust curry

Damper with jam is legit superior to all other jam-based food.

Succulent Chinese Meals

youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

This all looks so good

That was Mexican food ya dumbass

story checks out

You're a fuckin pleb if you think Kangaroo meat it bad, it's tasty as heck and fkn good for ya. Just learn to cook it right you philistine

>Drinking any variation of XXXX
I swear you Queensland cunts have wetbrain from the humidity

Made me lol harder than it should. Also looks fucking disgusting.

>mfw Captcha has upside down icecream pics to select

I didn't know you blokes ate fossils out there!

I hear ya women are thirsty for American dick-long meat. Don't worry, I'll give her a good time, royal beating free evening like women should be treated.

The fuck is a pie floater?

*looks it up*

It's literally meat in pea soup covered in ketchup. Fuck that shit, heritage or not.